DNO or foros?

Ritual burning of food, like sexual intercourse, cannot last too long. The French call an orgasm La Petite Mort ("Little Death"). So we will soon have a small political corpse. Farewell will be short -lived. We throw it with mud and go home - to interpret it under the noise that it would be time to put the end of the disgrace, which is already soon, they say, we will begin to starve ...

In the memoirs of Vertinsky, I, as a schoolboy, first met the word "cocaine". The artist was treated to General Slashchev, a prototype of General Khludov from the Bulgakov "Run". Alcohol, you know, had bored, stopped putting it. Meanwhile, in Russia since 1915, a dry law has been in force. But then for commoners! Intelligent people freely used themselves with brandy, champagne and other "sanctions drinks" ...

A hundred years later everything is repeated. According to the Echo of Moscow survey , the Russians are 90% sure that Vladimir Putin does not disdain forbidden food. What can we say about the delicate stomachs of ordinary aristocrats! This is a time -tested recipe for a revolutionary situation: the elites are burning, burning, burning, and then bam! - Bread did not reach the capital's bakery, and the sovereign was stuck at the bottom of the bottom ... An excellent toponym, by the way! It sounds very modern! Even more modern than foros ...

For Russia to get out of an impasse, someone must answer for broken pots

Actually, one of these two scenarios will be implemented in the very near future. Most likely, in September - between August and October. More precisely, in the first half of September (not in vain, the former Minister of Transport Levitin proposed extending school holidays for two weeks).

And what else remains? In order for Russia to get out of an impasse, someone must answer for broken pots. Putin would like to blame everything in the environment, the environment - in Putin. All the absurdities of today's agenda are a consequence of this hidden martial arts. Putin tries to depict idleness and non -involvement in current affairs. Either he has Vladimir Red Sun, then Joseph Blatter, then sharks and piranhas at VDNH. And in general, the president is currently going to a scientific expedition to the Crimea. The request is not to disturb the trifles.

But the Putin's environment is grated kalachi. Therefore, in the eyes of the population, Putin today is not a carefree resort, but Airis II Targarien (also known as the "Mad King"), burning wild fire with everything that turns up by the arm: pork, crutches, bandages, condoms. There is no doubt that inventive nobles will give vivid illustrations of Putin's madness every day. A little later, when the client matures, interruptions in food will begin in Moscow. And there, even to the station, the bottom is a stone's throw ...

Of course, Putin does not suit such a situation. He needs not the bottom, but Foros. But, on the other hand, the conspiracy of the environment Putin on the hand. It remains to wait for them to put the loop around the neck and tighten the knot.

So, playing each in their game, they will reach the moment when Putin is finally believed that he is the “second Gorbachev”, and his courtiers that he is “second Nicholas II”. Putin will sign a piece of paper with a simple pencil, Mrs. Poklonskaya will confirm that his "renunciation in favor of his brother" (Medvedeva) is a letter of a letter, and then the moment of truth will come.

Of course, the old authorities will try to put the chairs in a new way and promises all sisters in earrings. Plus the debunking of the "Putin personality cult". Plus, a tense creative search for scapegoats and thunderbers (the main candidate is the Russian Orthodox Church). If the elites are hesitated at this moment, the Putin elite will have good chances to maintain their position. True, not for long. Because they will not be able to finish the war, withdraw the country out of international isolation and eliminate the consequences of Putinism. At the same time, they have no sufficient power resource to keep the country in obedience. So, Russia will quickly be distinguished. Much faster than a hundred years ago the Russian Empire went into the spacing.

Another option is GKChP-2. The "new old government" immediately reveals its fictitious character. Security officials and regional authorities come out of submission. The conspirators are arrested. Putin is returned. But only so that he voluntarily rescuing his powers. Then everything is like 24 years ago ...

I compare these two options and I can’t understand: which one is better?

Vladimir Golyshev - Publicist and playwright

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