Sex, psychosis and politics

NTV sculpts one sensation after another

Their names and their faces, with rare exceptions, say almost nothing to Russian viewers, because these are not our beautiful femins from politics who have devoted themselves to the struggle for the happiness of the working people, but terrible and evil Ukrainian furies. “Maidan Furia” - so called the nameless authors the next issue of the Profession - Reporter program.

“The Maidan’s furies go crazy on the basis of sex and Russophobia,” the authors convince the audience. -Sex, psychosis and politics are connected with each other as twins-brothers. An example of Ukraine proves that the Furias endowed with the authorities are ready to shift everything in their path in an attempt to return the spiritual balance and harmony of personal life. ” The sexologist confirms: "Sexual excitement is always behind female extremism."

The President of Lithuania Dalya Gribauskaite and the representative of the US State Department Victoria Nuland are also attributed to the “Maidan Furies” - in addition to direct participation in the overthrow of state power in Kyiv, they are sewn and non -traditional sexual orientation, propaganda for the entry of both Lithuania and Ukraine into the European Union.

The director of a porn film with the original name “From a Lesbian to a Woman”, on the set of which was visited by members of the NTV channel, is taken for re -education of such non -traditional ladies. In the most prime time of passionate Friday, the federal channel demonstrates the piquant frames of the future “educational” porn movie, in which a porn actor attaches to a porn actress with the words “I will show you how to love a man”.

About the same lesson in the presence of many television cameras presented the domestic “furies” not some amateur director of the porn studio, but one of the most moral Russian politicians Vladimir Zhirinovsky along with his own guards. And on the same passionate Friday. Apparently, inspired by the announcements of the film “Furia Maidan” on NTV and at the same time once again sprouted it (“Showing it ...” in the evening), he attacked journalists from a parliamentary pool, accusing them of “fury of the uterus” and non -traditional sexual orientation and demanding from his bodyguards to immediately “show how to love a man.” He was not even embarrassed by the pregnancy of one of the journalists, whom he ordered to sit at home, and the country's oldest parliamentarian ordered its defenders and even ordered to go out, exhausting the Lesbians with hell. The whole action was accompanied by screams: “Christ is risen! Verily risen! ”, Although there was more than a day before Christ's resurrection.

However, our valiant television people do not see logs in their eyes. Therefore, Russian spectators are unlikely to wait for a work called “State Duma monsters”, and the boycott of the main one, which has lost the human appearance, does not have to wait. Another fighter for the purity of Ukrainian political customs Dmitry Kiselev in the Vesti Week program at all bypassed this incident with his attention, despite the fact that the pregnant journalist (who got into the hospital after all this) is an employee of the information agency, which he now heads.

But this Mr. J., as if nothing had happened, appeared on the air of the Sunday evening immediately after the “news of the week” and filtered something similar to an apology: they say, I was wrong, I will work out. And the State Duma ethics commission found the incident exhausted, without applying any sanctions to his friend. And one of the members of this commission later said that the media and TV, they say, are to blame-give them a cool and shocking J., and not any correct, but boring M. so it is. And so we are doomed to observe these controlled and uncontrolled attacks of the all -season exacerbation of the indicated character, the main feature of which is the struggle with the women.

The NTV channel also did not stop at the “Furies of the Maidan” on the eve of the bright resurrection of Christ and shortly after the direct broadcast of the adaptation of the fertile fire (here it is by no means a good joke about the fact that it would be necessary to either take off or put on the cross) to the intimate life of another “fururi of the Maidan”. The film “In bed with Tymoshenko”, released “New Russian Sensations”, paints the disgusting moral appearance of the “Pomeranche Princess”, which, just like her “goods” according to the Maidan, is obsessed with power and sweet-loving.

A certain colonel of Ukrainian intelligence (Stirlitz, as the authors call it, emphasizing the similarity of musical themes from the series Seventeen Moments of Spring), which has been collecting compromising evidence on Mrs. Tymoshenko for many years, “in the observation of the strictest secrecy, on the outskirts of Kyiv” (without hiding his face) is generously shared by operational information, which is still considered in the Ukraine “State Secret,” about men in her life, according to which she, as in the steps, climbed the imperious Olympus. But here the creators of the “new Russian sensations”, apparently, had the absence of coordination in the activities of different departments of the native channel. For exactly the same “state secret” a few weeks before the appearance of the valiant Ukrainian Stirlitz on the air of NTV with his revelations, the authors of the film “Princess at the Pales” were already recognized and opened to their audience in the heading “Profession - Reporter”.

However, something new in the “new Russian sensations” nevertheless appeared-if the father of the “princess at the parachm” Yulia Vladimirovna Tymoshenko was previously called Viktor Abramovich Capiter farm, then his colleagues returned his genuine name to his father. He is Vladimir Abramovich, but not the Capiter farm, but Grigyan, supposedly Latvy by origin (although, the authors are grinning, "where did you see the Latvians with the surname Griegyan and the patronymic of Abramovich?"). Under the melody of the song “Seven Forty”, the film crew goes to the place, from where the ancestors of the sly “Orange Princess” come from. And yet yes !!! Grandfather's name was Abram Capiterman, and grandmother - Maria Iosifovna Grigyan. So why, why does Yulia Tymoshenko hide his true origin? Yes, because - literally: “It is difficult to say that now worse in Ukraine is a wheelchair or Jewish roots. Both are equivalent to political suicide! ”

Sensation, to say. New and Russian. But on the line she is to our viewer, who does not vote for Tymoshenko, while the Ukrainian viewer of the pleasure of watching Russian television channels is now deprived of? Isn't it better to turn the same for their power - to their moral appearance, on their capital, on their limousines and mansions? That would be all sensations of the sensation! And they will someday. In the meantime, foreign Furias and Monsters excite the imagination of Russian journalists much more - there is where to walk around in the vastness. Sensation on sensation.