The laws of promotion

When the first "green men" only appeared in the Crimea, the optimists assured that Vladimir Putin would limit themselves to the territory of the beloved, but not accustomed by the Russians of the peninsula. When after that the first saboteurs went to the Donbass, the optimists assured that everything would end with Donbass, because only in the Donetsk and Lugansk regions Yanukovych and the company can finance separatism, and the population could support.

Now, when Russian troops are a few kilometers from Mariupol, which does not expect them, remind that this is the Donetsk region, which simply needs to go to the sea - otherwise there will nowhere to drown coal, which Russia will not be able to purchase and which Russia absolutely does not need. When, after Mariupol, Vladimir Putin moves on, the optimists will say that this is understandable, since he needs a land corridor to Crimea, otherwise the population of his favorite peninsula will die out of hunger and cold after the start of storms in the Kerch Strait.

When Putin goes even further, the optimists will say that this is a logical journey, since earlier in the east of the country they traditionally voted for Yanukovych and Russia simply wants to restore the balance of power and help Russian -speaking. When Putin invades the center of Ukraine, the optimists will say that this territory has always been part of the Russian Empire and the Russian president simply wants its integration into the Customs Union. When Putin is bombed Kyiv, the optimists will recall that the city had a terrible Stalinist architecture, and now there is a chance to build a new Sophia Cathedral and a new laurel in return for lost. In addition, Kyiv is a Russian -speaking city, so this does not affect the range of the Ukrainian language.

When Putin reaches Kamenets-Podolsky, the optimists will say that he just wants to restore the borders of 1939. When he crosses these boundaries, the optimists will think that he simply wants to restore the borders of the Soviet Union, which is quite logical, given the interests of Russia.

When the first bombs fall into Helsinki, the optimists will recall that Finland, like Ukraine, was part of the Russian Empire and Putin simply need to get an excess of the defeat in the "Winter War". When the Baltic fleet is mistakenly fired by Gdansk, the optimists will indicate that substantive negotiations on the return of Russia Warsaw and Lodz, who were important cities of the Romanov empire, would help the Poles preserve Krakow and Poznan. In the meantime, the Poles think that Russian troops from the Kaliningrad region and Belarus are included in Lithuania - which, in general, is also quite logical and optimistic, since the Lithuanian flight complex from the Soviet Union also needs to be worried. In general, not only hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians, Finns, Poles and Lithuanians, but also millions of Russians, have already died in the war, so there is hope that the remaining will begin a mass peaceful movement and stop Putin.

Indeed, relatives of those who had not dead conducted a march for help for compatriots in Northern Kazakhstan, oppressed and persecuted - for nothing that a Russian ally! But this has its own optimistic vision: the war in Kazakhstan will be able to distract Putin from the war in Europe and present for several months of peaceful life to Slovaks and Hungarians, for the attack on which troops in the occupied and declared by the capital of the Russian People’s Republic of Uzhgorod have already been collected. In general, this is quite logical, since Kazakhstan still called Solzhenitsyn a bloated and Putin wants to return to Russia its territory, which has long been belonging to it.

And in Chimkent, he will stop for sure!