Thanks to everyone who read our broadcast! The red cat from the 30th minute, do not be sad, you are cool.
Well, so far, thanks for the fact that we were with us, ~~ Thank you mom, producer and all my Groups for this reward, ~~ until new meetings!
By the way, it is very interesting how much Apple Watch will cost on April 25 among the dealers in Moscow.
By the way, there was no alarm in the first iPad.
Well, that. The new incredibly thin MacBook looks like an alien from the future, and the clock is like a half -month ago.
And the broadcast ended, leaving the main question unresolved: what is there with the alarm clock?
Tim Cook thanked everyone and completed the presentation.
I apologize, not just 10 thousand dollars - from ten thousand. Exactly my choice.
Apple Watch from gold will cost 10 thousand dollars, by the way. Perhaps this is my choice.
China, Australia, France, Germany, Japan, USA, Hong Kong and Great Britain - it will be possible to buy Apple Watch in the near future only there.
Pre -orders - from April 10
This is again about the little ones. For large, add $ 50
And if you do not understand what “small” and “large” mean: Apple Watch exists in two sizes. As if for girls (and hipsters) and for men (and the little finger of Nikolai Valuev).
The cheapest watches are called Watch Sport - because athletes are not rich, but I want to hang.
For those that are more, they ask for $ 399
This is a small version
There is no calculator on Apple Watch, so you will not be able to calculate how much 24 minus 18 will be
They promise the All Dal Battle Life. I had days that began on Friday, and ended on Monday!
So.
24 hours in 24 hours - the source of "Medusa"
A special application for Apple Watch will appear in iOS 8.2
Oh, today iOS 8.2 comes out
For hours you can open the garage doors - for example, if you are a taxi driver.
Shazam's demonstration in Apple Watch allowed us to listen to a piece of Foo Fighters song. And that is good. And it will also be possible to open the rooms in some especially advanced hotels for hours.
There will be Uber in the clock - it is convenient when, after a stormy evening, you try to order a taxi and drop the phone. And you break.
Hello, is this a cracke-pax-counter?
In the watch you can watch Instagram, not a word about the alarm clock.
With the help of a clock, you can learn to run quickly - just bring them to the face in a dark gateway and hear "uh, brother."
Show how Apple Watch works. You can answer messages with stickers, rather cute. Well, get all the guests for the clock. With the help of watches you can pay in stores - just bring them to the payment terminal.
For Apple Watch, several thousand applications have already been developed, and now they will be shown to us. Well, at least something new can be expected.
Sultan, I ran today without Apple Watch. No, of course unrealistic.
How did people even run marathons without Apple Watch? Is it real?
The model wants to run a marathon from Apple Watch faster than 4 hours. 4 recharge?
Apple Watch is represented by the American conjunum model Christie Tarlington, who tested them at the half marathon in Africa. How many times in the distance I had to charge them, is not reported.
Oh, new covers or what?
Apple Watch will say every week that you are a lazy ass and sat in front of the computer all the time and burned zero calories.
Meanwhile, people from another planet gathered in our work chat

You always have Siri, Pasha.
By pressing the button, you can cause a list of your friends. What if I have no friends (
Not a word about the alarm clock, by the way.
We have been wearing this watch, Tim in my thoughts for six months. They are outdated before you managed to release them, Tim.
One of the options for the main screen of Apple Watch will be with Mickey Mouse, and the main screen can be tuned as you like.
Apple Watch will be super -steep, sapphire glass and everything else that we already knew before.
Let's go
About many of us today
Well, at the same time updated MacBook Air and MacBook Pro. The Pro appeared this new touchpad and a powerful battery - well, in addition to all processors and other things there.
Or 1599 for the version faster and with a larger disk
I look at the presentation at the 2013 MacBook Pro, it seems to me now he will die from envy of the new MacBook.

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Sultan and I are sitting not only in one office - in different countries, so we never repeat ourselves and do not duplicate each other's posts.
Now you don’t need to turn the wiring twice, trying to guess from which side of the bunch, and with which hole
It turns out that MacBook has only one way out-USB-C, through which everything else can already be connected, including charging. Well, I don't know
There is only one port in Macbook-USB-C. And in it everything is all-all-both charging, and connecting external monitors
They came up with a new USB-C connector, according to which everything can be connected at all. Unlike USB, it can be inserted by any side!
Batteries provide 10 hours in video viewing mode (and 9 hours of seating on the Internet).
The insides of MacBook are such - Maaaaalenic motherboard and batteries of battery batteries.
Well, why is he needed? We'll have to buy an application that imitates the FSFSHFSHFFSFSHFSHFSF of the old macbuk.
MacBook will be without a fan and completely silent.
All thought with which to compare the thickness of the new MacBook. In general, it is slightly thinner than my Nexus 5. The laptop is thinner than the smartphone. Laptop. Thinner. Smartphone.
The touchsp will somehow press in a different way-it will have the opposite return and recognition of the force of pressing. That is, a regular click is one action, and a click with force is another. If you hit with a fist, then the third is generally.
2304 Pixels - this is as if the gallbladder was asked to make 2300 pixels, and he was: " I am transmitted ."
How thin he is, incredible.
Rumors were confirmed: all 12 inches and incredible 2304 for 1440 pixels
Weighs 900 grams with a thickness of 13.1 millimeters. My first iPad is thicker and harder. For the new MacBook Apple, the keyboard mechanics and the illumination of letters are reinvented.
And yes, this is not MacBook Air: just MacBook.
Thickness - only 13.1 millimeters

