Profans about the sacred

Actually, what did you want to hear?

Ah, I guess. You wanted to know about the true causes of the global political crisis in which Russia is immersed. You feel very anxiety, reading daily reports from Ukrainian fronts, and you hoped to find out when the war ended. You are concerned about the domestic political problems associated with the liquidation of civil society institutions, and you expected to get an exhaustive answer to this question. And also store price tags evoke negative feelings in you, and every day these feelings are more and more negative. The ruble is getting cheaper, and prices are rising - that's why so? And separately about hospitals: what, many of them will really close? Why?

This is all very interested in you. And you will not be offended if they tell you that you are far from politics, a naive and beautiful -hearted person. Loch, speaking in Russian. You are not offensive and very kind at all. It's just that you are at a loss, although you carefully listened to the president’s speech, and then you read this rather long speech. And you meekly care for the mockery of ruthless cynics and hopeless pessimists, but still insist on your own. You want to know why Putin spoke for a long time, but did not say anything.

Well, I'll try to satisfy your curiosity.

You see, if Vladimir Vladimirovich wished to answer all the questions that have accumulated with you, as well as millions of other citizens of Russia and other mankind, then he could say about the following. Write down. Dict.

A global political crisis, Putin could say, this is my fault. It is me, deeply convinced that no Ukraine exists, was mortally offended back in 2004, when the neighbors did not choose Yanukovych. And then he already threatened that I would never forgive them humiliation. And when they threw off this legitimate of the presidents, I felt directly spat on and took the Crimea from them to hurt them. Through a referendum, yes, almost no one recognized that the first anti -Russian sanctions entailed.

Then I still provoked a civil war in the Donbass - also from a pure fierce heart, and not from a great mind. Then the sanctions were tightened, which led not only to the collapse of the ruble, which appeared, they say, partly the result of all these conflicts, but also to the Cold War with the West. Still cold, but I work hard to ensure that it moves into a hot phase. And what, judge yourself, can there be civil society in the country, on all sides overlapped by sanctions and enemies? Say more thanks for not being planted here for an involuntary expression on your face and wearing glasses with strong diopters. Well, about hospitals. Why should I treat you, Russians, if tomorrow is a war or at least an economic disaster? Why do you live and suffer?

In short, I'm tired, I'm leaving. Because after all, Patriot and I love the Motherland, but the devil has driven you where. I brought Russia to a state of total loneliness in a civilized world and only now I realized how to save it. And you can save her only after my departure - then, maybe with my heir, foreigners will want to talk and negotiate. You saw how they shied away from me in Brisben. Thank you for your attention. I will inform about the heir separately - who to protect Russia there. Or I will not inform you, choose for yourself. These are not tears, this is the wind.

The question is, could Vladimir Vladimirovich make such a message? You yourself guess that you could not. For all your naivety, you understand.

Therefore, he said what he said. As a priority economic measure, declared war to the speculators. Everyone, you know, bags, foreign currencies and those who sell used Japanese tape recorders, American cigarettes and Finnish tights from under the floor. Once again, he decided to hesitate the West by war : we said, he was able to reflect any aggression, and we have a bolt on any tricky thread, that is, "possibilities and will to use non -standard decisions to ensure the country's defense." Although what is non -standard in them, between us, so as not to scare anyone to death ...

Well, he argued as he knew how to his future defense actions.

He explained on an accessible historical example what Anschlus is good and why Sevastopol, according to the poet, will remain Russians. In the Crimea, Putin said, “our people live ... It is here that the spiritual source of the formation of a multi -sort of formation, but a monolithic Russian nation and a centralized Russian state ... in the ancient Chersonesus, or, as the Russian chroniclers called it, Korsuni, Prince Vladimir took baptism, and then baptized all Rus'.” And this, he added, “gives us every reason to say that for Russia Crimea, ancient Korsun, Chersonesos, Sevastopol have a huge civilizational and sacred meaning. Just like the temple mountain in Jerusalem for those who profess Islam or Judaism. That is how we will be treated from all over and forever.”

Well, you ask. Yes, it is for this Korsun in the broad sense, for spirituality, multiplicity and monolithic so much Russian blood and shed in the past year and, I am afraid, will still spill. In general, when the sovereign, equipped with nuclear missiles, speaks of the sacred and goes back to the temple mountain, the discussions stop immediately, and we must also thank fate that he had not remembered yet about Kyiv, the mother of Russian cities. Also, after all, in his own way, Korsun, and even so big and geopolitically terribly tasty.

And he, romance, echoes the pragmatist-banker who, decaying abroad, directs his exclusive message to the Americans. Disconnect Russia from the Swift system - there will be a war, a banker is rampant, and "the American ambassador should leave Moscow on the same day." This is a message for the very stupid ones, to whom it suddenly thought that the sovereign plunged into history and does not sew modern realities. If we go to Kyiv, and you will chop off SWIFT, then blame yourself - now we have such a foreign policy in a dialogue with the American government. That's about this about everything, Putin told you, dear compatriot, and it seemed to you that he did not affect the main problems. I touched, oh, how I touched, and not the last time.