“Comrade Volodin was right: Putin is Russia, and without Putin, there would be no Russia. And there would certainly be no electric trains in Russia. And so Putin said in a stern voice, he ordered that order be restored immediately - and order was restored. Well, that is, it’s not like it just happened, and it’s not like it’s really orderly. But commuter trains will not work everywhere, but we can draw a definite conclusion. Without Putin, there will soon be nothing at all in the country. won't work.
He will personally open the taps so that water flows, unscrew the valve so that gas flows, turn the switch so that there is light in the houses. And there are practically no intermediaries between the People and Putin."