“Deputy General Director of VGTRK Dmitry Kiselev recently heroically uncovered another international conspiracy against Russia. This time, a sagacious television journalist appointed the fossil three-headed Serpent Gorynych, named Sweden-Poland-Lithuania, to the position of a new enemy.
It turns out that the Swedes want revenge for their defeat in the Battle of Poltava, which took place on June 27, 1709 (!). In general, the leisurely and melancholy Nordic Swedes have waited for more than three hundred years, and now their finest hour has finally come. The descendants of Charles XII decided to play a dirty trick on Russia by morally supporting Ukraine’s entry into the European Union. But, naturally, nothing worked out for them again. Because the social democrats there, burdened with concern for human rights, have thin guts.”