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Putin's appeal
What was the president in the message to the Federal Assembly, and how the Internet community responded to the speech of the Head of State
Fresh from above 18:45 12/4/2014The shortest and visual presentation of today's message to Vladimir Putin. Indja.
What was the president in the message to the Federal Assembly, and how the Internet community responded to the speech of the Head of State
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0:00 0:00:12 Download the media file 18:28 12/4/2014"Guys! All that we have stole in these 15 years, we will legalize . " The idea of Juche against sanctions.
President of the Indemed Political Research Fund ("Informatics for Democracy") George Satarov :
- If his idea was proclaimed and at least partially implemented in 2000, we would not have the problems that are now tormented by us. We would not have an ugly economy, which at the very least exists only through the sale of hydrocarbons, this fiery speech of the president today would not be needed. The idea implies to ensure business freedom, a certainly independent court and much more. Now it is simply not realized, because this program contradicts the interests of the current ruling coalition, which exists due to the operation of various rands. The program that Putin spoke of implies a rejection of such corruption earning "dough". A full -fledged program for ensuring independence and freedom of entrepreneurship implies the rule of law, it is deadly for the current regime. Putin did not say a word about tens of thousands of entrepreneurs illegally sitting in prisons, who are sitting there only because some officials or state corporations liked their business. Putin suggests that the security officers from the state corporations will provide freedom of business? This is all nonsense, with the exception of one measure proposed by Putin - the return of offshore capital to Russia as a result of an amnesty. This thing is simple, it means: "Guys! All that we have stole in these 15 years, we will legalize."
What was the president in the message to the Federal Assembly, and how the Internet community responded to the speech of the Head of State
Co-chairman of the RPR-Parnas party Boris Nemtsov :
- Putin is preparing for war. The Cold War is inevitable. He paranoidally believes that the enemies are enemies, will spend a lot of money on the arms race and will turn off. He himself will turn off-damn it. The country will, unfortunately, will vegetate in poverty and poor because it will conflict with the whole world, including Ukraine, unfortunately. The idea of Chuchhe is traced: support on internal forces, let's go in the non -resource sector. But this is all bluff, lies. Russia's dependence on oil only intensified during the Putin rule. In 2000, when he came to power, nine percent of the budget was formed at the expense of oil and gas revenues, now - 52 percent ... Except for the ideas to “freeze” tax for four years (I think this can be done) and cease to endlessly check the companies (perhaps this will happen), then there is no more positive for domestic policy. And the negative is that Putin is preparing for the war, and all the money will be abandoned for it.
What was the president in the message to the Federal Assembly, and how the Internet community responded to the speech of the Head of State
16:29 12/4/2014Epistle in selected pictures and jokes. "The exchange of drunk with Finland." Roizman is no longer a cake
Vladimir Putin is still on the beginning, and the editors of the newspaper have already finished Pic.twitter.com/idlkun6j4f
- Vera Krichevskaya (@krichevskaya) December 4, 2014However, the new "tape.ru" is difficult to surpass:
Galina Timchenko laid out a delightful screenshot of the "new tape". When the president says, everything is calm in Chechnya. pic.twitter.com/4tniupimdq
- Open Russia (@openrussia_org) December 4, 2014Here it is, by the way, the famous picture about the "Epistle from Above":
In Putin We Trust pic.twitter.com/qbythuqtal
- Vital_crusader (@vital_crusader) December 4, 2014 This was not a message to the Federal Assembly (the elite, cat. So everything is unchanged
- Dmitry Gudkov (@gudkovd) December 4, 2014All this is terribly ridiculous, of course, but if Putin really uttered a text that Evgeny Shestakov had scored for him, the viewer would like even more:
It seems to me that Putin needs to move away from balanced and deliberate decisions in the economy and politics. They bring too much evil. If you just start rushing, there will be more sense, some problems can be solved by accident, the theory of probability will help us. Perhaps at least some kind of exhalation of tension will turn out. Personally, I see about such a set:
Coronation of Putin's eldest daughter
The secret flight of Medvedev on a fighter to England
The introduction of a singing tax in the soul and smoking after sex
Drunk exchange with Finland
Patriarch's permission for worship in a motorcycle
Issue Greenpis Kuklachev
Prohibition of sexual intercourse with neighbors on the stairwell
Putin's flight with crows over the American aircraft carrier
Crimea assigning the status of the Hero Peninsula
Legalization of lungs of sexually transmitted diseases
Prohibition of wearing a beard outside the house
But what has been said can actually be creatively realized.
Sergey Elkin : A hint for Tsereteli - a monument to the temple mountain in Crimea. Scale 1 to 1.
