When not Elena

If you get carried away with conspiracy the way, then the latest history of Russian parliamentarism can be represented as a conspiracy against democracy. Say, therefore, people's chosen ones are raging in their stands, which follow a deeply thought out plan: to discredit a liberal idea. You look, for example, at the deputy Mizulin, all the more you listen to her - and you will understand: no, Russia has not yet matured for democracy. Need a hard hand.

The villainous conspiracy of the special services, yes. As the White House was shot from the tanks and launched leaders like Zhirinovsky into the parliament, so gradually they disappeared all hopes for the civilized interaction of the two branches of power. And those liberal politicians who see the root of trouble in the authoritarian constitution adopted in December 1993, we can present a long list of lawmakers sitting in the current Duma.

Well, the list of laws adopted by them recently by the overwhelming majority of the votes can be attached separately. The law of the scoundrels. Law on Foreign Agents. The Law on the prohibition of propaganda of LGBT in nurseries and kindergartens. Law on rallies. About black lists on the Internet. And if enraged printers compete somewhere in the world, then ours could bring a bunch of gold medals from there.

The Russians are softly, although slightly pushing in the back, they lead to the idea that a full -fledged Duma is not needed here. Not taking root, sorry. Every day, if you still watch TV and look into the newspaper, you can observe this bunch of thieves, cynics, freaks and mentally ill. Give them real power - and again you have to adjust the tanks, but do you need it? In short, vote for Putin, who alone saves you from parliamentary democracy with his bayonets. Sit and rejoice, and do not grow old.

Of course, all these laws are made at Malaya Arnautskaya Street, the Kremlin, and the deputies only press the buttons and aggressively justify when they ask, the need to accept documents. This is true, but the citizens themselves choose these deputies, and far from every republic, Ramzan Kadyrov runs in us with his peculiar methodology of coercion to the will. Millions of Russians honestly vote for the EP, the other millions - for Zhirinovsky, the rest choose between Zyuganov and Mironov. Or do not go to vote at all, thereby showing their deeply suffered attitude to democracy.

So it turns out that conspiracyology is not such a corrupt girl of the bourgeoisie. Not so pseudoscience. After all, everything converges: the conspirators on top, and from below those who blew their heads and they chose those indicated from above. And then the worst thing happens. The people's deputy of Mizulin is approaching the microphone, and a large country shudders from its speeches, and some impressionable journalist writes in the “facets” that Russia has not matured for democracy.

Because Mizulin in this lower house, for all its external identity, represents the norm. This is the chamber. It is enough at least a briefly look at the voting results according to the most wild laws, which, together with her, jointly nuclearly naked by the deputies of the State Duma. CONSPIRACY!..

However, the conspiracy is not the worst. The worst thing is that in the conspiracy Elena Borisovna herself is still not participating. For she is one such, and not all her legislative impulses find understanding even in the Kremlin and in the circle of like -minded people. Like -minded people sometimes also horrify. When, for example, it requires actually banning abortion or elevates a voice against the fact that unmarried childless girls enter the university. Then, it happens, like -minded people criticize her, she takes her words back or declares that she was misunderstood or slandered. As in that heartbreaking story, when Mizulina seemed to suggest harshly punish for oral sex, but did not seem to be offered. It was just that it looked like her that the Stanislavsky shouted throughout the country "I believe!"

Yesterday she took a new legislative height. Equating the surrogate motherhood with nuclear weapons , our chosen one again acted in defense of the values, which she calls "Orthodox" and "spiritual". And again she was not supported by the conspirators: the members of the State Duma Committee on Health Protection did not agree with her, and this means that Pugacheva and Kirkorov have remained at large and the child will not be taken away from them. However, the very image of a nuclear war that destroys all living things on Earth, in relation to test tubes with human living creatures - this, you see, sounded loudly. The nuclear mushroom right before our eyes grew out of that test tube, and the fire of the Apocalypse devoured humanity, and the horse pale galloped along the willing row, and hell followed him.

Therefore, let Putin always be. He, of course, is also a horseman, but still not the same biblical, and the horse under him Polaovsky. Better conspiracy and authoritarianism than such passions. The goal has been achieved, the insidious plan is implemented, and only a timid request to the authorities in the end: remove Mizulin. There is no need to attend people who have long understood, reconciled and do not think about any democracy, but they want to live and survive. At least even in that test tube.