Krymoder

Now, when I write these lines, Soviet looters are mating to pieces of the Ukrainian and Tatar Crimea. So once the executioners at Calvary shared the meager clothes of Christ. Sergei Goblinich Aksenov will quarrel due to the common fund with Ramzan Kadyrov and Russian gangster companies. For everyone who is flattered to someone else is a bandit. They dragged to them, pushing the elbows of the bandits smaller, sanatoriums, winters, the Livadi Palace, Lastochkin's nest, "Artek", Karadag, Old Crimea, Green's grave, my Koktebel childhood.

Where does such agility come from? Yes, they also divided Yukos, sniff and champ, tearing out shares from other seeds. This country, which dispossessed, selected other people's palaces, other people's huts, someone else's porcelain and other people's cows, climbed into other people's dresses, like chieftain Larisa Reisner. This is a damned country, a leprosorius for Soviet lepers. The spinning octopus, which will catch a cold at our funeral. Our Russia has not yet been - it died three years old, on December 11, 1994, when the tanks went across the border of Chechnya.

What we saw on March 18 was not just a sickening, impudent, tactless feast of winners from the gangster raspberry. It was not only scary, but also funny. "Notes of a madman" Gogol. Remember, the official of Poschin, having lost his mind, invites other crazy people to save the moon, which can sit on the ground? And after all, the crazy people cheerfully climbed on the bed and began to catch the moon, and no one refused! It’s good that the orderlies came running. For each king of Spain, from a godless institution, you must have orderlies. And we did not stock up. Does Gogol not remind you of anything? Thirsty for someone to dispossessed with enthusiasm shouted about the salvation of Russians in the Crimea. But this is the same as saving the moon, for neither the Russians nor the Moon need salvation.

We do not live where we thought, not in the 21st century. There is such a good picture "Mirror for the Hero". There, two guys hooked on some wire and failed in the first post-war years. Just at the meeting, where it is necessary to brand the enemies of the people. We will be branded by "national traitors." Personally invented Putin. "For each smart one, one day was hanged in the label ..." (Bulat Okudzhava). Viktor Shenderovich underestimated Putin. He thought it was a crumb of Tsahes. And this is a dragon. Remember the beginning of the play of Schwartz? Lancelot decides to protect Elsa, and here is a dragon: a decent dressed graying blond. And when he understands that the duel with Lancelot is inevitable, he loses its endurance, jumps out the door and there is a roar in which there is nothing human. Schwartz remark: "It roars a huge, ancient, evil monster." A flurry of fascism, Nazi and Stalin, in small, cowardly, empty Soviet dusks. Ritual feast on the Vasilievsky descent. Concert and fireworks.

They ask: where did Putin hurry, swallowing legal procedures, as if they were chasing him? They really chase him. History is chasing, the 21st century is chasing. Mesozoic in Russia will not be endured forever the West. Because, unlike China, Russian dinosaurs climb into other people's affairs very rudely, with fangs and claws. But the dragon smells the whole scales that his time is limited. The times of dragons and dinosaurs have passed. You can, of course, appear in a single horror, taking advantage of the fact that the West has long been wearing from the fight against dinosaurs. But at the wrong time, the revived dinosaurs have every chance of ending the life in the bunker with the ampoule of potassium cyanide in their hands. And how do their countries end? They are spread to shreds "flying fortresses", the allies are divided in half ... And they will probably be divided into 15–20 parts.

And then there is a nuclear weapon! The sky over the planet begins to darken. What are this, executions of Egyptian or a premonition of nuclear winter? Until now, the world was at the very least on the same guarantee recorded on planetary tablets of Tomagavk missiles: on American military power. Our fears lulled the wide decks of American aircraft carriers. And it was necessary to coincide with this: the dragon in the Kremlin and the Surok Phil in Washington! Bush stopped Putin in 2008 40 kilometers from Tbilisi. And not in words: boats sailed, transport aircraft with personnel flew.

Obama is terribly late for a date with time challenges. Fascism was still studied by textbooks. And here is a visual aid in the form of a huge country. Fascism is not even Hitler, it is a crystal night No. 2 from March 18 to 19, it is Colorado beetles with striped ribbons, it is crowds of oches on Putings, it is a permanent Nuremberg - not the time of the process, but the time of the NSDAP Congress of 1933. It is possible without a swastika, the main enthusiasm and business does not matter what: Jewish stores, church property, as in the early 1920s, other people's horses and strangers, as in the early 30s, Yukos or Ukrainian territory.

Pirates were honest people, for their piasters they risked their own lives. And these crowds and these Fuhrers risk only a stranger. "Hale Hitler!" - The distraught Gretchen screech in curls whipped like a cream, and Hitler speaks with a strong stroke: “What a night, Partygenosse Rem ...” (Evgeny Yevtushenko).

We have nothing to cover: before Putin's Russia, which finally found its national idea in the conquest of the "living space", we had the Soviet Empire of Evil. Even in good Yeltsin times, we failed for two years in the Chechen war. And what happened to the Evil Empire? The Russian prison of peoples, where Poland was shared and the Polish uprisings were suppressed, where the unfortunate Caucasus won the two reign and hung the Chechen hero Baisangur. It turns out that our homeland is in Novgorod and that it ceased to exist in 1470. We go for a long time without homeland ...

Of course, they will not endure us for long. Here in April, the Gosdurat laws on the deification of the Red Army and the ban on the "collaborationist symbolism" unknown to nobody will hasten. And on May 9, amendments to the law on extremism will come into force - and disagreement with the dismemberment of Ukraine will be considered a separatism worth 5 years. We will only have to dignily die with our favorite books and vain dreams to get a homeland that you can not curse. At least we will not see the denouement ... Our master of flies and his "Colorado beetles" will see the denouement. The story always says: "You sang everything? This is a business. So go, dance."

And we also need to learn the translation. When Putin claims that Crimea will never be Bandera (for some reason calling him "Bender"), he has in mind not long-dead in battles with the Nazis or with the Soviet army of members of the UPA and the OUN. Those who survived have long been in the best world. He has in mind something else: that no one dares to provide his hordes with armed resistance, that everyone will raise his paws. God grant him to make a mistake. We did not manage to protect our country either in 1920 or in 2000. Let at least Ukraine be saved.

They say that grandchildren will cease to believe in the USSR and in Soviet fascism when the last Soviet grandmothers will die out. Grandmothers are different. One grandmother in Kharkov at the age of 70 signed up for the Ukrainian language courses. And one “granddaughter” in Sevastopol, on the contrary, believes that the USSR must be recreated, and sincerely believes, the non -teaching, that Alaska was also part of it. But the overall trend is true.

Red hats! Do not listen to grandmothers who tell you that it was good to live in the USSR and that Crimea is Russian territory. Such a grandmother is probably a dressed gray wolf. She has such large teeth.