Mediafiya. It rushed!

"Well, have you rested?" - the state asked carefully.

Well, who, who, some rested, who did not have time, but in general we can assume that they had a rest, the population answered unnecessarily.

Okay, in any case, you had time, well, and now everything - who did not hide, is not to blame - with these words the state moved the switch of the lies generator and hatred from the margin “Moderate mode” to the “Complete power” mark. The population first shuddered, as if from an electric shock, cramped a little in cramps, then her body stretched out relaxed, a glazed gaze stopped on the screen, a thick stream stretched from the corner of his mouth ... Well, it rushed! - the state sighed heavily ...

The new television season began with the film “Pataloganatomy of Protest”, which was shown on 09/04/2015 in the program “Extraordinary Investigation” on the NTV channel. In the film, an activist of the protest movement of 2011-2012 Leonid Razvoszhaev, who currently serves his 4.5 years, “exposes” his former comrades.

The purpose of the film is to convince viewers that the entire protest movement, as well as independent civil associations of Russia, are funded by the US State Department, which gives them instructions for the destabilization of Russia.

In the center of the film, memories of events on May 6, 2012. The creators of this audio-visual product use the following evidence that the events of May 6, 2012 were funded by foreign puppeteers. It turns out that the “Committee of May 6” received money from abroad. To confirm this crime, the NTV employee is pestering the mothers of the Prisoners of Bolotnaya, trying to convince them that they received assistance from the “Committee of May 6” in dollars. In addition, some payments are given in which the foreign fund transfers money to the “Committee of May 6”.

It is not even important that people related to the “May 6 Committee” have already proved the falsehood of these “documents” shown, since the specialists in fakes from NTV were cheating and could not correctly reproduce the name of the addressee in the Latin. The main thing is different. The authors of the leaving fake violated not only the norms of journalism, morality and law, they were not in the wretches with the fundamental laws of the universe. The reason should arise before the investigation, and not after it. Time does not know how to flow back. The “May 6 Committee” arose as a result of the events of May 6, therefore, it could not be a reason, which means that the source of its financing with the events of May 6 is in no way connected. If only the lecturers were not able to find a new device of the universe.

For those who were on May 6, 2012 in Bolotnaya (the author of these lines was), it is obvious that everything that is shown and said in the next NTV product is a lie and absurdity. In prison, Razvozhaev reports that the day before, a “small closed organizing committee” took place, at which it was decided to transfer a rally from Bolotnaya to the square in front of the Drumber cinema, provoking large riots in the center of Moscow. “Twitter” by Alexei Navalny is a catalyst, ”Leonid Razvozzhaev, his former colleague in the protest movement.

To manage with the help of Twitter a crowd of several tens of thousands of people, being in the thick of this crowd, this is such an art, possessing which the bulk could control the world.

For any participant in the events of May 6, the confusion of the leaders of the protest movement at the climax of these events was visible. Everyone saw the bewildered Boris Nemtsov, who first went to the rostrum on Bolotnaya and tried to gather everyone at the rally in the planned place and, only making sure that the crowd could simply physically squeeze through the bottleneck, left by dense rows of “astronauts” for passage to the square, called to turn back. So there was simply no “little closed committee” on the eve.

For any participant in the events of May 6, the cause of the collision was obvious, namely, the provocation of the “law enforcement officers” who drove the many thousands of the crowd into this “bottleneck” and clamped it in it. For everyone who ended up in this crush, the provocative role of several dozen young people in masks, which organized breakthroughs of the “astronauts”, was obvious. The belonging of these disguised ones became obvious after not one of them was detained by an amazing coincidence, although for the security forces the appearance of the civilian mascot should have been a wonderful guideline. None of these provocateurs was subsequently arrested by the court, despite the abundance of video materials that captured every second of “swamp events” in all conceivable angles.

It is unlikely that anyone has the right to condemn Leonid Razvoszhaev for agreeing to play the main role in the next NTV fake. The man whom the heirs of Yezhov and Beria abducted at the gates of the OSCE Embassy in Kyiv, secretly took to Russia, where they kept it for three months, unknown where, without access to him, lawyers and relatives, may just break.

As for representatives of the opposition and civil society organizations, they were all taught to all who are already in the account of the lesson: never talk with NTV employees (with employees of other federal channels, you can’t communicate either, but the endings are still the very bottom.) You can’t even talk to them, they can’t even answer a simple question, because if an employee of NTV is an hour, and you answer by simplicity: “Twenty is twenty-fifteen:“ Twenty is twenty Thirty ”, then be sure that in the next“ patternatomy of betrayal ”you will see yourself, which, to the question:“ How many thousands of dollars your organization usually receives for preparing and conducting terrorist attacks? ”, With cynical calm, answers:“ Twenty - thirty ”. All the other details of your criminal activity, in which you have just gleaned the millions of outraged fellow citizens, will describe in the film without you.

