Kuklovovod

“I am alive,” Viktor Fedorovich said, reading a piece of paper, and this news suddenly became one of the main in yesterday's report.Yanukovych’s eight -minute performance was twisted all day on all Russian television channels - from the Putin zombie to the rain. The “Declaration of Independence” was adopted in the Crimea, Lavrov again met with Kerry, the Russian Foreign Ministry was concerned about the facts of restrictions on freedom of speech in Ukraine, Spaletti resigned, the driver in Belgorod, rammed the zoo fence, shocked the female porcupine, and Yanukovych is alive. Such an information picture of the day was formed.

However, it cannot be said that the speech of the "only legitimate" president of Ukraine liked everyone and convinced everyone. Rather, she caused other, more severe feelings. Was it worth it to call journalists in order to testify to the fact of their stay, and twice, to brand the shame of the "patrons of the dark forces in the West", then turn the cheat sheet and leave right away? Despite the fact that the public has accumulated questions to him - at least two, and very important.

However, he tried to answer one of them: apparently, this topic worries both Yanukovych himself and those who write him pieces of paper and determine the time and place of press conferences. The question is simple: why did he run away? Why, having signed a well -known agreement on the settlement of the crisis, which was seized with their signatures not only Klitschko with Yatsenyuk and Tyagnibok, but Sikorski with Steinmeier, Viktor Fedorovich hurriedly left Kyiv?

There is a version that the Maidan rejected these agreements and therefore the then president went on the run. However, it is difficult to believe to the end. If he stayed in Kyiv, then an interesting design that was very profitable for him could have: Yanukovych and the EU against the Maidan. Actually, this would be the option that is perfect for the professor, and there is almost no doubt that until December the guarantor of the Constitution of Ukraine would retain its chair and personal zoo in the Mezhigorye. Yes, and Crimeans would hardly have been driven to a referendum.

In general, now that we know the name of the main beneficiary of the political crisis in Ukraine, Yanukovych’s escape becomes one of the key events of the war that Russia has declared the whole world. Part of the special operation, during which Viktor Fedorovich first should be frightened and evacuated, and then present as a victim and trophy. And when Yanukovych says that they repeatedly tried to apply the “terrorist methods of action” against him, here I would like to stop the speaker and put questions. Like, who and why attempted him, and where such confidence was that the terrorists were "usurpators". From this place, if possible, a little more. But, unfortunately, Viktor Fedorovich is already leaving the hall, in a hurry to his Rostov friend.

Another question is also by no means a theoretical property. Actually, I had to put it , but as if in passing, and there is still no answer, so let's try again. Still, how to understand this: at his first emigrant press conference, Yanukovych clearly speaks out against a foreign invasion of Ukraine. And then, if Churkin doesn’t lie (and how, tell me, can lie the Permanent Representative of the Russian Federation at the UN?), The exile dresses up with a gusty husak and writes a letter to Putin asking for tanks in Prague, that is, in Kabul, in short - to provide fraternal assistance. What was it, I want to find out from Viktor Fedorovich, and with what means he convinced him that he was alive, but the troops should be introduced?

The main thing is that he believes that he is still legally chosen by the President of Ukraine. He claims that it also remains the commander in chief. He promises to return to Kyiv again as soon as circumstances allow. Well, for example, they will allow, and Yanukovych, even without special support of Russian special forces, tanks and missile forces, will step on the Ukrainian land and enter his presidential office. He will probably ask: where is the Kemsky volost and in general Crimea? Who gave it to the enemy and why did it happen? He cannot but understand how a shameful role is forced to play on these tragic days.

I think that he understands everything. That is why it breaks the pen , trying to "simultaneously turn to all the people of Ukraine," as if giving a sign. After that, they still let him go to the rostrum, but they are no longer allowed to answer questions and write accessories are asked to not be taken out of the inner pocket. That is why it sends curses on the heads of "blinded" Western politicians and vile Bandera in power. That’s why his face, not too mobile and before, more and more turns into a mask of despair.

He knows what he is doing, but he seeks to shift all the blame for what is happening to someone else's shoulders. On those whom it is customary to scold and stamping in Rostov-on-Don. And then even the thought creeps out that if, having received security guarantees, he showed up somewhere in Europe, then the list of cursed could significantly expand. However, the hostage does not have to choose, and Viktor Fedorovich spries on the written.

These days it causes not only contempt. Rather, pity, if you forget at least for a minute what it costs its exile and what price the world will still have to pay for its permissible speeches. Oddly enough, the controlled Yanukovych remains one of the figures of world politics, a disenfranchised puppet with broad powers, and all the monstrous hypocrisy of Putin’s policy in Ukraine is reflected in the form and words of this unfortunate doll. And if the crisis turns out to be protracted, then ten years later Viktor Yanukovych, who has grown strongly and stony before our eyes, will delight us with exclusive information that he is alive. In an empty room, his voice will sound very loudly, and then we will ask a scream.