All these types

“Each of the types and types of journalists has its own specific features” - this is what the textbooks say on the basics of the creative activity of the journalist. The features change over time, and instead of old classifications, new ones are required. But the current media change so quickly and revolutionary that textbooks do not have time behind them. COLTA. Ru He begins field research of modern media workers and publishes the first portion of observations today.

Elderly troll

Network phenomenon, dying out. In fact, he is not a journalist, but he collaborates with a couple of publications. The relic of the race of giant geeks, the first -born of the World Wide Web. The bespectacled, unevenly shaved, is unhealthily pale and loosened - the specifics of the homework. He was able to press the Enter button, even when a special education was required for this. Being a regular in the network forums of the era of the first web, he found the ability to turn other people's negative emotions into its own fat cells. Since then, he has been sleeping, eating and drinking at the monitor. He was attracted to state propaganda when she took up the development of the Internet. He went to the call willingly - no one had been respectfully respectfully and did not offer money. At the move, he struck the curators with the idea of ​​a site with animated political humor (they then knew how to show users only static business cards with emblems). It went briskly, but in three years of mass colonization of Runet, pioneer humor was fed, I had to close the site and open pages on social networks. Here he languishes the info forces, reposts unpleasant comments addressed to him (in fact they are carefully selected) and tries to come to terms with the loss of former popularity. Alcohol helps, but sometimes it still breaks into the squeal of barbarians who do not know the Albanian. He is married to a non-inhabitant girl from the hinterland of his 20-year-old years and proud of her magical husband. He writes once a month a column on one official resource and gives a comment on the other. From there, a salary is strictly received. It is assumed that he is an agent of influence and in the answer for the promotion of something on the network. It has not affected anything for a long time: its network skills are archaic, readers are drying out, Photoshop has not been mastered, and he realizes that they will soon understand this even in the inert state accounting. He persuades himself to start and invent a new project, but is paralyzed by fear of reminding himself - well, as they recall and remove from allowance. Every year, go to renew the contract, waits for this, and after the extension it gets drunk especially strongly. It feeds like all trolls, by serving: sticking out on a large network road, pestering passers -by. Occasionally, passers-by, in whom he is still in the list of those read by the same inertia as in the salary statement, nothing to do or from pure mercy gives him a replica or two.

Columnist "About Relations"

She began in the regional newspaper, was considered a star there, won the republican competition and internship in Moscow, where she managed to cling to 30 years. I dreamed of writing about fashion and style, but for the gloss, even its punching power turned out to be few, I needed external data and the metropolitan gloss, with this she had problems even a dozen and a half years of assimilation and regular salon procedures. She mastered the budget gloss (without packaging and probes) - where he reigns as the main expert on relations. The main place of work is a mass paper publication. Normless, differs in horse performance, writes five to seven texts weekly. The need to give out new everyday stories all the time forces her to shove tons of female novels and brochures of the Psychology series, to red, to scour the networks in the eyes in search of those ideas and plots that can be served in the style of “one friend of my girlfriend met just such a man.” He does not speak about the personal experience of the relationship-too modest (once met with one married). He picks up plots and characters for his speakers everywhere - from blogs to classic cinema. He does not listen to thefts, not to scrupulousness - the audiences of the mass publication and budget gloss are needed every day. It will regularly monitor foreign sources that with its English is a feat. Forever downloads spelling programs, afraid to make mistakes in Russian. It is characterized by rare tennce and dexterity in everything that regards the fees. He likes to write about female solidarity and friendship, although this is vaguely - for the last time her girlfriends were in her institute dormitory. It falls into a rack in front of a new generation columnist - an Androgyn creature that can give out 8 thousand signs about a group cybersex with quotes from Foucault and Servo de Vilton for half an hour in half an hour.

Reporter girl

Her young and innocent appearance is an eternal theme for editorial jokes. Each time, before the interview of the interlocutor, you have to convince for a long time that she is not a trainee. Each time, leaving, she leaves him gutted with a purest. The interview genre, however, does not complain, Columnists openly despise, only reports considered real journalism. Likes to go to dangerous tasks and go to hot spots. It reports about the adventure there almost without bravada - she is devoid of physical fear and does not quite understand why the men in the smoking room look at her with such a wary. The combination of semi -childish appearance and non -child’s grip helps her to penetrate where it is impossible, to ask that they will not tell others, and to turn out of difficult situations. He is not afraid of the type of blood and death, in extreme situations is smart and cold -blooded - but it can raise a screech at the sight of a spider. Risk and field conditions strain it less than working at the computer. He writes painfully, never believing that she will succeed. Prone to sharp mood swings. He flows into the euphoria from the duty of the duty editor. It is depressed from a lack of likes. Appreciated by brothers in the workshop, but he believes that little. It falls in spirit if someone does not praise her article somewhere. It is not expressed about someone else's creativity, but if they ask, he criticizes without condescension. Good comrade. It is close only with criticized colleagues. If someone likes someone, does not confess this even under torture and will avoid the author. Curses the most in the editorial office. Impractical, does not know how to sew buttons and cook food more difficult than an omelet. Lives in a rented apartment, does not start children and animals, but gently takes care of the pot with Yukka. It is difficult with personal life - many like it, but knocks down applicants, because he does not know what she wants. He loves sentimental songs, Soviet cartoons and black humor.