Counter -testing

The NTV channel in the new season clearly declares its disagreement for the role of the third in a large propaganda three. Andrei Norkin, who last season tried to compete with Solovyov on Russia-1 and Tolstoy on Channel One, undoubtedly, did not justify hopes. It was clear to everyone that a person was trying. He lies about the “cut offs”, which Ukrainians send relatives to Donetsk by mail. It is pounced on any opponent, interrupted, lies, specially invited to the studio of crazy people. Yes, yes, and again yes. And still, only a firm four for diligence and zeal. And on the federal channel we need excellent students. It is necessary that hatred pouring a storm of stream from the screen. So that in the thick streams of lies, pearls of the leader’s sincerity sparkle, so that he seemed to be a preacher of this very lies.

And such a sincere preacher of hatred and lies, namely Maxim Shevchenko, became one of the main persons of NTV in the new season. Unlike the previous seasons, when NTV was obviously inferior to the Sunday Prime-Time for its other competitors, this season it was decided to give them a battle in the clean field, and NTV took an attacking position. Shevchenko’s program “Point” begins at 19.00, then, immediately, the program of Sergei Minaev “The majority”, into which the same Shevchenko immediately comes to her.

The calculation that lovers of combing the sores of the Imperial and Xenophobia, starting at 19.00 to find out from Shevchenko, what the dollar and the Arabs are driving up there, continue to watch Minaev until 21.30, after they, having already received a charge of hatred, will be able to console the worried soul with the next “cop wars”, and Kiselov with Solovyov will be left without a fair share of the familiar audience.

Shevchenko’s competitive advantages were fully manifested in the debut issue of the Point program of 09/06/2015. And the main of these advantages are sincerity and agile faith in that concentrated lie and hatred of the enemies that he carries from the screen. There are strong doubts that most viewers really believe in the sincerity of the same Solovyov. It is more likely to be a peculiar contract with a skilled magician with whom the viewer has a kind of contract: everyone, both the public and the artist know that now there will be a deception, and applaud how cleverly this deception is executed.

In the case of Shevchenko, when he begins to be bore from hatred, Stanislavsky arises in the corner of the television and nods sadly: I believe, I believe this. It is clear that the imaginary Konstantin Sergeyevich does not believe that the nonsense nonsense of Shevchenko is true, but that Shevchenko himself believes in this nonsense.

At first, in the "Point" they discussed the Arab invasion of Europe. In addition to Shevchenko, there were nationalist Konstantin Krylov and the left publicist Kagarlitsky. This, by the way, is another competitive advantage of Shevchenko - he does not take experts from a greasy television deck. Both of his guests are not frequent visitors to the federal current shows.

And they did not fail. Karelitsky instantly said that what is happening in Europe is a continuation of what was in 1941-1945. Shevchenko immediately picked up this idea and diagnosed: "This is the fascist of Europe." Apparently, all the NTV spectators need to give out special dictionaries and separately prepared textbooks of history and geography before watching the “Points”, which will explain what “fascizing Europe” is in relation to the process of salvation of hundreds of thousands of people trying to hide from what is happening in their countries.

Nationalist Krylov was also on top. He stated that one should not exaggerate the “humanism” of Europe. And then he gave a sample of true “humanity”, demanding “give refugees weapons and send to fight in Syria”. The idea of ​​the nationalist Krylov is especially good in that among refugees there are a number of women, old people and children, as well as people who have nothing to do with Syria.

On that Sunday, Shevchenko was undoubtedly the main character of NTV. Those for a few minutes, while he was coming from his studio, where there was a shooting of the Point program to the program of Sergei Minaev’s program, “the majority” was unbearably boring and fresh in this program. The deputy Franz Klintsevich dullly muttered that the external management was introduced in Ukraine (and then, the NTV spectators have not yet learned this expression by heart: wake up any night and say, they say, where is the external management? Anyone will answer right away: in Ukraine, where else?). Producer Joseph Prigozhin dejectedly complained that he was now not allowed into Ukraine. But then a slightly outcast Shevchenko came running and raised a degree of discussion on the move, saying, saying that this shame has come to this Ukraine, that the criminal is going to appoint a prime minister.