Evgeny Roizman is already imbued with:
He was present at the President’s message. I listened carefully.
From the declaration:
Russia does not follow the path of self -isolation, remains an open country and supports all its international, cultural and humanitarian projects, as well as the fight against terrorism.
From specifics:
With the indictment of the law enforcement system, with a huge number of inspectors, it is difficult to survive small and medium -sized businesses, so the number of checks will be limited, the checks will be absolutely transparent, the newly opened firms will not be taxed for two years. <...>
What else liked:
Talented schoolchildren from poor families will receive a state grant for admission to universities, as well as a significant state. a scholarship for the entire time of training. <...>
A number of serious, specific things voiced. The hall is inspired. The applause sounded twenty -five times.
In general, I am pleased that I went and heard myself. Without rushing I will analyze, in general, the sensation is positive, although I do not agree with everything.
And in the end, the anthem of Russia sounded, and everyone stood up. We have a very beautiful and solemn anthem. And in my head "Union is indestructible ..."
Oh.
@paufnuty Roizman is no longer a cake!
- Anatoly (@blanatoli) December 4, 2014I must say that even Margarita Simonyan allowed herself an illiterate attitude to the scholarship:
20,000 rubles monthly ??? I had a 'presidential scholarship at my university. There were only five of them. 240 rubles. Grabbed a couple of sausages
- Margarita Simonyan (@m_simonyan) December 4, 2014But something, apparently, happens to people when they become governors and other officials:
Maybe it would be better if he slept:
Well, or drank:
Elite of Russian drug addiction pic.twitter.com/d3kopxn8dc
- capricious cloud (@orzunlar) December 4, 2014Of course, the president’s mental health, of course, also talk a lot:
We will never follow the path of self -isolation, xenophobia and the search for enemies - Putin. This awkward moment is when your president of schizophrenia has.
- Vera Kichanova (@kichanova) December 4, 2014And yet he can do something, you won’t refuse it:
Chuvak in power is more than Gorbachev and Yeltsin combined, and his promises are still news. This is what I understand skill
- Georgy Alburov (@alburov) December 4, 2014Five points of Putin. Temple mountain and ancient Korsun. "We are strong and not in ourselves." Declare 2015 by the year of Chain-Koksa
In Putin’s speech, one thing is accurately encouraging - a cough: you look, it will develop into something.
- Uncle Shu (@shulz) December 4, 2014Roman Leibov : The main intrigue of these same messages - whether it will finally be able to reliably understand: psycho or pretends.
And every time it fails. What makes you once again review the philistine attitude to the issue of norm and pathology.
A brief retelling of the president’s speech was made at Medusa . If you still shorten it, it will turn out like this:
1. Crimea is the sacred source of Russia, and therefore it has the right to it.
2. The whole world only does that he is trying to deprive Russia of "genuine sovereignty." Do not wait.
3. Stop the business!
4. The ruble was collapsed, including speculators.
5. Russians should live up to 74 years, study well and be treated effectively.
Or here is an alternative retelling performed by Sasha Sotnik - quite accurate, by the way:
If in the dry residue:
- We are building a mafia state now officially;
- Ammerega is a bitch, she would still come up with something to destroy the race;
- with medicine and education, everything is furious, but it will be even better (i.e. we will finally destroy);
- we will increase cooperation with Africa (welcome in Zimbabwe);
- Krymnash, everyone shut up;
- We are the most patriotic, eat from spiritual sourcoff;
“Uff, I was Cherovo, but shot up.” I'll go sleep in an embrace with a koala ...
Koshma-ar ...
What's with oil? Falls? And what about the ruble? Still breathing, poor fellow? ..
Most of all, the comment was collected by Putin’s statement about the sacredness of Crimea and his comparison with the temple mountain:
Anna Narinskaya : That is, it turns out, he simply frankly compares Russia with Palestinian autonomy. So we will win
Leo Rubinstein : Eh, a dense -oped sacred. How we love.
About the "temple mountain" is not weak, of course. And why not Kyiv, the mother of Russian cities? About Constantinople I will keep silent just in case.
In this context, a law would look quite logical, qualifying a publicly expressed doubt about Caesar's divine origin as extremism and rehabilitation of Nazism.
Vladimir Milov : Prince Vladimir is sacred. You read about this prince Vladimir - a frill, a rapist and a killer. Everything is clear with Uncle Vova. In the economy here ***** (enchanting final end), and he beats in ecstasy according to Prince Vladimir.
