So, they showed us:
Mac OS X named El Capitan with slight improvements
iOS 9 with slightly greater improvements
Watchos with the ability to draw multi -colored flowers
Apple Music - Spotifai + Musician social networks aggregator
Thank you for being with us. Now the Sultan in a nutshell will retell everything that we have been shown today, and I have time to say goodbye. To the soon!
Worse than mine, the right word
Listen to what Apple has a musical taste? Either u2, then some wildly boring musician named The Weeknd
CEO of Spotifai reacted to the launch of Applemusik Laconically
It remains only to understand who will sing. This is the premiere of the song One of the Hottest Artists.
The presentation ends
Advertising invigorating. After two and a half hours, what is needed.
Poor Polivanov hoped that the presentation would end for an hour, and already 2:20 sitting
And now the pleased Tim Cook ran out and shows the Applemusik advertisement
The launch of June 30, in the fall, will even appear on android.
9.99 dollars per month, three months of a free trial period. Streaming of music (this is when you can not buy), recommendations, its “radio” and a content aggregator from musicians.
"Best chanson from brother"
And from Siri you can “order” music for yourself, Music will immediately open and what you need will play. This is perhaps a beautiful lotion. And it is clear how to use. And it will also be possible to form a search request as follows: "The best song of 1992." Cool.
Briefly about Apple Music
Very few words and a lot of music went. A sure sign that it will end soon.
Most likely, for us everything will end "the service in your country is not available"
I'm afraid even with these discounts will end with a three -month trial.
Oh, there will be a video in Apple Music! Logical
Okay, we can quit the whole editorship and there will be only 14.99
The second time at the presentation they cut up uptown funk. They would also listen to Gangnam Style
Well, this is another matter. Five years later, you can save a half -dollar for delivery from 10 bucks. Half dollar in five years!
Not 10, but 9.99
10 bucks per month! Something is a little expensive
Pzfeed already announces the price of Apple Music, but I have not heard it in the presentation. Unless Drake said, whom no one listened
Apple shows how it all works. Do you know how the player works on the phone? So
It will be ridiculous if after six months Drake clings to Apple Musik
The musician Drake entered the stage and proves that the musicians will be interested in Apple Music. It would be better to sang, honestly
Now, they say, it will become easier to get acquainted with the musicians. Like, this is not even a tab, but some kind of social network of favorite musicians, you can follow them. Kh.
And the Connect tab - all the content that musicians create is gathering there. Everything that they write, take a picture, mix
But the main thing is the “radio station”. Apple hired an interviewer Zana Lowe and promises that the Radio will have an interview, guests and news.
Oh, I never understood these collections to taste. All the robots who selected something to me by “my taste” work approximately the same as contextual advertising. You scored in the search for a "refrigerator", bought a refrigerator, and you are shown for another month ads with refrigerators.
- Streaming of music from the ITUNES collection
- A selection of music for your tastes
-"Something new"

On the stage of Eddie Kew, well, he will at least explain that it is
“Screaming” is the right word. And he tries to be emotional, but he somehow gets memorized.
“A round -the -clock radio station that twists music not in genres, but just a steep muzon,” Iovine screams
(The time of a political joke online about Apple, Hahaha)
Everyone in the country has forgotten about her!
I forgot the modernization
So far, nothing is not clear about Apple Music. In addition to the fact that this is a revolution, a breakthrough and innovation
By the way, the theme of music passed through the entire almost two -hour presentation. The screenwriter is good, it was beautiful.
The idea is: fans have to use a bunch of different services to listen to their favorite musicians and follow them. There is no good, says Apple, all this is fragmented, says Apple.
A dude with a strange voice entered the stage, which worked with a bunch of famous groups. He is a producer. His name is Jimmy Ayovine.

