Cassandra in camouflage

I must say, the colonel form is very to the face of Vladimir Volfovich. What a handsome man, huh? True, you will not immediately understand who is in front of us, the retired chief of the Israeli General Staff or the elderly Standartenfuhrer of German intelligence, because the Russian person is wide, but epaulets, patch and beret still give out their own. Before us is Zhirinovsky - the permanent leader of the LDPR, the theoretician and practitioners of hand -to -hand parliamentary battle, a secret employee of the geopolitical troops of ground -based, a multi -hearted warrior. The servant to the king, father to the soldiers, in short.

About which he dressed up with a spotted man, Vladimir Volfovich told the whole yesterday. It turns out that he was inspired by the Kyiv Hunt. Such is his answer to the Maidan, Washington, Pentagon, Brussels, as well as personally acting President of Ukraine Alexander Turchinov. He “changed” into camouflage - and the colonel of the Russian army Zhirinovsky also decided to try on the uniform, amazing the enemy with combat coloring.

However, some mysterious lack of core remained in his speeches.

On the one hand, it is known that the colonel part-time also works cassandra and many of his ideas, wildly sounding 15-20 years ago, are now successfully implemented. In particular, the idea of ​​national rallying and conquering campaigns, and if the famous Zhirinovsky boots have not yet been washed in the Indian Ocean, then they were already subsidized to the Crimea. And when Vladimir Volfovich is in the Duma in a suit of a militarist, this should mean that war is inevitable.

On the other hand, not all his predictions come true or at least find understanding in the Kremlin cabinets. Especially in recent years, which is probably associated with the age of the fighting old man and the loss of a sense of reality. This disease, by the way, is in Russia the nature of the epidemic. So, his recent demand to remove the letter “y” from the Russian alphabet was not fulfilled, and something tells us something, some kind of political science that Zhirinovsky will lose his war with the Primer.

And in November last year, an event was generally unheard of: Vladimir Volfovich apologized. True, this happened after a conversation with Putin, who somehow did not appreciate the counter-terrorist speeches of Zhirinovsky, who called for avert the North Caucasus with barbed wire, reduce the birth rate in this region and cancel the Makhachkala-Moscow bus. That is, almost for the first time in his life, the LDPR leader did not guess the secret wishes of the authorities and even climbed into the bee across the President of the Russian Federation. I had to explain for a long time and painfully that he, a veteran and sufferer for the Russians, for the poor, misunderstood.

Today, of course, he does not annoy the Kremlin administration, dressing up in fashion. But whether her secret strategic plans guesses her is unknown. Perhaps these ideas are reduced to exhaust and bankrupt Ukraine using economic blackmail and provoking the civil war, and there are no direct intervention. More precisely, plans are being reviewed these days, since it is already necessary to pay for the Crimea every day, and there is no end, and the lonely Churkin is already exhausted, converging from the world community. And for the invasion of the east of Ukraine, apparently, to pay in full, that is, total loneliness, and the concept has changed. While changed.

Therefore, Demarsh Zhirinovsky rather resembles another recent action held by Russian front -line aviation forces in the Black Sea. I mean the small trick that one of our Su-24 fighters, who made the pilot's figures in the immediate vicinity of the American destroyer Donald Cook, made. The pilot maneuvered, simulating the attack and without contacting the reloading partners, then flew away. And if Vladimir Volfovich had wings, he would also love to circle over the Washington assembly ship. The question is - why don't people fly?

Maybe because they do not serve in aviation, and the land colonel Zhirinovsky performs his exploits on Earth. By the way, behind his wardrobe, these days should be observed, because Vladimir Volfovich clearly did not lose his visionary talents. Equal to the ability to perceive secret information. So if in the coming days he still walks in the spotty, then, then, Russian commanders are still preparing a war, leaning over the map of Ukraine with inspiration. If he updates his wardrobe and again appears in civilian clothes, as befits the general (according to rumors) to the FSB colonel, then there will be no war on the foreseeable time. If it does not come to the next meeting of the lower house of the parliament at all, having settled somewhere in the bunker and overlaid the gas masks, then write disappeared.

We will follow the colonel.