“Who can come up with some kind of news in such conditions, especially for April Fool’s Day? When any nonsense you can think of has a good chance of becoming reality in the near future. Are deputies planning to ban riding bicycles without special permits from local authorities? Why not, otherwise they’re free to go wherever they want! Trinidad and Tobago became part of the Russian Federation as two more subjects? No one will be surprised, they’ll just ask, “Where is this?” Orthodox activists staged a mass burning of witches caught by their neighbors in witchcraft? ?".