The history of music performed by Apple ends with a piece called Apple Music
Showed Tverk! Only half a second, but I managed to be outraged
They could not get a video with Bach, weaklings.
But before the announcement there will be a video about the history of music. Not from Bach, but since they learned to record it.
Yes, music!
All, the presentation of the clock has ended. Cook announces ... announces ... announces ...
Music?
Wapchos will appear at the same time, when everything else is in the fall. In the fall, we will have fun on new iPhones.
Drowned presentation of the watch. Everything is repeated for the second time - the same photographs, the same applications. So far, this is the worst of all built.
Another fashionable feature, which we did not have time to talk about a little earlier, is called so that it literally reprinted all the media - “Time Travel”. Seriously, everyone writes so "Oh, Apple invented travel travel."
And the point is this: you can twist the wheel on the clock and see what business you have planned in an hour or two-three.
A remarkable point: the head by the clock went to the presentation without a clock. And only in the 10th minute of the presentation he put them on to test.
No, this is all some other world. It is impossible to believe that in three or four years everyone will walk in such watches just like with iPhones.
Yeah, and you can watch the video on the clock. After all, this is so convenient-watch a video on a watch the size of a half-reciprocal box
Native applications appeared in Uchosa - this is when all the logic of the application occurs right on the clock, and not on the phone. Now everything works like this: the phone thinks (even over watch applications), the clock is only shown.
Or, for example, Instagram photographs can be looked at the clock. And even like. We can say this - to like it, because nothing is visible on such a small screen.
A little about Apple Pay: the clock will support them and also store discount cards.
I'm not joking, they are worried about it

And very incredible: on the clock you can draw flowers of different colors. How did their owners live with all the same color before?
I wonder how many years have to go through to get used to Apple Watch. This is some kind of completely unnatural thing. So, all the time you are staring at the devices, and then then the clock.
Haha. The first presentation of Apple Watch: "They will gently wake you up with vibration on the arm."
Today's presentation: “Now in Apple Watch there is a night mode so that they show time while lying on the table and charging. And an alarm clock "

Apple shares, by the way, are restored - only minus 0.7%. I am not sure, however, that this is due precisely to the developer conference.
Listening to Walochos is like flying into space. Almost no one shines, but it is interesting to listen
In the new Vochos (I'm too lazy to switch the layout, sorry) you can put on the background of the clock not only a photo album, but also the beautiful time lapses of different places.
Facebook has been updated every two weeks, but it will not become any better.
So, Watchos. A month and a half has passed since the watch, and Apple already has a new version of the system
We go to the clock!
850 applications are downloaded every second
98% of all the largest companies in the world (from the Fortune 500 list) have a renewal to the AppStore. In other words, 10 companies do not have, 490 has.
In 2008, there were 500 Appsstore applications. Now - one and a half billion.
Retelling the video is quite stupid, but everything in it is like in a long advertising. Long good advertising.
Now there will be a video about what good fellows the application developers that are sold on the AppStore.
The AppStore transferred to developers $ 30 billion. For some reason, this figure seems to me much less impressive than 100 billion downloads.
Cook went into memories. 100 billion downloads App Store. But it started just seven years ago.
iOS 9 will come out this fall. Developers are available today
Mogherini quickly said goodbye and gave way to Tim Cook. Apparently, now it will be about the clock.
There was no such applause as after the announcement of SWIFT and Open Source today. Everything is very happy.
In the ovation hall in honor that Apple opened the source codes of Swift. It will be available on iOS, OS X and Linux.
We moved to the SWIFT programming language. It has already written 15 thousand applications (those that lies in the App Store)
We missed several updates for developers. But there was some kind of little thing.
Oh, the clock is still.
No, Sasha, not the ending. There should also be Apple Music and updating the firmware for the clock.
Well, about the good: in order to roll iOS 9, you will need to delete less applications and photos than it was for iOS 8. In total, 1.3 gigabytes.
It's about the finish line, it seems
I can’t stop: in iOS 9 there will be a regime for saving a battery, with which the phone will live three hours more. I will not say that in Androids this is almost a year as.
I wonder if these changes will make iPad suitable for normal work? Still, this thing is primarily for entertainment.
Normally, multitasking works only on the iPad Air 2, well, and a little more on other powerful iPads.
The backward suckers from Samsung can only copy, they said. Nobody needs multitasking on tablets, they said

And you can turn the video to a small window and, for example, write mail, and watch a video with one eye. And then you can expand it to the full screen.

