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Beekeepers against cyclists
The bicycle is extremism, and the sneakers undermine Russian beekeeping - strange prohibitions are disassembled on social networks
Important legislative news: having made Kafka and Orwell by the past, the Russian government reached Remarque. More precisely - to the famous joke from the "black obelisk":
- See! - Henry exclaims with bitterness, addressing Rizenfeld. - Therefore, we lost the war! Our slaughtered intelligentsia and Jews are to blame for everything.
“And cyclists,” adds Rizenfeld.
- What does cyclists have to do with it? - In turn, Henry is surprised.
- And what does Jews have to do with it? - answers the question of the question of Risenfeld.
Sounded about cyclists. It's time to understand - we have black humor always self -filled prophecy
And what, the bicycle can be a terrible anti -state weapon.
In Khanty-Mansiysk, cyclists almost crushed the acting governor Komarov http://t.co/txomzvnhfk pic.twitter.com/aqchjon9zh
- IA Yugrapro (@ugrapro) August 22, 2015If seriously, the government commission on billing activities decided to equate the bikes and setting of tents to rallies. In detail about the new idea , RBC tells :
The bill proposes to consider group movements on any vehicles as demonstrations if it is assumed “organized public expression of public moods” and the use of posters, banners and “other means of visual agitation”.
Any shares with the participation of cars, bicycles, motorcycles, mopeds, tractors and any self -propelled machines will be subject to the law, they are all assigned to the operating rules of the road. On drivers of wheelchairs, owners of scooters, roller boards and skates, the law will not spread. <...>
The placement of “collected structures” near the picket objects, according to the bill, will be considered pickets. We are talking about setting up tents and tent towns in public places, the explanatory note to the bill of the Ministry of Internal Affairs says. It will not matter to the police whether there is any symbolism or visual agitation on such structures-the design will be considered a sign of the picket in itself, follows from the text of the bill. <...>
In an explanatory note to the bill, runs and tent towns are called "new forms of mass protest actions." In 2014, performances with the installation of tents in public places took place in Bashkiria, Belgorod, Moscow, Rostov, Chelyabinsk regions, according to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. During 126 events in 27 regions, 1.5 thousand cars were used, it was also said in an explanatory note. Now the organization of such shares is not regulated, follows from the document. “Under certain conditions and circumstances, such actions can develop into spontaneous speeches, group and massive violations of public order,” the authors of the project said.
Newsru.com briefly outlines Opinions of the Duma fractions and experts:
If the document reaches the State Duma, then United Russia will support it, promised the first deputy chairman of the faction of Franz Klintsevich. The Communist Party indicated that such initiatives “have nothing to do with rallies” and should not be coordinated, and the LDPR specified that the main thing is to clearly register.
The head of the cycle transport union, Igor Nalkimov calls the law "absurd." And the coordinator of the movement of motorists "Blue buckets" Peter Shkumatov said that if the action is political in nature, then it now brings problems to the organizers.
The curator of the Let's Bike it project Vladimir Kumov says Moscow on the air of the radio station:
We always coordinate our bicycle parades. A long -thousandth event according to the laws of Moscow cannot be held without it. But it seems to me that this initiative will cause a lot of troubles for activists in the regions, because, unfortunately, there, the city authorities, as a rule, prohibit bicycle parades. I do not support this initiative and think that it will be harmful to cycling.
Cyclist? Demonstrator? Spy? In prison! The government supported the idea of equating cyclists with the protesters: http://t.co/z6fq2cnut
- PAWEL WIXNIEWSKI (@taxfreelt) August 25, 2015
The Government of the Russian Federation approved the idea of equating cycles with protests, let's equate the queues, traffic jams on the roads Pic.twitter.com/cyvlqfza4h
- Man (@Sheloveshek182) August 26, 2015 Today, bicycle races were equated to rallies. Hagestegs equate tomorrow. Then - spring grass shoots and three men on a cart. No Maidan!
- Mikhail Grigoryev (@mikaelrus) August 26, 2015 The government agreed to recognize bike races of protest; And the demonstration of the bicycle is a means of agitation. And the bicycle is extremism
- antimil_net (@antimil_net) August 26, 2015 Hooray! Bicycle races in Russia are equated with protests! And the line in the restroom to the rebellion? https://t.co/cikjmzbsao
- crazy maid (@buggybugler) August 25, 2015 @tjournal do not ride three, do not break the tents.
- Fox (@fox_press) August 25, 2015 The Government of the Russian Federation ranked bicycle races for demonstrations, and the installed tents - to pickets. Now we are stuck on watermelons on pickets.
- #MDK (18+) (@mudakoff) August 25, 2015 Next in line Wedding motorcades: Putin decided to equate bike rackets with protest shares
- Katya Morozova (@johnoyoyesuz) August 26, 2015 Omsk cyclists were not afraid of the police attempts to equate the bike races ... http://t.co/ucacylzgsv
- This is Omsk (@omsk_e) August 26, 2015 Jews and cyclists are to blame for everything. The Jews left, there were cyclists. https://t.co/2thmt1cqor
- Timofey Vetrov (@timvetrov) August 25, 2015 Cycles are traveling along a bicycle bike lobe, bored at a traffic light. OMON run out, they beat them with batons and stuff them into a car zak. #future
- Constantine (@ckonovalov) August 25, 2015Now they came for cyclists. The rallies will be considered not only auto, but also bicycle races.
If the police notice in them the “organized public expression of public moods”, then everything is Kutuzka, a fine, and malicious cyclists are not far from prison. Let me remind you that if desired (and it will, of course, will be) the mood of the mood is easy to calculate any flag on a bicycle. What can we say about hipster amusements like a bicycle excursion. This, of course, the expression of public moods in the form of admiring the city.