The breathless Shevchenko had in mind the collection of signatures for the appointment of the Prime Minister of Ukraine Mikhail Saakashvili. Attempts by Ukrainian expert Pavel Zhovnirenko to explain that, firstly, to consider Saakashvili as a criminal at least before the court, which was not close, and secondly, that Saakashvili himself had already announced that he was not going to prime ministers of Ukraine. With his comments, the Ukrainian expert only raised Shevchenko, who immediately accused the expert Zhovnirenko that he was going to make the prime minister of Ukraine a foreigner, referring to the same Saakashvili. The attempts by expert Zhovnirenko to explain that Saakashvili has already accepted Ukrainian citizenship, so he was formally not a foreigner, he drowned in the bubes of deputy Klintsevich about the fact that in Ukraine there was external management, the clicks of the Dnrovsky politician with the indefinite status of Konstantin Dolgov, who shouted about the fact that the terrorist government was sitting in Kyiv, and the attempts of the leading Sergey Minayeva Minoeva. To declare a vote in the studio on the question: "Do the Ukrainian authorities control the situation in the country?"

The vote took place under the monotonous tambourine of the deputy Klintsevich about external management, so no one surprised no one when magic figures appeared on the screen: 86%-they believe that no, the Ukrainian authorities did not control anything, and the eternal 14% of renegades stubbornly go across society and believe that the Kyiv authorities still control something else.

After that, the presenter Minaev completed the program with an amazing phrase: "Despite the statements of politicians, we remain fraternal peoples." In the context of the whole program, a ordered laughter was to follow this phrase Minaev. Since there was no laughter, apparently, the sound engineer simply walked away at the wrong time.

Shapito

If in the new entertaining programs, largely thanks to the shinning of Shevchenko, some sincerity was visible, then the “Sunday evening with Vladimir Solovyov” has already completely switched to the category of art. To the extent that the provincial circus “Shapito” can be considered in.

The presenter Vladimir Soloviev combines in this “Shapito” functions of the director, an entertainer, the main clown and a parodist. Recently, Solovyov got into the halting of the Ukrainian language, which he clearly did not know, but he apparently seems to him that when he says “sho”, “boo” or “tyu-yu” and at the same time writhes a stupid face, then everyone should be very funny. A separate number of the program was the traditional participation of two Ukrainian experts, whom Soloviev apparently selected for a long time on the principle of complete inability to defend his point of view. As soon as one of them opens his mouth, Soloviev immediately begins to laugh, inviting everyone in the studio to join him. There are not enough kicks, slap and dousing with water from a large watering can, so that these scenes in the Sunday evening are already completely consistent with the classic circus number with the participation of one red and two white clowns.

The cheerful atmosphere of Sunday evening dated 09/06/2015 was overshadowed by one, but extremely unpleasant event for most participants in the show. Namely-the ceasefire in the southeast of Ukraine. Everyone understood that if it went further and the truce was strengthened, then the end of this television holiday would come to an end. Nobody needs all these roommates and other Dnrovites, as well as the long -term deputies of the Verkhovna Rada, like Levchenko, Kilingarov and Bondarenko, whom no one awaits in Ukraine.

An attempt to give an answer to the question why this bloody junta suddenly stopped shooting was made by a member of the Zinovievsky club Dmitry Kulikov. It turns out that this Merkel and Hollande was called to Poroshenko’s carpet and strictly forbade him to fight.

If Soloviev in his program often acts as a parodist and clown, then the deputy Nikonov mastered the role of the womb. Before giving a word to the deputy Nikonov, Soloviev tries to establish silence in the studio so that extraneous sounds do not interfere with the womb. When the deputy Nikonov took the word, the sound was heard not from his mouth, but from somewhere in the middle of the deputy body, and it was clear that not the deputy Nikonov said again, but his glorious grandfather would chop the minted truth-uterus with large slices: “There is no Ukrainian economy! Ukrainian law enforcement agencies - no! History goes where strong countries lead! Russia is a strong country, because it is on the side of the truth of history! The victory will be ... it is clear who. ” The last three words of the final phrase, the deputy Nikonov decided to finish himself, instead of his grandfather, and even smiled a little in a bewildered courage.

The second branch of “Shapito” by Vladimir Solovyov was dedicated, of course, Syria and refugees to Europe. In this department, political scientist Mikheev, the orientalist Satanovsky and the indispensable Zh.

Speaking that the new talk shows on NTV differed from the “Russia-1” programs with the sincerity of the hosts, I would not extend this competitive advantage to the program participants. For example, political scientist Mikheev, is a person, of course, sincere, and he spoke from a pure heart. Political scientist Mikheev honestly told how, why and why he does not like Europe. To begin with, he debunked the myth of European values, annoyingly noting that many “gangsters in Moscow, who are lamenting:“ Europe, Europe! ”Were infected with this harmful myth. But in fact, they (Europeans) relate to people as a material, not at all as people.