No, well, look at which breakthrough: you can use two applications in parallel. It seems that at that moment Apple fans stopped laughing at Samsung and Windows Planet.


In addition, multitach - you can move about both applications independently.
Multicativity! You can sit in the safari, for example, and then open the messenger on top of the screen, write, close the messenger.
2015! Multicativity!
And one more thing: if you touch the keyboard with two fingers, it turns into a touchpad - now you can more conveniently select the text on the screen.
Ah, I was scared that they would suddenly show a new iPad. But Federigi is not about that: he says how iOS9 was tuned under the iPad. For example, added a toolbar above the keyboard

Hm?
In general, News is only for the USA, Australia and the UK. No, in general, you need to start a new developer. And then glorious.
In general, it is not very clear how it works from the point of view of business. This Wireed is glad to get into News - or is it glad that Wired agreed?
Thanks to old Snowden-now at every step Apple says that the data will not flow anywhere and everything is anonymously.
We are shown how News signs the Wared article. Everything is very beautiful, but there is not a single advertising banner. Hmm, will Wired be glad?

More precisely, she showed how in News on the request of “Swift” you can find everything - from Taylor Swift to Swift programming language
In fact, apparently, the News application is not about “news”, but about long texts with video and infographics. All urgent news is simply not needed.
She said Taylor Swift!
For a second it seemed that Mark Zuckerberg was sitting in the hall. Saint-Svyat-Svyut.
Somewhere in the world, thousands of the inveterate Apple fans are already forgetting how to read news not through News.
A woman who represents News says that the best application for reading news on smartphones has not yet been invented. The hall is very quiet - apparently, programmers do not particularly read the news.
Apple looked at Flipboard and other similar applications and did the same. Well, maybe a little better connected him with the American media

In News, you can choose the topics that you read, and specific publications. It turns out such a personalized Micst. Only with a single, apple design.
It seems that now you have to hire a new developer and designer - to get up well in News.
In fact, they introduced the News application, collecting a personalized news content
Come on. Soon they will do it in Riga!
Yes, yes. Apple Maps is an excellent guide to the center of New York and only on it. So Federigi showed which application is cool, it was on New York

In addition, Apple studied entrances and entrances to the houses to give more accurate instructions on how and where to go. It looks very reasonable. Well, in general, cards for pedestrians are really not enough.
Now go to Maps. Five billion requests per week. Previously, says Federigi, the cards were turned first of all to drivers, but now it's time to go to the passengers. So the bus schedule, routes, entrances to the subway, stations - all this appears in Maps.
Federigi claims that Maps is used on iOS 3.5 times more often than “another popular application” - apparently we are talking about Google Maps. Haha, this is because you need to make sure that you were brought correctly (and then double -check in Google)
Hahahahahahaha. Now about Apple Maps. Ahahahahahahaha
Federigi continues about iOS 9. From a simple and understandable application of notes, they made a hypernavor system with pictures, formatting, and this all.

About Apple Pay everything, Federigi returns to the stage.
We are not sexists, but she did not say anything interesting (

