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Lukashenko sharply criticizes the Kremlin

November 28, 2014 Alexander Fedut

President of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko extremely sharply reacted to restricting the supply of Belarusian food from Russia. He stated that his country would react if trade between the two countries is not normalized. According to him, "today it seems that the example of Belarus is once again, then holding the gas, then for the oil pipe, and now for the food issue, they want to show someone or the whole world, to teach someone." “But we are not puppies to drive us for the scruff of the scruff of this rudeness,” the Belarusian agency Telegraf.by quotes Lukashenko. This happened after the Rosselkhoznadzor almost completely blocked the supply of Belarusian meat to Russia, and the customs authorities tightened the conditions of transit from Belarus of plant products. The situation " Daily Journal " was commented by journalist Alexander Feduta :

“In Belarus, another scandal happened. This time - with Russia.

That is, first - Russia with the whole world. And then already at Belarus with Russia.

It so happened that the non-commissioned officer widow decided to limit her diet due to imports. Who is to blame that the non-commissioned officer widows in Russia are endowed with power, sign government decisions and also agree to do without Parmesan's teeth?

The Brothers-Belarusians decided to use this. First, the same Parmesan is purchased in France, then it is injected with Russia under the guise of Belarusian products and, finally having sorted out taxes at home, they purchase a new party of this completely moldy product. Or shrimp. Or Salvezhskaya salmon. And all this is presented as products of their own production. Especially shrimp.

The government widow was tired of this, and the Rosselkhoznadzor imposed sanctions already on Belarusian enterprises, which really produce something edible. For example, on meat processing plants. The very ones about which, back in Soviet times, my mother said that their products are simply coming from wheels to Moscow and Leningrad.

Leningrad is no longer there, the products are just going from the wheels anyway to Moscow. And from there already - further everywhere.

Sausage, they say, is delicious. An expensive but tasty.

The problem is that it is somehow not good to detain this very product, using clearly unjust prohibitive sanctions. In the end, Belarus and Russia are in one customs union.

What Alexander Lukashenko reminded of in a completely incompetitive form during a meeting with Governor Lenin ... Burg, sorry, where this same sausage was all his long life and sold. Say, we are not some kind of puppies to carry us for the neck. We are in one union, a union state, one, you understand, the economic space. We have the right! In response, the Russian ambassador Alexander Surikov advised: they say, let them sit down at the negotiating table and agree. But Lukashenko has already suffered, and he crashed the truth-uterus to the end: what to agree on if they agreed on everything when both Belarus and Kazakhstan lured the gingerbread to the Customs Union? Everything is spelled out there!

Moreover, the non-commissioned officer widow has already successfully turned into a dog in the hay, which, excuse me, is not “din”, and I won’t give Kazakhstan. That is, Russia promised to block the products of disgraced Belarusian enterprises in Kazakhstan.

It is understandable: it was smooth on paper, but they forgot about the ravines, and walk on them. Rather, carry goods. And the brotherhood is, of course, the brotherhood, but the tobacco is still apart.

In general, the parties exchanged courtesy, and only Kazakhstan is silent, whose leader prudently spoke earlier: Kazakhstan will remain in the customs fraternity only until it will benefit him.

However, the non-commissioned officer widows, it turns out, have a higher legal education, and the documents of the Customs Union are drawn up so that you will be disintegrated ...

And all this remarkable dialogue of the characters of classical Russian literature is so written that the relevance will not lose its relevance soon. First, the sky will fall into the Danube, and then the Russian government will agree to cancel its decisions.

True, Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev called his Belarusian colleague Vladimir Myasnikovich. What they talked about exactly is unknown, but people who know their job claim that the sky fell into the Danube ... ”


Photo by TASS/ Mikhail Metzel