The new macbook is incredibly thin and gold. And he has a huge touchpad, just huge.
Sultan, not gold, but black.
Golden MacBuk?!
Gold ... what?
They promise new macbooks, which will become clear a little later.
11.99-inch
Tim Cook says that while the laptop market was declining, poppies grew
Tim Cook went to the poppies. Recall that before the presentation there were rumors about the 12-inch MacBook Air.
Cats know a lot about broadcasts
No, the sultan, the main feature of the watch will be that the alarm clock will appear in the next version.
Show a video about this Research Kit, it's time to pour tea.
Judging by the first part of Apple’s presentation, the main Fishkov watches will be an alarm clock.
The presentation said that HBO Now will be an exclusive Apple. But now it turned out that on normal computers the service would work from the very beginning, hehe (however, it is not easier for us).
Tima Cook exposed, diverging
Apple seems to come up with something Mashstabny with Health applications called Research Kit. Now scientists will be able to gain volunteers for medical research using the iPhone - for example, you can participate in tests for studying Parkinson's disease. Straight the future! And there were also applications for various diseases - all this was created along with the largest medical institutions.
Cook tells how beautiful Carplay and Homekit are, but let's honestly: we are not going here for this?
Apple Pay (did anyone use it?) Expanding its presence in the United States and now works with machine guns with chocolate. In Riga, this is not Pay, but chocolate.
Oh, now Cook has moved to iPhones. 700 million iPhones sold! Incredibly of course. Cook: iPhone - the best -selling smartphone in the world.
For all three of our readers who do not have a poppy and who understands what is written below: hold the instructions on how to watch Apple broadcast
25 million people (and our photo editor Valera) bought Apple TV. And the television setup now costs $ 69 - it used to be 99.
The HBO Now, I think, the thing is not the most relevant. But if you lived on a rotting, you would have been asked for $ 14.99 per month for access to the service.
Show a new trailer for Game of Thrones! Rather, it would be already April, there is no strength to wait. Half of the trailer is about Daenerys, and there is still nice Arya Stark.

Cook devoted the opening of the presentation to Apple stores - 120 million people visited them in a year. Boring.
Tim Cook reached for the apple. 2015

The presentation began, show a beautiful video about the main Apple store in China.
Meanwhile, The Verge found in the hall of journalists without macbooks: one Surface Pro, the other has a chrombuk in general. Perhaps these are provocateurs!
The Apple website has already gone from the presentation, it will begin literally in a minute! God, I think I noticed in the hall of a man with android. Now they will be taken out, probably.
Tim Cook is nervous in the dressing room and listens to onerepublic. He manages to lead Apple better than choosing music.
While we are all fidgeting on chairs in anticipation of the start of the broadcast (lies), read the last portion of rumors about the Apple hours.
Attention, important advice
Nobody came to the presentation.

Meanwhile, a new advertisement for the smart watches Android Wear came out . During!
You can see the presentation of Apple here in half an hour if you have Safari. If you don’t have Safari and don’t want to put it, then look at the Japanese Island occupied by cats better.
The text broadcasts are with The Verge and Mashable , but you read ours, our love and impartial.
The event will begin at 20:00 in Moscow, very soon!
I suspect that a short time of life on one charge will be the main reason for jokes about them. I drew for people like me a picture

According to rumors, in addition to the hours that everyone saw and which, as they say , will not stand on one charge and for a day, Apple will show some new incredible MacBook Air. I hope even more incredible than my worker Air.
Hello! I am Pasha, I have an iPhone, but this does not mean that everyone needs a clock from Apple, like a watch on Android. Today, the Sultan and I will watch Apple's presentation with you and guess how (in no way) it will change the world.
Good evening! My name is Sultan, I have no iPhone and therefore I am so evil. Today I will prove to you that no one needs a clock from Apple, because there is ~~ to moderately glow ~~ watch on Android.