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Script sketch. The Russian guarantor - on the same day - calls the general who oversees Syria, and gives an instruction:

- Immediately bomb the airfield from which the Turkish fighter took off! “But, sorry, this is a war against all NATO!” It’s impossible. -Come closer to me. He is suitable. The chief himself tides the epaulettes of the general and says: - Private Sidorov (conditionally), are you doing here? Go to the office, Dembel will be designed. Sew the Axelbants to your parade and go home, the girls to impress. The deputy general thinks faster, does not argue and still strikes the Turkish adversary. Well, not according to Istanbul, the former of our native Constantinople - but on just a poor nameless airfield. You know, if in hot pursuit, then there was nothing terrible. You see, there is a terrible bad deliberate murder, coldly intended and cynically planned, to gain benefit. And sometimes murder is in a state of affect. And deep excitement. Mental nonequilibrium. In the first case, it can be a tower/lifelong, and in the second everything will result in, look, in a conditional period or chemistry. And the world public (including NATO headquarters) thought B and debated: who was the first to begin, who is more to blame and who is smaller, whether the limits of the necessary defense and so on are exceeded. Consultations, reviews of ambassadors, closing borders and so on. Raping the embassies with stones, well, this is not to go far. Would NATO bomb Moscow? I doubt very, very much. The maximum that it would suit - so it would closed the Russian sky. It said B: No flights, we will shoot down everything (well, there somehow, from satellites, for example). And there would be consultations, and it would be clear that next. Well, roughly speaking, a complete embargo, do not import anything to Russia and not export anything. Oil and gas, and diamonds, and what else - everything remains in the Russian Federation. And nothing will be imported - neither spare parts, nor computers, nor dollars, nor medicine, finally. The word "finally" broke up directly for many, or rather inappropriately. What would happen next? Well, something. Yes, the West immediately b -realized who bombed the Turks. Yes, you never know. Maybe the Israelis? This happens with them. Didn’t they bomb, for example, all the same Syria? Or maybe the IG-strictly prohibited in Russia-bought an attack aircraft in Voentorg and sent militias on vacation on it, and they stupidly lost? They thought it was Russia, and it was not even Ukraine? Or they just wanted to relax, in Turkey, as you know, all inclusive. This is the painting of stars on the wings - it, generally speaking, why? Only in order to give the opportunity to anyone to shoot down Russian planes? Well, cho, we thought they were wild airplanes, draws. For what else? In which case, to say that the pilots are not ours, they have long been dismissed, they are guilty, mercenaries. So did the tankers who performed in another Muslim region 20 years ago. 21 years old, more precisely. (This is about Chechnya, otherwise many forgot.) I naively believed that it was for hybridity. In order to strike, what it is necessary, but somehow to leave responsibility. Military cunning, nothing personal. The first course of a military school. (We are not even about Song Zi, where we, we didn’t serve us to drink tea. I didn’t serve in the army, in the sense of the floors in the barracks, I didn’t build giving generals, I didn’t wash the footmen to the demobilians-but the military sciences were very long, some even with honors.) In addition to military cunning, there is also a century of experience. There is a beautiful proverb: "Kuma has not cleaned the face, do not drink the world." Not verbatim, I convey the essence. You see, yes? Here you have a conflict with a kum, and he gave you to the end. So you do not immediately run a complaint against him, and do not wait until everything is forgotten, but tire him into the lobbye. Then bow up and go home to rest, putting a bodyugh to the dried place. Why am I explaining this in such detail? Because the proverb is drawn from me not from my life, but from the Dahl dictionary, I have never heard it alive. By the way, there are many formulas, very great, but undeservedly bypassed by attention. Please give me another example: "What you laugh at, you will work on." Many times I was convinced of the correctness of this formulation! Take at least Polonsky, who does not have a billion, he goes to the w ..., visitedly, I take off my hat. Many said this about the Russian Federation, believing that referendums can be carried out not only in the Crimea, but, not by night, be said, in Königsberg, in Kuril Islands, in Khabarovsk and I don’t know where. In the same Karelia, who with strong feelings considers the nearby former Russian Finland, I suppose that nostalgiars in the Russian world. (By the way, my mother’s grandfather, a personnel officer, was awarded the Order of the Red Star just for success in the war with the “White Finns”.) Why are these proverbs not in use now? Maybe the people have changed over the years that have passed since the time of Dahl, and switched from that ancient former wisdom to some other thoughts and ideas? Go know. Maybe we turned to the better! To the new! We went even a more special way than before! Well, not a military answer - so tough measures to citizens of the country who attacked the country who found themselves in yours. This is normal, by the way, this is how they do, even “civilized” countries. Everyone remembers that after Pearl Harbor, the Americans brought all their Japanese to concentration camps. Including those Japanese who had US passports. But it doesn’t matter - the likely fifth column, and that’s it. No one has goat for this, pay attention. I do not incite, so, I remember examples from world practice. And the Russian Federation here is peacefully and menacingly forbade chickens ... So I remembered the film “Wolves”, this is a game short film, it was shot by my friend (alas, now deceased), director Nikolai Lukyanov, many years ago. We traveled to Siberia with Kolya and drank, and, as usual, talked about the fate of Russia and Russians (at that time of the Soviet) characters. In connection with his great film, too. Filted based on the story of Vasily Shukshin himself “Wolves”. There, I remind you in a nutshell, a man with a father -in -law went to the forest along the firewood. Wolves pulled up in the forest. It became scary. The father -in -law jumped into the sled and rushed away. The son-in-law, somehow he was lucky with the wolves, they did not press him very much, hung up on foot to the village and immediately rushed to the father-in-law, like to deal. And there sits a cop awies! The son -in -law reports, so and so, he is in his right. The cop agrees, but gives an important amendment: - there you had to hit right away, and you would be well done. And here, now - no way. Curtain. Another angle. Here you are a cool guy, so set yourself. So you need to match. Akela, do not miss! I had a familiar, very pumped up, walked like that, crookedly grinned, said that he would tear anyone. And so we are going closer to the night in the car, he is driving, someone cuts us out, we catch up, press it, everyone stops, the roll leaves and goes a cowboy step forward, find out. I also go out to pull the pitching from the victim, it will not be smooth for an hour to kill the motorist. The “victim” calmly says: “Do you?” - How is Cho? You ... - Hey, the puppy, quickly turned around, got into the car and dumped. I count up to five, ”said a feeble man. The pitching is so exactly and completed. Let's go, and he says: - Outdoled, finally, how they are given rights. And who raised them? After that, the pitching immediately stopped thwitching, threw attempts to start a business and retrained in office plankton. This is Happy End, generally speaking. And not what you thought. When you soberly evaluate the situation, it is better. And now imagine - Obama harshly talks to ours. He justifies:-Yes, understand, Baro (this is a senior “senior”, some Nitsyganov hear it as “baron”, and yes, “barak”-it doesn’t sound very much, on our hearing, and it seems to be a friendly one), I could not otherwise. If I had not prompted that airfield, how would people look into the eyes? Obama laughs, the joke was a success: - Oh! People! In the eyes! Said! Yes, you tell them whatever, whatever you do, yours about everyone thinks that this is God's dew! Well, at least you really do not lie to me ... Svinarenko Igor also read the world of Karl Naumburgh - about how to believer Faith Jones - about their life in the sect "Children of God" to load more.