Translated material
Anti -fascists with bananas
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Anti -fascists with bananas
February 13, 2014 Viktor Shenderovich
God is not Fraer and will not miss the opportunity to attach a brilliant vignette to a good plot!
A summary of the previous episodes. I wrote the text “Putin and a girl on skates” , dedicated (in particular, on the example of fascism) a powerful PR component of the Olympiads and big sports in general. The head of the Duma unicorns, Mr. Vasiliev, called this text fascist ...
The former policeman, who defended, in half with Zhirinov, Abeltsev, one for two stolen dissertation, is not even obliged to know the alphabet, but he could find in Moscow a couple of competent sane ones that would tell him that my text is anti -fascist.
But Mr. Vasiliev did not turn on his brains out of the principle, and it turned out ridiculous: I, who reminded, in the edification of the jubilant, about the bloody price of the Nazi PR at the Berlin Olympiad,-fascist! And he, the head of the faction, which for the second ten years rolled constitutional freedoms for asphalt, but has just adopted discriminatory antiga law - he is an anti -fascist!
You will laugh.
Following Vasiliev, a group of ringed Jews from the Jewish Congress and the federation of Jewish communities who ordered me to bite my tongue fell upon me with a fright. Their nervous explosion concerned anything other than the real content of my text, but, apparently, the task to quickly separate himself from Shenderovich in the eyes of the owners of the country was more important than the rules of decency.
In general, from many dozens of people, with varying degrees of decency of the discussion with my article, they, apparently, read it completely few, because most of the discussion was devoted to the refutation of what I did not say.
On the second day - here it is, international glory! -The Forbes Internet portal came out with the headline that I consider Nazi anyone who liked the performance of Yulia Lipnitskaya.
(Do I have a couple of hundred dollars to lend me for Forbes, so that they can hire a qualified translator from Russian-or just stop dealing with Russia Tuday Shalopias? I understand: not to the same mice ...)
In general, everything was quite amazing-and yet, I say, there was not enough some kind of vignette in this story!
And then she finally flew in a sudden SSMEA from an unfamiliar phone +7-965-517-26-08: “Zhidovskaya Kharia! For Lipnitskaya they will tear your head off! ”
You are my joy, my unknown correspondent ...
Julia Lipnitskaya (in front of which I am persistently called to apologize for comparing with the Wehrmacht soldier, with whom I did not compare it) - I called the brilliant beauty in that text. I can, of course, ask for forgiveness for this, garbage question.
But what does the girl have to do with it-the conversation is quite male, we will not be distracted. And as a dead for a short time, to enjoy the logical completeness of the equation that has opened to us.
So.
I, the “Jewish hare”, are threatening a criminal for the insult to Julia Lipnitskaya - Jews who conquered the world with a program to music from the film “Schindler's List”.
It’s not bad.
We move on.
If I am a fascist, then the author of the SSMES about the "Jewish Harus" with us - who?
That's right: Anti -fascist!
The leading "unicorn" Vasiliev in this equation is also, of course, an anti -fascist. At the same, about the price that the author of the SSMECS and the combat fractional friend of Rodnina, who successfully showed Obama Banana ...
Her account, as it suddenly turns out, was hacked (I want to in the States).
Three dozen telephone numbers from which anti -Semitic abominations come to me with impunity for the fourth year - it turns out that they were hacked, and it is impossible to find the culprit (this is just about this, with official relief, the Ministry of Internal Affairs reported).
A wonderful picture draws up with oil.
Our “leader of the nation” sits with absolute power longer than Hitler. The scale of the disaster, of course, is completely different (the ideological maniac is not a couple with an alien, ascended by case)-and do not mow under the fool, Mr. Barschevsky , attributing me a sign of equality between these regimes!
Nobody spoke of equality, but there are general-second-native birthday spots, too large to not see them.
Friends and partigenossom of our “leader of the nation” roof industry and become billionaires. They turned elections and justice into a farce. They adopt crazy laws. They are appointed enemies of Faterland (sorry, the fatherland) of liberals within the country and the liberal West - already vocabulary coincides ! They talk about the "Jews who have settled in the opposition." They monopolized the press and fall out of the opposition in the mud, not constraining themselves with any rules of decency. Broken by the attack aircraft of the heads of the "enemies" - alas, not a figure of speech; “Patriotic” pogroms occur already in broad daylight in the presence of the police, under the approving attachment of the “public”, and a homophobic abomination is rushing from the main state media.
I and half a dozen of my friends - openly, for years, long, with a demonstrative calm of the prosecutor's office, we receive anti -Semitic insults and threats ...
And I mean you have a fascist?
You got a good job, Meine Kleinen Freunde ...