Mikhail Zadornov saves the sun

Finally, fertile days came, friends! The satirist Mikhail Zadornov took up a serious business and tomorrow, on the fourth of November, on the day of popular unity, his five -part documentary film “Prophetic Oleg will be released on the REN TV channel. The gained past ”, withdrawn 4,000,000 rubles, which Zadornov collected using crowdfunding. And although the satirist prohibits in his presence to use foreign words, he has not yet come up with a synonym, he nevertheless arranged a pompous premiere show of his film in the press center of Komsomolskaya Pravda. A documentary from a satirist is a “new version of the history of Russia”, a refutation of official science and an answer to all questions. Your beloved Samizdat could not miss this, so we sent the director of the mysticism and psychics to the premiere. Olga became Kolovrat, and this is what she told us.

At the oval table in a small room there are journalists and chew silently. "Forbidden!" - the operator of the once independent television channel REN TV exclaims joyfully and is taken to put sausage in a plate. Satyric Zadornov waves his hand on goodbye, he flies to meet the sun, from the tartlet of a young journalist falls on the table Olivier. All of us at this oval table with a prohibition is united by one thing: now we are guardians of great secrets and, as soon as the tartlet completely disappears in the mouth of a young journalist, we will roll out from the building of Komsomolskaya Pravda, ride a huge first lane of the newspaper, with which the dead singer Jeanne Friske will look at us, we will read in the executions that her family is in pronounces that her family The inheritance will not share among themselves, and we will never be the same again. We are Rus, the sun is with us!

Everything is very simple! It is completely incomprehensible how we did not know about it before. But, the glory of Russia, there is a satirist Mikhail Zadornov, who was born to convey to us a secret message.

Britney Spears was born to make you happy, and Mikhail Zadornov - in order for life to make sense.

Mikhail Zadornov includes on a large TV a film in which Mikhail Zadornov stands in front of the audience in the dark hall. Judging by the careless smiles of people, they came to neighing over stupid Americans, but in vain. Today, the satirist came to them not for the sake of an ironic and caustic stand -up. He tells the audience that he would like to start the meeting correctly, and says: “Hello you!” And then he explains that the word "health" means "to be with the Tree." The Drevlyans lived according to concepts and torn birches of people who did not act in Patsani. Glory to the tree, Drevlyans glory! Zadornov ranging, answering the questions of journalists, a person next to me is a notement, I try not to breathe.

Recently, Zadornov has been quite scrupulous about words. He often interrupts comments about etymology. “Berlin from the word“ Berlog ”, and the sprout is from“ the river spreads ”." Previously, he was interrupted by sharp and sarcastic comments, but now everything is serious. “What is this phrase:“ We are Russians, will we tear everyone? ” Yes, you do not know who the Russians are! " There is no doubt, Mr. Zadornov knows something that should be shared. There is no strength to endure, I want to know everything.

"I am called the moron, but I do not mind."

Zadornov’s previous film about Rurik struck the President of Russia. Putin said that two points of view should be taught. Everything is usually. Pluralism of opinions. Democracy (Zadornov claims that it is from the word “demon”), we are Russians, the sun is with us. In the building of the newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda, Zadornov said that he was not a fan of Putin, but not only morons work in the presidential administration. After his last film, scientists stirred up, they began to argue. The drunken psychic Juna woke up. Zadornov looks into my eyes, squints and tells the story of June: “She gave me a letter that I was from the Roerichovichi family. I was not mistaken now, she was mistaken. And then I saw letters on the back that it was a hundredth copy of ten thousand. ” And also Orbakaite, Leafs and Zadornov - they all received from the window thief, and now the prince of Dolgoruky a letter of kinship. “They also gave me a plot on the moon and a meteorite was named with my name,” Zadornov says and squints, as if not vile daylight lamps, but the scorching sun. Right now, his symbol, swastika, embroids a craftsman on a rushnya in Vologda.

Some kind of boat floats on the screen, a tanned Zadornov swims in it in a mesh sweater that fishermen wear in a cube or husband of Natasha Koroleva Tarzan. The satirist stands in the corner and looks on TV at his collarbone, he likes the film. He says that life had previously sucks: everyone worshiped the sun and there was no gay parades. The main trouble and the attack that bothers Zadornov is the sun. They all ceased to respect the sun. Something went wrong. “Rainbow is not a symbol of fagots,” he goes almost into a cry. - This is a sunlight by a break on the colors. The swastika that is exploited is also a sign of the sun. Europe is always and everywhere trying to humiliate the sun. ” Woe, grief, crocodile the sun in the sky swallowed!

On the screen show the final series about the "prophetic Oleg" director Mikhail Zadornov. At this time, somewhere in the universe (“The ancient Slavs portrayed the Universe of a spiral”) Flies in our direction a meteorite named Mikhail Zadornov, and we all hope that he will fly soon and he will land on the old Petrovsko-Razumovsky passage, where in the building of the newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda I learned that my ancestors are the most important on the ground, they were not the beginning of the raw pieces of raw Burned.