Translated material
Social complaint
Political forecasts are generally ungrateful, and today, in our irreparable times, it is better not to predict anything and not to renounce anything from anything. Either you are mistaken, or guess, and it is not clear what is worse. That is, it is better not to guess, so as not to get trouble.
Yes, here is a fresh example.
In July, when Ramzan Kadyrov became interested in foreign policy, frozen the deposits of Obama and his European henchings in the Central Banks, I frivolously wrote: soon, they say, Ramzan Akhmatovich " will curse both a computer and social networks ." Well, sometimes I want to re-stitch, somehow encouraging myself and the reader. Humor, they say, is prolonging life, although not all witty would willingly accept this medical truth on faith. Gogol there, Harms, Ilf, Bulgakov, Zoshchenko. And also many of their fans.
In short, not even three months had passed, as the head of the Chechen administration, he said directly, in all seriousness: it is time, they say, to disconnect Russia from the Internet . Observing the world from his bell tower, he said that the network is badly affecting young people, who "loves to listen to the preaching of the Wahhabis on the Internet." And although the vast majority of Russians, as you know, cannot stand the Wahhabis and their Wahhabitian languages are not trained, the speech of the policeman politicians sounded very loudly. Especially against the backdrop of the statements of the President of the Russian Federation about the “CIA special project” and various ominous rumors related to the cutting of the Internet as one of the ways of combating extremism and America. However, the rumors have not yet been confirmed, and the Hero of Russia himself, maintaining the previous intransigence in the fight against basmage, was no longer encroaching on the Internet.
Until yesterday.
Yesterday he again took up the old - however, somewhat softening the initial October abstracts. On his Instagram page, Ramzan Akhmatovich raised his voice against foreign social networks. As an economist exalted and as a patriot. "America calls Russia an enemy, and our citizens buy tens of millions of iPhone, thus financing the USA of the United States ... Also, the whole of Russia" sits "in the US social networks, contributing to the growth of their value. Our vkontakte.ru is no worse. Let's gradually switch to it! Patriotism, love for the Fatherland should be manifested in practice!" - called by Russians Kadyrov .
It is difficult to say what happened to him this time. Maybe, wandering on the network with assistants, accidentally stumbled upon a Wahhabitic sermon at Zuckerberg. Or the visit of Tina Kandelaki, who gave him the Yotaphone 2 smartphone, the nanopolde of the Chinese-Russian nanodruzhba, made such an indelible impression on him. Or the smartphone itself, which Ramzan with friends examines with the simple -minded admiration with which true jigits examine beautiful women and horses. It is only clear that he was again carried away by geopolitics, and this causes anxiety and guilt. Again we guessed, again everything came true.
The main trouble is not that the predictions come true. The main trouble is that the most gloomy prophecies are embodied in life, and if the Selzhelves policy a couple of times, without knowing that, quotes the article in the “faces” composed by an unknown columnist, then his dreams of dreams and calls can become a reality. The Internet will be banned. Enemy social networks will be blocked using invaluable Chinese experience. Ipones with iPads will be taken away. And the Russians will be left alone with how to say, the gadget, which our president made Chinese, and Tina Kandelaki - Ramzan Kadyrov.
How to avoid such a misfortune? First of all, disagreed authors should be careful in their forecasts. Black humor of futurological properties should be expelled from the opposition stripes. Self -control and censorship - the only way we save democracy! And if anything to predict, as if in a joke, then the events are extremely positive, such as the abolition of all prohibitions, the world in Ukraine, Russia's entry into NATO, the imminent resignation of Putin and Kadyrov. Of course, the author of such texts is immediately known as an idiot, but this price does not seem excessive. What if at least something will come true?
Well, Ramzan Akhmatovich, if the editors are very lucky and he, bypassing all the locks , get acquainted with this article, you can try to explain some simple things. Without much hope for understanding, but the attempt is not torture, as one Minister of the Interior used to say. About people, for example, to explain that they, no matter how much of them, reach for good things, such as the Internet and iPad, and they don’t want to buy different junk and do not use dubious gifts, ask at least the Chinese president. People are massively conservative, and if they have already mastered the products of the United States, then parting with it will hurt them. And what, if not concern for the happiness and well-being of subordinate citizens, should make the meaning of the life of a true policy-sex?
Well, about Instagram can be screwed on occasion. This special project of the US CIA is also launched not in Skolkovo, but how convenient in everyday life, isn't it? Here you have a selfie, and the text, and comments-all in one bottle, although, unfortunately, there are different enemies, including even some kind of IT gospel. Well, what to do? And who, in the end, will read calls to the ban on the world network and approve these calls if Kadyrov leaves Instagram? And why then approve of them if everyone has already left?
In general, living in the 21st century according to the laws of the century before, if not the Middle Ages, is a dreary matter. This applies to both war, and peaceful appeals aimed at promoting medieval values. And such appeals sound very wildly when they are published on the American social network, where each click enriches the enemy. This is at least inconsistent, so it’s scary to even think about who the head of the Chechen administration actually serves.