From the works of the righteous

So you imagine this scene. Kremlin, February 2014. The monarch, which does not look away from the direct broadcast of the Espreso TB channel from the Maidan. And the courtyard, reading the omnipotent text of the secret decree.

"To calm the rebellious crests, Vladislav Yuryevich Surkov, the presidential assistant, and Vladimir Petrovich Lukin, the Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Ambassador, will not come out of them, I will instruct them to be reassured by SHYUG Sergey Kuzhegetovich, Army General and Emergency Situations ..."

• What is it - "yak with them"? - the Almighty will ask before putting a signature.

• And this is to be closer to reality, Vladimir Vladimirovich will explain the responsible for the Maidan. - So they talk in Kyiv there. The business is, savages-sir!

• You just put the point in the right place, foolishly! - The invincible will remind. - And then we will have another extraordinary and plenipotentiary - Yakuni ... And, by the way, why not? Do we send him for fertile fire? We send! Bring? Bring! Washing a spark? Washing! So what is not an ambassador? So figs with her with a point.

So in the Russian tablets about the ranks glorified by the second lieutenant, both the Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the Yakuni ambassador appeared. The joke of humor was very useful to the ambassador, which could hardly find on the map of the Kaliningrad region, when he decided to present this wonderful region in the no less wonderful upper house of the Russian parliament - the House of I ampols, who allowed their leader to start a war with a neighboring country. In order to become a cannibal and enjoy your favorite dishes, it is necessary to live in the entrusted region for at least five years. But if you are an ambassador, you can live in a more decent place: somewhere in Italy or in France. And it is possible in the shibust storage. Senator Yakuni took advantage of his right with all confidence.

In general, seriously, the story with the expulsion of Yakunin from the train is an illustration of rare legal idiocy. It is clear that the opponents of the owner of all the locomotives of Russia were finally able to convince the chairman of the cooperative to replace Yakunin with someone more decent. But why is the Federation Council, if Yakunin has no right to be there? And why do the authorities with such confidence claim that Yakunin will get there? After all, for this - even if you admit that Yakunin has the right to become a candidate for senators - a candidate for the post of head of the Kaliningrad region Tsukanov must, firstly, win in nationwide elections in the region, and secondly, to choose from the list of the member of the Federation Council of Yakunin. And when Yakunin is confidently called the future member of the Council and even discuss what position the retired Kaganovich will take in the upper house, they are thus signed by both Kaliningraders and for the new governor.

But the focus is that Yakunin has no right to get into the Council of People's Commissars in accordance with the existing procedures. Rather, he still has one opportunity - to become a member of the Council by decree of the president . But Putin, for inexplicable reasons, does not want to issue such a decree. And then the rape of the law begins. Rather, his gross fake. It is clear that Yakunin has no embassy rank. Even Lavrov could not confirm the presence of this rank - and the head of the foreign ministry submits the candidates for the president. Moreover, a list of all existing emergency and plenipotentiary ambassadors of Russia has been published on the website of the Russian Foreign Ministry. This list is compiled in alphabetical order and ends with the surname Yakovlev. Yakovlev, not Yakunin.

To argue that Yakunin could receive this rank secretly is complete nonsense, because according to the Decree of the President of Russia "On the procedure for assigning and preserving diplomatic ranks and on establishing a monthly allowance for official salary for a diplomatic rank" on October 15, 1999, the rank of ambassador is assigned to persons holding the positions of the Minister of Foreign Affairs, the first deputy of this minister, the general director of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the ambassador to a special instructions, director of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the Russian Federation (in a foreign state), a permanent representative (representative, permanent observer) of Russia under an international organization. Yakunin never held a single similar position. He is not an ambassador, and the documents submitted on his behalf to the election commission of the Kaliningrad region is a rude and dull fake, proving that the Russian government spits on its own laws and decrees from the high bell tower.

However, the second lieutenant Kizhe made a no less dizzying career in Pavlovskaya Russia than the ambassador and senator Yakuni in Putinskaya.