Yeah) About Prince Vladimir sculpted Gorbaty, never said that it was the Kiev prince! :)) #Putin
- Non_ You (@lesanafm) December 4, 2014Roman Leibov : So, so -called Putin learned that there would be no amnesty of Crimea. And of course, it immediately turned out that the spoons are not a spoon, but a sacred artifact. It is a pity that after all, he did not shoot himself live.
Fedor Krasheninnikov I examined the thesis about the sacred Korsuni in detail:
“Ancient Korsun, Chersonesos have a huge civilizational and sacred meaning like the temple mountain in Jerusalem for those who profess Islam and Judaism. And this is how we will take this from now on and forever. ”
Firstly, from the adjective, "sacred" in such a context per kilometer stinks of A.G. Dugin, who read - he felt.
Secondly, it is alarming "from now on and forever." Putin, as it were, admits that before there was no such veneration of sacred Korsuni (which is true) and announces us a new mystical doctrine - from December 4, 2014 and forever the city never revered the same shrine, and the significance of this temple mountain in Islam and Judaism). That is, Putin considers himself the right to proclaim the shrines and establish veneration!
Thirdly, with such perverted logic you can go very far. For example, if the city, where in the epic antiquity of the Kiev prince Vladimir, allegedly accepted Baptism (supposedly - this is precisely about the place, not the fact that exactly there) must be part of the Russian Federation of the 21st century, then how this same Russian Federation can exist without, for example, Constantinople - if this sacred city would not have had Orthodoxy in Rus', right? We dig deeper: the temple mountain - it, of course, is for Muslims and Jews (which are traditional religions in the Russian Federation, by the way) - but how can the Russian Federation exist without Jerusalem and the surroundings, where Jesus Christ and the Virgin, together with the apostles, all proceeded with their feet? How can the Russian Federation be without a Jordan, because Jesus Christ was baptized there, without what event the baptism of Vladimir in sacred Korsun would not take place? Or here - Mount Sinai. After all, it was on her that the Old Testament was enclosed between the Yahweh and his people, and without the Old Testament there would be no new one, Christ would not appear and would not be baptized by Vladimir - right?
In short, in the 21st century to reason in such Dugin’s categories is a big trouble, that’s what I want to say.
Navalny decided to measure the degree of Corsuni's sacredness:
Today we were informed that the Russians have an ancient shrine, the same significance as the temple mountain for Muslims and Jews.
Thank you, we will know. It is strange that the Russians to this day in such a flagrant way ignored their ancient Korsun. It’s not good to do so with shrines.
Indeed, you all, as you heard the ancient Korsun, ran in Google to watch what it was, the sacrifice.
Just for the sake of curiosity. Survey.
1. Did you know what "ancient Korsun" was before you looked on the Internet? Only honestly. (Yes - 6%, no - 94%)
2. Do you think Korsun (Tauride Chersonesos) is one of the main shrines of the Russian people? (Yes - 3%, no - 97%).
3. Can you name two or three facts about Korsuni-Hersesus without resorting to Wikipedia? Only honestly. "Located in Crimea" is not considered. (Yes - 7%, no - 93%).
After all, there is Crimea for us, but there is Crimea in itself.
- Kirill Martynov (@kmartynov) December 4, 2014There are not so many comments on the second point. It is understandable: everything is sovereign, as well as the real, genuine, sovereign sovereignty has already fed pretty well.
"Europe and the USA are played by fraree, and are racing like urki," the president in the federal message emphasized
- Here Shepelin (@lya_shepelin) December 4, 2014Natasha Isakova : The new message of the leader of the nation: "We are strong and confident and not in ourselves." Almost a literal quote, by the way.
The main comments on the economic part of the message make, of course, the ruble exchange rate, but other speakers are also expressed:
The RTS was not impressed with the message and went to fall shortly after its end. There will be no liberalization, "the government to ensure control"
- Vladimir Milov (@v_milov) December 4, 2014 In the economic part, Putin’s speech is a set of pagan spells. There is nothing to discuss and nothing to expect. Everything will be the oldest. And it suits him
- Sergey aleksashenko (@saleksashyenko) December 4, 2014 On the order of the Bank of Russia to punish speculators: according to him today, at least a third of the currency is bought by the population. Will we put on the wall?
- Sergey aleksashenko (@saleksashyenko) December 4, 2014 I support the idea of giving more freedom to economics and civil initiatives. Political liberalization is required to achieve these goals
- Alexey Kudrin (@aleksei_kudrin) December 4, 2014 The message pays insufficiently attention to the institutions. And they are the main problem of economic growth in Russia
- Alexey Kudrin (@aleksei_kudrin) December 4, 2014 @Khinshtein Sasha, the most important thing. That Putin has absolutely no understanding that we are in the most difficult economic crisis ..