Dismantic cards now do not need to carry with you - they will all be in a smartphone. Well, like everyone else. So far, not all, but the beginning is laid. This is a very logical step.
Now is it just time to see - Apple Pay for us is still inaccessible for us (but announced that in July it will come to Britain - the second country after the United States).
Meanwhile - the video from which the current presentation Apple began
A million places will work with Apple Pay soon. A million is quite difficult to imagine whether it is not clear a lot or a little.
Apple Pay already works with a bunch of banks, accepted in a heap of places like Nike and Baskin Robins. But, as I understand it, this is a very American thing. Not global.
Uau, woman on stage
Now goes to Apple Pay. The head of the corresponding direction comes out.
Apple promises that all these smart lotions will remain on the phone and will not be transmitted to anyone, that the search queries are anonymous and not tied to the personality. And if the phone is stolen?!
Siri can say: "Show me my photos of June 2013." And they immediately appear on the main screen. Or we can say: "Show the pictures from karaoke." And please shows. Quite convenient.
We fell silent because Federigi shows all these “magic” in practice. For example, you can drive into the search “Potato”, click on one of the results in the issuance and get directly to the recipe in the culinary application. The breakthrough technology
Although you know, Siri is probably a very good thing for single people. Such Tamagochi, only smarter.
I can only say that Google Now in the new Android looks much more useful - there you can google everything that you see on the screen, add this to reminders and so on.
Siri wants to be at least a little useful: if you pull the screen down and open the search, the recommendations from Siri will come out on the screen - contacts and applications that you may need right now.
There is still something about smart tips, but I missed it a little. And the harmful Sultan does not write about good!
Oh, finally a useful thing! Звонилка может достать имена звонящих тебе из электронной почты. То есть вести «контакты» больше не нужно.
Можно попросить ее «покажи мои фотки из галереи», можно попросить установить напоминание о том, чем ты занимаешься прямо сейчас — например, открыть ссылку, которую ты читаешь прямо сейчас.
Вот штуку с Siri я никогда не понимал. Неужели кто-то ей реально пользуется кроме как для развлечения и хохотушек?
Siri обрабатывает по миллиарду запросов в неделю. И в iOS 9 она станет еще умнее (естественно)
Цифры по переходу на новую iOS — более 80%. Грубо говоря, все переходят. У Андроида намного меньше —12%
Теперь про IOS
Осенью зато бесплатно выйдет!
А на сцене снова Федериги: El Capitan выйдет только осенью, но разработчики могут пощупать его уже сегодня.
Да, ведь на конференции столько школьников.
Да ладно тебе 2008 года. По мне, так выглядит очень современно. Немножко для детей, конечно, ну так и игра для детей явно. Fortnite на Unreal Engine 4 она называется.
Вы можете играть на суперсовременных маках в игры уровня 2008 года, алилуйя.

Вообще круто — он показывает, как легко работать с цветами и с дизайном игр вообще. Если бы я родился второй раз, стал бы разработчиком игр — нет ничего веселее.
А теперь на сцене представители Epic — компании-разработчика игр. Объясняют, что на маках тоже можно играть, угу
И все, ушли.
Пошли цифры-цифры-цифры.
Крейг Федериги рассказывает, что новая Mac OS X будет работать еще быстрее. Ага, особенно если купить новый компьютер, потому что на старом она будет тормозить и бесить.
Речь об окнах, раскрытых на весь экран, если кто не понял

Смешно, что даже это называется «менеджментом» по-английски: window management
Кстати, акции Apple падают больше чем на процент
Ну вообще молодцы, наконец-то додумались до возможности открыть два окошка по соседству.
Hehehe
И еще появилось два окна! Можно работать сразу в двух окнах, разделяя экран, как тебе нравится. Это, насколько я понимаю, ожидалось как одно из важных обновлений.
Судя по всему, Apple внедрила один большой умный поиск в систему. Хорошая попытка казаться умной!
А еще в finder, почте, спотлайте появился «умный поиск» — он ищет не по совпадению, а по-умному. Например, можно вбивать в поиск «письма, которые я написал в июле» и т. д. Это удобная фишка — я никогда ничего найти в Маке не могу.
Невероятная инновация: Spotlight можно будет двигать и менять ему размер.