And yes, all kinds of bike races there in support of sick children are also the same article. In vain, only Sobyanin tried with his bike paths - he prepared, one might say, a track for the Maidan. Well, nothing, in vain the entire center of Moscow is chopped, it’s not like a bicycle - you won’t pass on the tank. By the way, maybe then digging?
So colleague Klintsevich will not say in vain: "The situation is now such that we must provide for such things in the legislation."
The only thing here is a half -timer. They remembered the cars, about bicycles - and scooters? Or videos? And what is the revolutionary potential in skateboards?! I do not want to upset the government, but there are still such sneakers with built -in wheels - “Hilis” are called. Here the liberal just walked - and is already going on the heel. Come on. But I'm sure this will be finalized for the second reading.
Smart people wrote the bill, they see a lot in advance: “Under certain conditions and circumstances, such actions can grow into spontaneous speeches, group and massive violations of public order.” Under certain conditions! Cancer on the mountain whistles after the rain on Thursday - and now the bicycles were lined up with a column, for sure - the fifth! Keep and not let go!
What else? There is a danger that the opposition will master the row on the canoe in the sewage. Here, too, you should think.
Another topical proposal continues the topic of import substitution beloved by the Russians. The newspaper "Izvestia" says :
Russian beekeepers turned to the Ministry of Agriculture for help in order to increase the potential of the country's beep economy. As the President of the Russian National Union of beekeepers Arnold Butov told Izvestia, it is extremely important to support the Russian beekeeping industry in a grocery embargo, which is why they asked the head of the Ministry of Agriculture Alexander Tkachev to minimize the purchase of foreign sweets. In return, beekeepers promised the Minister of Agriculture to "fill Russia with honey."
- We turned to the head of the Ministry of Agriculture on the issue of import substitution. They asked to reduce the purchase of foreign sweets. We have honey, and we use the potential of our industry by only 10%. With the slightest support of the state, we will fill Russia with honey. Now the whole world is turning away from sneakers. When there was the World Cup in Germany, the Football Federation of this country ordered honey, propolis, royal milk and perga. And we only had sneakers, ”Arnold Butov is ironic.
Russian shoes asked to limit the import of Western shoes and promised to fill in Russia with bast shoes
- Smirnov (@ssmirnov) August 26, 2015 Russian tombs asked to limit the import of Western products and promised to fill in Russia with coffins
- Smirnov (@ssmirnov) August 26, 2015 Russian manure producers demanded to limit the import of Western products and promised to fill the country with domestic manure.
- Anton SEMAKIN (@antonsemakin) August 26, 2015 I know a bunch of people who have the wildest allergy to honey. Yes, I myself do not like him, I only eat when I get sick. But these are all some enemies of Russia, apparently
- Tatyana Solomin (@solominatiana) August 26, 2015 Russian beekeepers from the Institute of Beekeeping promised to solve the problem of cheese and honey. “Give us Lenin,” they asked.
- Roszhirirnadzor (@cunst_antin) August 26, 2015 Russian manufacturers promise to double the production of products.
- Roszhirirnadzor (@cunst_antin) August 26, 2015 Oh, yes baby! Rashi beekeepers ask the Ministry of Agriculture to limit the import of foreign sweets! Fucking Swiss chocolate when there is your honey?
- Angry Odessa (@zloy_odessit) August 26, 2015 @Vrsoloviev, let them first reduce the price of these beekeepers-patriots, and then what Nib declares. Vera had a solid intention to buy honey.
- Dmitry ILF (@dmitry_ilf) August 26, 2015 Vata is already introducing sanctions against herself. Sneakers sold in almost all of the CIS are produced in Russia by the company of Mars LLC.
- Sosoothelist (@Writeblogpost) August 26, 2015We even found out - there are those who guessed a few days ago!
Who is next in line for beekeepers? Breeders <pubic lice>? By the way, the ban on detergents is also on hand.
It is interesting, but in Russia there is now at least one field of production in which high -quality goods are produced at a normal price, and not afraid for this reason, importing imports and not urging all other suppliers to ban? In my opinion, the craving for prohibition is a sincere recognition in its own failure and the inability to produce at least something decent. They cannot compete, they want to force the consumer to buy shit.
Sorry, but how tired (here I have a more appropriate non -normative word) all these freaks who want to "streamline" the assortment of my refrigerator. Indicate what I have, in what volume, whose production <...>
I myself will determine how to "bother" my stomach. I do not need their advice, prohibitions and other stormy meager activities at my expense!
An important retreat: in one of the cities of the Kaliningrad region, he watched an amazing picture (sorry that he didn’t take a picture), like a “patriot” (there was a T -shirt with the most “polite” man in the world; how adult men can put on such junk, it was better to place his beloved face “on his chest”), he bought a Polish “forbid” (sausages, cheese, sweets), rejoicing that prices are rejoicing that prices are rejoicing that prices It is multiplying lower than in Russian stores for similar domestic goods, which are very inferior to quality ...
What to take from these "patriots"?!
The final conclusions do not shine with optimism.
In stores, they seize imported household chemicals, bulldozers press products, in the riot police and police parks, they attack peacefully walking people (simply because they were “shaking”), the bicycle races are now regarded as an offense, they are absolutely invisible for 20 years, and real criminals are produced at UDO (or not planted at all). And so on...
They tell me that soon the people will burst patience, and everything will end. But, faced with many people, listening to their reasoning, I, unfortunately, come to the opposite conclusion: the blind people will never see.
PS. I would be glad if someone convinced me. But something is impossible to convince.
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Ivan Belyaev
Social Networks Editor Radio Liberty