- Sergey Vasin (49+) (@vasinserg) December 4, 2014 @Khinshtein and Sasha, and how many times you can amnesty stolen money, then steal and withdraw it in a new way, and amnesty again ..?!
- Sergey Vasin (49+) (@vasinserg) December 4, 2014Nikolai Gabalov : I stock up with popcorn - to see who and how much will believe the "solid word" of the president. If I had capital somewhere - well, I would never believe.
I also live in Karelia. The Soviet state once gave firm guarantees to those nee Finns that would come to raise the economy destroyed by the civil war. And about how the country's presidents "fall on the rails, if" have heard more than once.
I also remember that the "elder ordered" the curses to let go and conduct ... to the bus ...
In fact, even fake Sechin does not believe:
Who in their right mind will return capital to Putin's Russia ...
- Igorsechineviltwin (@igor_Sechin) December 4, 2014The real Sichin said: "Now let's see how the hucksters will react to the president’s message." At the same time, Sechin refused to make a forecast for oil prices until the end of the president’s message.
And here is the answer:
Restless "foreign currency speculators" are not even afraid of Putin: compared to half -day, euro and dollar courses jumped by about 2%.
- Vladimir Bartholomeev (@varfolomeev) December 4, 2014Kashin conveys such news (this time it seems that he himself composed it - it was very folded):
The promotion will be played out for the promotion: people dressed in Euro costumes and dollar will buy rubles in handcuffs will dress in prison robes and cut it off with a whip. All this will be done under the guidance of a staged oligarch, who will drag a bag with the natural resources of Russia from the people. The rally will be accompanied by the performance of anti -oligarchic songs.
It is easy to filter the analyst in the presidential message in quality - if there are words about unexpected liberality, you can immediately close.
- Artem Severskij (@b4cchus) December 4, 2014And the fifth point, so to speak. About life expectancy:
Yuri Albert : Increasing life expectancy to 74 years is very simple.
According to my estimates, for this it is necessary to reduce the calendar year to approximately 327 days.
And an amendment to the year of cardiovascular diseases:
It would be nice of course the 2015 year became the year of Chain-Koksa
- Leonid Volkov (@leonidvolkov) December 4, 2014General assessment of the message:
Well, do you think they believed? - Of course, suckers, pic.twitter.com/dbmjxbhgmi
- Normaj (@galamm11) December 4, 2014 It would be spectacular to read the message on the knees, and then get up - beautiful, symbolic, sovereign ...
- IOCIF LEVINCON (@OSYA_LEVINSON) December 4, 2014 @ibolshakov about demography, he just said inadequately, but the very topic of demography is the most important, this is not a trifle, this is the essence of the problems
- Sergey Grigorov (@sergeygrigorov) December 4, 2014Here is another vote:
Survey. Who had the message left the feeling of panic and helplessness of Putin - Retwit. Those who have a sense of pride in the knees - chosen.
- Muonborne Roissy (@fakemorf) December 4, 2014Well, an indisputable conclusion:
Путин не меняется: многочасовые послания без результата, падение рубля, бои в Грозном. 2000 - 2015
— господин Чернышёвъ (@White_technolog) 4 декабря 2014За два часа до начала Послания канал Россия-24 посвятил ему специальный марафон. Поначалу ведущие канала выступали под шапкой "Послание свыше". Потом начались включения корреспондентов из Малахитового фойе, где собравшиеся ждали начала всей процедуры. А пока у них брали интервью. Прозвучало несколько неожиданный пассажей. Глава Госсовета Крыма Константинов: "На примере Украины можно понять, чем заполняется свободное пространство в голове у человека, когда он не проходит необходимое воспитание". Депутат Госдумы Тимофеева: "Сегодня у нас такой дикий патриотизм! Мы со всех сторон окружены врагами. И сегодня хочется услышать президента, без лукавства, а как обычного гражданина России". Губернатор Кемеровской области Тулеев: "Для нас падение рубля очень выгодно. Продал уголь на экспорт - доллары обменял - и чуть чуть прикрыл. Основной массе нашего населения курс доллара к рублю по барабану. Людям не это нужно. Он пришел в магазин - какие цены? Вот что главное. Удержать цены на продукты питания и на ЖКХ".
13:44 4.12.2014После своих утренних заявлений, поддержавших рубль на валютных торгах, Центральный банк России повысил и его официальные курсы. Но что будет завтра, после послания президента?
