Woe is not food

Twenty tons of pepper and three tons of beef. Two tons of fruit. Twenty tons of cheese. Party of Polish apples weighing 650 kilograms. Crushed with a tractor. Burned. Somehow they were still "destroyed", but, of course, "in compliance with environmental norms." Now this news is in a continuous stream - from the Smolensk, Bryansk, Orenburg regions, from Novosibirsk, etc., and the pictures in the frame on the guestelekanals are more or less the same, and it is clear that the viewers will feed such pictures for quite some time. The viewer should get used to it soon.

The habit is given to us from above, it is said in one old novel, and here, as the authorities hopes, the same case.

As for those to whom the charm of power and its decrees does not apply, their fate is deplorable. For the picture, laying in a number of other unbearable spectacles, inspires disgust and horror that you will not get used to. The main trouble is that over the past 15 years the so -called disagreements, otherwise normal people, not only exhausted the supply of suitable comments - they say, a madhouse and different other words - but almost ceased to understand what was happening. The noisy recent celebration of the 60th anniversary of the Living Classic Sorokin and a stormy discussion of the congratulatory Putin's telegram addressed to the hero of the day is clear confirmation of this. Everything came true, yes, but to live inside the "norm", "day of the oprichnik", "telluria" and other masterpieces - the lesson is tiring and hopeless. After all, the character is not given to comprehend what the author is doing with him.

However, the character does not need this, and a living person always reaches for knowledge, so arranged. He still believes, albeit with his last strength, to the rationality of the world order and is trying to find the meaning in what is happening before his eyes. It is too difficult for a living person to realize that what is happening does not have any meaning or at least intent. And if the authorities, as if quite Osatanev, issues a decree "On the destruction of food", then a normal person has a question: is there any, for example, a cunning concept? Let it be crazy, but also logical in your own way.

Some versions have already been expressed on this subject. The most radical was proposed by Oleg Kashin, who looked at what was happening through the eyes of a conspiracyologist. “Just imagine,” he turned to the readers of the patriotic publication, “that they want to burn not food,” but militias and volunteers who died in the east of Ukraine. Readers of the patriotic publication presented and reacted accordingly. Orhan Jemal expressed the most obvious: Putin "freaks out", scaring Russian citizens, and he is perhaps closer to the truth. I only want to add that not only compatriots, but the whole world strive in the Kremlin. Putin freak out strictly according to the schedule, when, together with his advisers, he leans to the idea that it was time to freak out.

It seems that the Presidential Administration has long been created in the environmental environment, where the most creative is taken, and sometimes they are invited by honored masters of this sport. Such as lifelong our sanitary doctor Onishchenko, who recently called for the ban on foreign condoms . A separate line in the personnel reserve is prescribed a deputy corps, starting with the most striking and unforgettable people's deputies. Power bodies and important ministries are involved. However, the Kremlin creators serve the guarantor itself most effective.

The purpose of their work boils down to inspire one simple thought to humanity: the king went crazy, and should not contact him, the owner of the nuclear button. Actually, all laws of recent years, punitive actions and statements of officials, unthinkable without signature, visa or oral approval of the president, serve this idea. Take, for example, a recent challenge for interrogation "in the case of the murder" of 82 -year -old Boris Moiseevich Khodorkovsky is a pure kind of madness. But in the framework of this strategy, it was a step well -thought -out and an effective act. Creatively thinking employees of the environmental gasket department again proved that Russian authorities are able to literally for everything and are ready to take anyone in hostage - at least a Ukrainian pilot, deputy PACE, even father Mikhail Khodorkovsky. And this was the idea.

It seems that after the next American sanctions, a new fall in the ruble and oil prices, brainstorming on the topic "What kind of wild dirty tricks should be made?" They are held in the Kremlin almost every day. The imagination finishes the young genius, of these, you know, the early ones, who was the first to say: “Why do we, comrades, have such weak counter -sanctions? And let's press these damned cheeses and apples with tractors and ... burn !!” Probably, they first looked at him as a madman, but then they looked again, recognized as their own, reported upstairs, Vladimir Vladimirovich liked it - and here you have a picture on TV.

Twenty tons of pepper and three tons of beef. Two tons of fruit. Twenty tons of cheese. Party of Polish apples weighing 650 kilograms. Tractors at the training ground. The mind is incomprehensible "mobile crematoriums". And this is the terribly creative statement of Alekseenko from Rosselkhoznadzor, who objected to those humanists who suggested eating the subject to the borders: "This is how many feces will be if all this is eaten!" Well, judge for yourself, is it worth it to conflict with the country that has such a witty representative? A capable, standing on the ears in shit, to fight feces.

Another question is how these breathtaking games in insanity are reflected in the health of the creative Kremlin class. Led by Vladimir Vladimirovich. Not to mention the simple, familiar to the whole public, which in the eating of fires can gradually see something of its own, invisible to either the authorities or the unfinished normal people, busy unraveling the last secrets of being. The whole world of hungry and slaves may not understand the beloved leader. Between us, this is a terrible question, especially in such times when the economy is at a discharge, prices are rising, and for some reason the products are burned. Moreover, by decree of the same Putin who defeated all the enemy peoples - and undertook to fight with his own? This is a tragic question, and the answer to it can be so intelligible that the meaning of what is happening will be comprehended at once, it will be too late.