“The European path is the path to a hole from which it is impossible to get out!”, Political scientist Mikheev exclaimed with prophetic intonations. And he immediately reported the terrible news, which became undoubted evidence of collective suicide and insanity of Europeans: “I am forbidden to enter the EU!” And then he added with tears of resentment in his eyes: “But God knows who is allowed!” Then he announced with some tear: "I don't want to go there!" And he completed his piercing speech with a completely ancient curse: “Europe rolled into the abyss, and rightly to it!” And he added vindictively: "I have no sympathy for Europe." And again, the sad Stanislavsky silently nodded in the corner of the television screen: I believe.

Slide Solovyov could not miss such a pass and asked: “And if you are returned to the visa, will you have sympathy for Europe?”

The numbers performed by J. are somewhat boring and perceived to a greater extent as filling the pauses. “The Americans specifically destroyed the good regimes of Saddam and Gaddaffy, and now all Europeans will leave Europe to Canada, and they will give Europe to migrants from Africa,” Zh.

Then, for some reason, the orientalist Satanovsky took up arms against him: “All your friends, Mr. J. either hanged or lincin’s, but Assad, who was not your friend, is still alive.” Лет 15-20 назад после такой реплики востоковед Сатановский уже уворачивался бы от летящих в него предметов студийного инвентаря, а сегодня Ж. только злобно хмыкнул и вызова не принял. Стареет цирковой ветеран…

А вот востоковед Сатановский, напротив, набирает силу. Основной смысл его спичей был в том, что Европы, конечно, не будет, но главное, что это очень хорошо, поскольку, «если люди (европейцы) не могут понять, как устроен мир, значит, у них в голове нет мозгов».

А поскольку у востоковеда Сатановского мозги в голове явно присутствуют, он не преминул объяснить этому миру, как именно он устроен. «Меркель, — провозгласил востоковед Сатановский, — это не бундесканцлер, а рейхсканцлер». И добавил, чтобы всем было все понятно: «Её страна – это четвертый рейх». Жаль, конечно, что востоковед Сатановский не перечислил хотя бы главные преступления сегодняшней ФРГ и лично госпожи Меркель, которые дали ему основания ставить их в один ряд с нацистской Германией и Адольфом Гитлером.

Впрочем, Сатановский так возмущен поведением европейцев, что придумал для них просто адское наказание. «Я не езжу в Европу и не консультирую больше европейских политиков», — объявил свой приговор Европе востоковед Сатановский. В этот момент в студии воцарилась тишина, поскольку все присутствующие отчетливо поняли, что такого удара старушка Европа точно не переживет. Возможно, некоторым из участников дискуссии даже стало ее немного жалко.

Некоторое время назад я обещал в каждой «Медиафрении» сообщать какие-то хорошие новости из жизни российских медиа. Получалось не всегда, но в этот раз в «Медиафрении» есть светлая краска. Глубоко за полночь с воскресенья на понедельник в программе «Дежурный по стране» ведущий Максимов спросил Михаила Михайловича Жванецкого, который только что вернулся из Одессы, как он относится к назначению губернатором Одессы Михаила Саакашвили. Причем, вопрос был задан таким образом, что явно загонял «ответчика» в негативное русло: мол, величайшего одессита спрашиваем о назначении городским начальником человека, который вообще ни разу не одессит.

На что прекрасный Михал Михалыч ответил, что за то время своего губернаторства Саакашвили ликвидировал пять управлений вместе со всеми чиновными обитателями. Потом очень смешно рассказал, как начальник одного из этих управлений сначала заявил, что не держится за кресло, а потом долго цеплялся за ручки и ножки стола, пока его не выковыряли из кабинета. Потом был замечательный рассказ, как Саакашвили превратил личные пляжи, принадлежавшие киевским и одесским чиновникам в пляжи для всех одесситов.

А потом он сделал небольшую паузу, обвел зал глазами и сказал: «Надо плохое что-нибудь сказать? Чувствую – надо!» И, улыбнувшись своей удивительной улыбкой сообщил: «Жара там была. Целых 37 градусов».

«Дежурный по стране» шел сразу после «Воскресного вечера». Да, поздно. Да, в понедельник на работу. Но кто-то же смотрел. Я не верю, что если людям предложить на выбор кусок дерьма и изысканное кушанье, они в большинстве будут выбирать дерьмо. По крайней мере, надеюсь, что не будут это делать длительное время.