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Eh, here she is vaunted by the American freedom! You can write anything, but do not touch the dogs of America, friends of the State Department and Congress. Ramzan Akhmatovich is terribly disappointed , but he does not choose the spirit and expressions, as usual. There are jackals, here dogs, everywhere shaitans, lovers of folklore exoticism inhale the stink of a cowardly dog, and the historically savvy readers are addressed by the spreading lines about the enemies of the people. Ramzan Akhmatovich will be deceived in the best feelings, but also crawling: did he not know that the freedom of speech in American is vaunted? He knew! However, for good rhetoric, a military trick is needed against the goats of corrupt, and therefore Ramzan Akhmatovich is as if shocked.

In short, the story continues. I mean the story with a targeted metaphor , which was used by the head of the Chechen administration, polemicizing with the opposition. Although some time ago, when the sensational video disappeared from his account, it suddenly thought that the plot was completed. Since at the same hours Dmitry Peskov said that “we generally do not follow Instagram, especially the Kadyrov Instagram,” and notes of irritation and discontent were heard in this phrase. Say, he took them out there, in the Kremlin, a tireless blogger. It even seemed that they called him from Moscow and was very asked not to create unnecessary problems - and so sickly.

But several hours passed, and all, as they say, fell into place. It turned out that the administration of the service itself erased an ambiguous post. The head of the HRC spoke about the "PR campaign" and "metaphor", which the sick people are incorrectly understand. The Minister of Press of Chechnya, metaphorically belling, found periscope on the video of his cartridge. Ramzan himself, striking with the shame of the American stranglers of the free Russian word, went even further and compared enemies with the Nazis, who overlaid (sanctions, as you can understand), the blocked Leningrad. The story continues, and there is no doubt that the account of the Chechen national leader will be constantly enriched with sniper with accurate prose.

True, the question arises about the deadlines. So, it is known that after two months Kadyrov’s powers expire, and there is a version that in the Kremlin they are patiently waiting for April, when the cruel Ramzan Akhmatovich can be resigned with honor. It is assumed that he does not want this, which should explain his political activity and metaphorical incontinence. At the same time, rumors are multiplied by the upcoming invitation of Kadyrov to work in Moscow, where as Deputy Prime Minister he could oversee something very belligerent and national oriented. It is also possible that he can fly up higher. For, like his father, Ramzan Akhmatovich works a suicide bomber and he has many enemies, both in Chechnya and in Russia, and all of them are much worse than America with its "dogs". In general, the deadlines are unknown.

If in these reasoning to limit ourselves to purely personnel matters, then we must admit that it is unlikely to be able to quickly remove Kadyrov from Chechnya. This is simply dangerous for whose faithful infantryman Ramzan Akhmatovich calls himself, and contradicts the secret agreement concluded between Moscow and the formidable: impunity in exchange for loyalty. For the same reason, moving to the capital of Russia is unlikely. Yes, and why should Kadyrov serve in Moscow, even if some sovereign deputy prime minister with incomprehensible functions, when he has a sovereign Chechnya at hand? It is better, as the people say, to be the first in Gaul than to sit toog in the Roman cabinet of ministers.

That is why the most natural in the relationship of Vladimir Vladimirovich with Ramzan Akhmatovich today seems to preserve the status quo.

After all, they perfectly complement each other - Putin and Kadyrov. The first personifies the legality in that variety that is guaranteed by the Constitution and is non -stop improves within the framework of lawmaking procedures. The second is needed for extrajudicial reprisals. The first deals with issues mainly strategic, unleashing wars, hot and cold. The second is fighting in his Chechnya, in Georgia, in Ukraine, and if necessary, then in Moscow. The first in his statements is quite restrained: not a fact, says that it is necessary to kill. The second complements with its actions and clarifies the wishes of the first, who is not always convenient to pronounce them out loud. The first often prefers to be silent at all. The second talks incessantly, illustrating his speeches with different pictures.

This is also called harmony. And if you completely forget about the deadline, it may seem that it will always be so.

We will reveal the famous Instagram, and there again about the shaitans, the dogs of America, about their non -spinning barking, and about the enemies of the people, and in the eyes of a dark one from metaphors, vigilantly noticed by a system liberal. Let's go to the sites of unfinished and non -systemic, there again we will read the open letters, the signants of which require the resignation of a blogger. We listen to Peskov, who has not yet recognized the last news about Kadyrov and is unlikely to recognize them. We will get acquainted with the point of view of the highest authorities, who will praise Ramzan Akhmatovich for effective work and reward some next small order. And whoever did not understand, he will finally understand that in ten years, for which he is awarded.

In the meantime - here she is vaunted freedom of speech in American! The texts are long and short, scourging and threatening, with skillfully missed commas and relatively rare, but necessary grammatical errors. Texts written in his unique style. Texts that create the impression of reliability. So you see how he sits down in front of the computer and composes, smiling cavernously in his good beard. Without them, these texts and the author, which digfers the post behind the post, to whom in the forehead, to whom in the eyebrow, to whom in the groin, to whom in the eye, Russian life is already unthinkable, and I can’t directly believe that this story will end and will not be so.