The return of the king

Many kind and compassionate people from the Russian Internet are trying to console Ukraine and ease its burden. This burden, from their point of view, is extra territories. And all this is interfered in his arms with an official argument about the fact that we did not need Crimea at all, but simply lay badly, unlocked, in the public domain, and it was impossible not to grab it: he asked for himself. They promise to take care of him, ozol, warm.

Austria was also once unlocked. In 1938. Well, now Europe will learn to lock the doors. And if Russia says in a thin voice: “Knights, guys, tearing away, opening, your mother came, milk brought,” then everyone will answer together: “Go away, a gray wolf!”. Double, triple doors: NATO troops, NATO membership, pro. A bear’s trap on Russia will be put under a rug at its doors. So they will answer our ill -fated state and its hellish governor. Not a good -natured methisto and not brilliant Woland, not a rebel Lucifer and even Koroviev, but a dull and mediocre figure of the Mainstimov Satan, with pitchfork, hooves, horns and tail, an ordinary devil from the underputs earning its prayer with eternal Chekist craft in the chamber torture of one of the hellish circles.

It is easy to answer here, and Petro Poroshenko is already responsible. But what to respond with useful idiots, sincere goodness? "Ukraine must thank Putin, he glued it and rally, otherwise it would never have become a state." In any country in the world, the conquerors have not yet been put monuments, but only to national heroes and defenders. In Helsinki there is a monument to Mannerheim, and not to Lenin, Stalin or Alexander III, although Stalin gave the Finns a reason to make miracles of courage in the Soviet-Finnish war, Lenin could not hold Finland by force and let her go on all four sides, and Alexander III helped her with the banking system and allowed her to introduce his currency.

In the United States, there are monuments to Washington, but not to King George, who tried to hold thirteen states and imposed on independence, which, of course, rallied it. England, conquering France, made it a single country, but the monument was erected by Jeanne d'Arc. So do not see Putin a monument in Kyiv as his ears.

It is also proposed to Ukrainians with a light heart to lose Crimea and Donbass, to forget how they were called, and to be happy from the fact that Russia carried away millions of Colorado voters who would vote for Dobkin or Simonenko. Some people think that without a fight, they should give the Donbass Colorad, which vote incorrectly, and the reforms will interfere.

In the light of this logic, the project of perestroika jokers from the demlager was correct how to equip Russia. At first it was proposed to sell Japan the Far East: Japan would have fed and re -entrusted the population and arranged the territory, and we would live with the proceeds. Then Siberia would have been sold to the Americans. And so gradually we would have moved to the west, having sold the last red square with the Kremlin last. Because it was already clear to enlightened minds: the Russians would vote incorrectly, and they would not let reforms do. And did not give.

However, civilized countries completely refuse to buy territories with the population and even take them for nothing. Finland does not require Vyborg back. Germany does not raise the question of the return of Koenigsberg to her. It is only Putin's Russia who willingly take all kinds of good together with colorads. And she has no obligations either to her "stripes" or to the strangers.

We had responsibility, offering a hungry and unreasonable people to good Western countries. And the rational minority would not disappear. We would have been set as foremen, city managers, nannies and educators. Since the country is incompetent.

And Putin does not bake about coloras. They will die so much. Bury. But quite capable Ukraine, allocating the Communists less than two percent of the vote, will not abandon its lagging territories like that. "The guy in the mountains of Perei, take a chance, do not throw him alone, let him be in conjunction alone with you, you will understand who he is."

To fix a rope, an ice ax into the hands of it - and the east will go to the mountains. And they will not let them get rid of, despite the cries and moans. Not everyone will reach. But death on the road is honorable. Vysotsky said: "So let them say, let them say, but no, no one is in vain, because it is better than from vodka and from colds." Do not whine, coloras! You still have to climb. So it would be with the Crimea. And his Petro Poroshenko would build and led him.

Did you think Poroshenko’s chocolate king? The mistake came out. They also thought about Aragorn: a tramp, Kolobr. We are dealing with a different phenomenon. Tolkien has not forgotten yet? The return of the king. The king with great power and glory. In front of which the Valars and the elves will bow, to which the defeated Sauron (Putin) is not terrible with his ring of omnipotence. The people of Ukraine, the elves of the West and we, the Russian "fifth column" of the little hobbits, concluded the Great Union. The time has come in Ukraine.

West Germany ("Vesse") did not leave to the mercy of fate the eastern part of the country - the GDR ("OSSI"). Reunited, helped, put on their feet, corrected. The Berlin wall is not the only one on Earth. Ukraine will break the wall among themselves and the Crimea.

Crimea will not be thrown. There people live there: Crimean Tatars, decent Ukrainians, anti -Putin Russians. For the sake of this minority, Crimea will not leave Russia to be torn to pieces. Through the isthmus, people will flee to Ukraine until Russia is thrown out of there with the Black Sea Fleet and Goblin Aksenovich.

And in the Donbass, many people were not allowed to vote, because the bandits were defeated by sledgehammers. People are waiting, people hope to get rid of the beads, rifle and Ponomarev: the next "brothers" from the Aurora and the Commissars from the Cheka.

Is it possible to allow them to do what on the Volga in 1918 on the Dnieper? Another Holodomor, another red terror ... so that people like Vladimir Rybak are tortured and drowned. No! Today, the Ukrainian army, liberating the Donbass, can repeat after Mikhail Svetlov: "I will not give my homeland to take out for the expanse of foreign seas! I shoot - and there is no justice of fair than my bullet!"

By the way, while Pan Poroshenko did chocolate, Mr. Putin was gaining experience in Stasi and was working in the KGB, that is, in Geeime Staatspolizei (State Secret Police). The German version was once called: Gestapo.