David 18+

I have long noticed that it is worth putting forward the most idiotic version - and soon it will turn out to be correct. It is worth proposing the most ridiculous idea, deliberately stupid, and after a while it will turn into a law adopted by the State Duma. You think you're joking, you're showing off your wit. But the guys have no time for jokes, the guys have serious work.

So, after all these idiots about the fight against information harmful to children, with the propaganda of who knows what and the cultivation of traditions from the times of Perun, we were laughing so hard: they say that they will soon ban the display of ancient statues and paintings with Danae and Naiads in museums. And what do you think? Roskomnadzor did just that! They are developing “methodological recommendations for exhibiting works of art, taking into account age markings.”

That is, they will put an 18+ sign on the five-meter David in Pushkinsky?

Or will they cover his lower three meters with a shield?

Or will they drape a fig leaf, meter by meter, over his Davidic, ancient “dignity”?

Or will there be halls “for adults” in museums?

Or will these so-called works of art be completely prohibited from being exhibited?

I'm not being sarcastic, I'm not joking, I'm not mocking. I think that all these are paragraphs of the future law. Moreover, the paragraphs are still soft.