Leonid Kaganov: "Putin's plan"

“A new set of decisive measures will save us!

Only you! Not a deputy, not a prime minister!

A new magical ritual has been developed.

Our clergy went to the astral plane

and received all the route maps.

You need to get on the sledge -

this is what the stars and horoscope require.

And go to Kamchatka to look through a telescope.

Then in Tula set a trap for a fox.

Fly in the cockpit of an SU bomber.

Ride in a sealed freight car.

Play with a tank at the Chelyabinsk training ground

and shoot from an anti-aircraft gun at the zenith.

Don't give any explanations! Lavrov will explain!"