ИНТЕРФАКС-АФИ - Официальный курс доллара США по отношению к рублю, объявленный Банком России с 5 декабря, составляет 52,6932 руб./$1, сообщает пресс-служба Банка России. Таким образом, стоимость рубля, выраженная в долларах, по сравнению с предыдущим днем выросла на 3,21%.
Официальный курс евро по отношению к рублю, объявленный Банком России с 5 декабря, составляет 64,8443 руб./EUR1. Таким образом, стоимость рубля, выраженная в евро, по сравнению с предыдущим днем выросла на 3,73%.
Продолжительность жизни в России:
Из выступления следует, что продожительность жизни - 71 год. Вот опубликованные в "Деловой жизни" данные ООН за 2013 год:
"Предлагаем вашему вниманию ознакомиться с таблицей, в которой собраны все страны ООН и указана средняя продолжительность жизни в 2013 году как в целом по странам, так мужчин и женщин в отдельности.
Исходя из приведенной ниже таблицы можно сделать неутешительные выводы для россиян, которые со средней продолжительности жизни в 66.05 лет оказались на 129 месте в мире. Больше чем в России среди стран СНГ живут в Азербайджане - 66.3 лет, Казахстане - 67.35 лет, Украине - 68.1 лет, Туркмении - 68.35 лет, Киргизии - 68.9 лет, Беларуси - 70.2 лет, Армении - 72.4 года, Грузия - 76.55 лет".
Похоже, здесь учитывались только мужчины.
Возможно, Владимир Путин использовал данные ЦРУ за 2012 год. Центральное разведывательное управление США утверждает, что продолжительность жизни в России в 2012-м была 70,3. Впрочем, на 2014 год этим ведомством прогнозируется 70,16.
Однако ближе всех к данным Владимира Путина подошла Всемирная организация здравоохранения - 70,5 лет. У ВОЗ Россия на 124 месте в мире, а не на 129-м, как у ООН. Но это тоже данные за 2012 год.
13:23 4.12.2014Две новости из ленты информагентств
ИНТЕРФАКС - Президент РФ Владимир Путин заявил о бесперспективности добиться военного превосходства над Россией, поскольку армия РФ является боеспособной и современной.
"Добиться военного превосходства над Россией ни у кого не получится. Наша армия современная, боеспособная, как часто говорят, вежливая, но грозная", - заявил В.Путин в ходе Послания Федеральному Собранию.
В ПОДМОСКОВЬЕ УПАЛ МИГ-29, ОБА ПИЛОТА КАТАПУЛЬТИРОВАЛИСЬ - ГУ МВД ПО МОСКОВСКОЙ ОБЛАСТИ
"Нельзя имитировать преподавательскую деятельность". Вспомнить о репутации
Татьяна Алешичева : "нельзя имитировать внимание к людям" - да ладно
Сынулька Жириновского загорелый,наверное из своих апартаментов в Дубае только вернулся. А Исаев совсем плохо выглядит pic.twitter.com/t0NFw5KSUQ
— АлексейБескоровайный (@AlexeyB_Kurkino) 4 декабря 2014Екатерина Шульман говорит в эфире "Открытой России", что нынешнее послание Путина - это попытка быть Медведевым. Медведев, меж тем, страдает:
Тяжело быть Медведевым - вся Россия ждет, пока ты моргнешь, чтобы сделать скриншот.
— Alex Schepilov (@Alex_Schepilov) 4 декабря 2014 о, Путин будет и дальше поддерживать НКО! Hooray! Казаки, Крым и байкеры!
— Митя Алешковский (@aleshru) 4 декабря 2014Иван Преображенский : Слышите, Сергей Семенович? Детские центры БЕ-СПЛАТ-НО! а заработаете на новых школах, которые никому не понадобятся из-за того, что рост рождаемости - это миф:)
Юрий Васильев: Вспомнить такое важное понятие, как репутация. Это тост, я считаю. Ну, за репутацию!
Касательно физического состояния Путина мнения расходятся:
Речь вялая, Взор не горит И мне твой кашель много говорит... Че Путин кашляет постоянно? Устал врать?
— Rustem Губайдуллин (@RustemTrue7) 4 декабря 2014 @Varfolomeev а рукопожатие?! Как рукопожатие?
— Jüri Maloverjan (@MaloverjanBBC) 4 декабря 2014 люстры могли бы устроить нелпохую люстрацию pic.twitter.com/jfoHSmwK2B
— Митя Алешковский (@aleshru) 4 декабря 2014 Короче, послание можно выразить так: всё ништяк, экономика растёт, население тоже, школьников больше, и во всём виноваты спекулянты.
— Ruslan Aysin (@ruslanaysin) 4 декабря 2014