В Safari теперь можно «заткнуть» звук на любой вкладке, даже не открывая ее.
Крейг показывает специфичные жесты в OS X, которыми будет пользоваться примерно 20 человек
…Но вместо этого продолжает говорить и рассказывает, как удобно пользоваться тачпадом.
Федериги сказал, что ему немножко надоело говорить, так что он лучше покажет презентацию.
Это в честь Андреса Иньесты, игрока «Барселоны». Maybe.
Это не в честь того капитана, о котором можно подумать!
На сцене Крейг Федериги, который и будет рассказывать про OS X. Говорит, что последняя версия системы — Yosemite — установлена у 55 процентов пользователей Маков, что крайне впечатляюще по скорости распространения.
Не украли, а взяли в плен и потребовали кучу Apple-товаров в качестве выкупа!
О, пошло про спорт, поэтому я понимаю: Кук рассказывает про бейсболиста, который выбил в своей карьере сотню хоум-ранов. Его зовут Брэндон Мосс. У него украли «юбилейный» мяч, и потребовали выкуп — продукты Apple. Все хорошо закончилось: Кук выкупит мяч Мосса и подарит ему его.
План такой: OS X, iOS, watchOS (это то, что на часах).
Пока Кук рассказывает о самой конференции — туда приехали разработчики из 70 стран, в том числе куча школьников (будут пилить соцсети для обмена фотографиями, инфа 100%)

Говорит, что нам очень много чего сегодня надо обсудить.
На концерте Виктора Цоя в Воркуте, я имел в виду
Тим Кук машет всем рукой и появляется на сцене. Вернее, сначала появляется, а потом машет.
Вот и Тим Кук! Аплодируют как на рок-концерте
Да там и без английского все понятно: котика выбирали, Энгри Бердс. Все такое милое-премилое.
Это всё типа шутки — дрон, развозящий кофе, полный лифт Тимов Куков. Хаха (сказал бы я, если б понимал английский)
Начинается все с видео. Похоже на какой-то капустник, только этот капустник делает самая дорогая компания в мире.
Началось со странного ролика про киношное закулисье. Там били человека в костюме Энгри Берд!
It begins! (Sorry)
Пиши «АААААААА», все решат, что ты ведешь наш твиттер.
Зато я внесу в наш онлайн эмоциональные нотки!
Поливанов вспоминает, как он однажды вел текстовый онлайн фехтования, в котором ничего не понимал. Сейчас примерно то же: только что объяснил ему разницу между iOS и OS X.
Я просто понял, что Apple и в подметки не годится нашим « Эльбрусам ».
Злой ты, Султан!
…а потом набирают обратно. Спекулянты эти Apple, как пить дать
На всякий случай открыл вкладку, где показываются котировки Apple. Вдруг каааак объявят что-нибудь, и они сразу рванут вверх. Обычно, впрочем, бывает ровно наоборот — во время презентаций акции дешевеют.
А гендиректор Mail.Ru Group Дмитрий Гришин непатриотично ждет Apple Music. Купите уже подписку на «Яндекс.Музыку», Дмитрий!

Журналисты ждут от WWDC приблизительно вот этого . А если по-русски — то вот этого . Честно сказать, некоторые слова из этих обзоров мне и самому непонятны, но все равно внушает.
Судя по надписям на стене, расскажут сегодня про iOS 9, новую Mac OS X и обновление для операционной системы для часов (ну и очередища там, никуда не годится).
Good evening! Меня зовут Саша Поливанов, я обычно веду в «Медузе» всякие футбольно-хоккейные онлайны, но сегодня Султан пригласил меня поработать на конференции Apple, ну и я не смог отказаться. Тем более что мне как раз надо заменить мой старенький Samsung чем-нибудь поновее. Может, «айфоном»? Чем дольше живу, тем больше убеждаюсь, что это все-таки очень крутой смартфон.
Hello! Меня зовут Султан и я уже который год веду текстовые трансляции мероприятий Apple, а на айфон так и не накопил.
Сегодня не ждем ничего суперинтересного, поэтому я буду давить скепсис и презрение к Apple изо всех щелей.