Mission of banknotes

They transfer from Omsk: the first batch of fresh toilet paper went on sale there. A soft product made of one hundred percent cellulose, according to the manufacturer, should please not only Afedron, but also the eye and the soul of the client. For on paper, as reported in a press release, "the main provisions of the document on restrictive measures to Russia adopted by the EU are printed ..." The packaging depicts Obama, Merkel and Cameron. The goods are available under the brand "Our answer".

This is also called "sarcasm."

In fact, as patriotic Omsk and other Russians, still react to sanctions? The Iskanders were already laughing, the time has come, tearing their stomachs, to have fun to people. A man enters after a hearty dinner where the king travels on foot, and he is directly excreting with laughter. He raises his mood, and every day, many times. You can still drive guests there, neighbors, neighbors. Because still a rather expensive pleasure, about 1000 rubles for two rolls. Not everyone can afford, because of these sanctions of the damned.

However, this is fun for ordinary people, with their ingenuous humor and innocent posterior thought. People with a more complex spiritual organization laugh differently and in completely different places. In America, let's say, or in France. Where sanctions were also taken out, but the damage was inflicted such that you will not get off with a sparkling sorting joke. That is why their sarcasm is bitter, sad, ambiguous. You will not immediately grab who the wounded person laughs at.

Take, for example, Academician Andranik Migranan, director of the Russian Institute of Democracy and Cooperation located in New York. The academician was engaged in a very important and clearly loved thing: he defended the rights of an American person. That is, he elevated his voice in defense of the local persecuted and denounced a vice under the mask of hypocrisy. True, he denounced quite quietly, but at home, exhausting in a foreign land according to a free word, sometimes he produced such a splash that he was amazed with amazement in the world press. When he praised , if you remember, the early student Audolf Hitler’s early student Anschlies and said that it would be a new Bismarck to be Fuhrer when he stopped in time. In general, it was worthily represented Russia in the international arena.

Now all this is in the past. Since the institute is closing , there is nothing to guess about the reasons. Merkel and Obama brought our country to his sanctions to the point that the best foreign agents have to recall. Save on Migrains! “The mission is finished,” the academician drops and finally says words that are completely unthinkable in his lips. “The situation with human rights in the United States has become better,” he says, and we understand that this is probably black humor of incredible concentration. And here, as a sin, the US Supreme Court legalized same -sex marriages , and it’s scary to even think that Andranik Movsesovich could say if he was asked.

Although, of course, a stranger soul is a dark, and the emerging problems with financing from the federal budget could have been in some paradoxical way to affect his beliefs. It is not excluded that the political scientist was very stuck with his heart to New York and therefore laughs partly at himself. Or even gives someone some signal. Here, they say, for so many years he stood up for the rights of the Americans and has already achieved serious success, and then suddenly the money ended. Meanwhile, in the world of purely, everything, as you know, is sold and bought, starting from foreign political scientists. And if Migranans these days reviews their attitude to Obama, Merkel, Putin, Hitler and other figures, then in the gall joke he also sounds a plaintive note. It is only necessary to listen as it should, and wait for what will happen to him next. Will it stay or return?

And it happens that a person is not at all laughing, even through tears. Thus, Natalya Narochnitskaya, who heads the Paris branch of the Russian Institute, reacts to fresh budget news from Moscow. Tashingly reacts. Natalya Alekseevna is looking for sponsors and, unlike a depressed academician, is working on optimizing expenses. In other words, she is ready to suck salaries to her employees, but somehow she still can not quit. A cream man, Narodnitsky doubtful jokes does not allow himself that the situation with human rights in France has become better, will never say. While she protects these rights in France, the situation can only become worse. Actually, for this, Natalya Alekseevna works in the womb of Paris, and if the last sponsor refuses her salary, she will inform from Moscow that the situation was simply unbearable.

They are so different people: that Omsk businessman who decided to weld a dough on sanctions; that academician in New York, mourning his woeful fate; That unbending human rights activist who is ready, in addition to jokes, fight for our traditional values ​​anywhere. At least in the den of the enemy, at least in the current show by Solovyov. However, there is something uniting them all of them - such unlike, motley, suffering.

This is, firstly, patriotism - purely external, measured in American dollars or Omsk rubles, or genuine, suffered in battles with enemies, no matter. Secondly, the effectiveness of the very sanctions to which the provincial business has found such a successful application. For Russian consumers, "restrictive measures" turn out with a fresh find in the field of import substitution, and this is good. For consumers of the Western, this is due to the prospect of never seeing the best, talented our special propagandists - which is also not bad. In the end, they are more necessary at home, and the income of the Omsk craftsmen will probably increase many times if their goods are unobtrusively advertised, cursing sanctions, experienced invitations.