Looking at a hundred-ruble bill through a magnifying glass inevitably had to turn into a patriotic plane. The initiator of the sexual microanalysis of the statue of Apollo, Khudyakov, proposed replacing the penis with the sights of Sevastopol. And Khudyakov’s colleague in the Zhirinov faction, Alexey Didenko, proposes to make just a separate “Crimean” banknote: “So that Crimea is not only with us spiritually, in our thoughts, but also materially - in our pockets and wallets.” But Didenko certainly doesn’t have to worry about this. We will soon feel Crimea very well in our pockets and wallets without any additional banknotes.