It happened today: the siege tower of the storming sky

Today it happened to get acquainted with the revelations of a certain “source in the government”. The source is supposed to be a portion of fresh water through the state agency, through the state agency. “Previously, McDonald's clearly withstand all the standards, now - no. Why should we endure if they do not withstand quality standards? " - said the source.

Firstly, this, of course, is a story about the lies of the level of some kind of preschool. The relevant minister refutes information about unscheduled checks in McDonald's. In parallel in the news on the main state channel, these same checks are shown. From the Kuban to Yekaterinburg. Well, plus an unknown, but uncomplicated source with stories about “standards”. But this, by the way, is normal. This quite fits into the schizophrenic picture of the world, which the propaganda successfully imposed on the Russians-the contradictions are not important if they relate to some unfortunate facts, and not the general line of the party.

Secondly, the Russians are sensitive enough to the symbolic sphere in order to understand that it is with hostile symbols that struggle. During it, McDonald's came to the Union not to sell hamburgers, but a lifestyle. Dream of freedom. Yes, this is how the dream of freedom looked under the curtain of the Union, and there is nothing to be ashamed of here: not dreamers, but those who drove the residents of the country for decades into inhuman conditions. Those who brought them to a state, in which you will not imagine anything more beautiful than cutlets in a bun.

The Russians are well aware of what we are talking about, otherwise there would not be posters like: “We don’t sell Baraku Obama Thong” (by the way, I didn’t invent it, such a poster hangs in one of the stores of the city of St. Petersburg). The country is ready for the Cold War behind the number two, and this time the population is included in it with genuine enthusiasm. The people and the party are finally united.

The Russians dreamed of a decent enemy, and now, having gained the enemy, they will probably find happiness.

The charm of the story with an attack on McDonald's also in the fact that American restaurants can only be called a very big stretch. No pragmatists (in the case of antisancies, they searched and found it), a fight against symbols in its pure form.

And in such a case, the main thing? The main thing is not to stop. The main thing is to warm and warm folk enthusiasm, at the same time demonstrating zealing my dear superiors.

The officials, unfortunately, for the most part, educated people are moderately educated, even though every second one will have a doctoral dissertation. So, our duty is to help them, show where the grains of American infection are still hidden. Remember, the classic: “Ax, how much the Americans are sharp! How many amazing discoveries, how many great inventions they made! Steam, safe razors of the "geeler", the rotation of the earth around its axis - all this is open and invented by the Americans and partly the British. "

Regarding the rotation of the Earth, frankly, there are some doubts, but still-the field is not bad. From hotdogs to Hollywood cinema. We will also not forget about cars - after all, the American Ford turned them into a public thing, made part of the city life. Therefore, we should ban all cars in general, and not just American ones.

Eh, go, shoulder!

However, okay. "Lada", probably, can be left. Firstly, it is patriotic. Secondly, AvtoVAZ products are still related to cars.

But do you know the most terrible where? Look up when it gets dark, and you yourself will understand everything. Heaven, stars in the sky. But what if a couple of aircraft flies away, leaving a trace in the dark sky, that is, stripes?

Stars and stripes. Stars, sorry for the expression, and Stripes. No, my friends, not to ban the starry sky is like losing a war. We will not live under the canopy of an enemy banner! So the starry sky above us must certainly be banned.

And with moral law, everything is clear.