The course for the bunning

A week is not only big events worthy of serious magazine articles. It is also a bunch of a variety of trifles: inconspicuous, background stories, phrases spoken by characters from the point of view of great politics secondary, but bright. Or even the statements of people from the first row, but random, lost behind more significant matters and words. However, no portrait - a portrait of the era too - is not full without small features. To save these features, The New Times launches a new heading - "trifle"

Artist Ilya Mashkov, whose name is the Volgograd Museum, is not very similar to Hitler , Volgograd, February 4, 2016

Victory with us

Even in the Smolly 2016, Russians continue to celebrate the anniversary of Victory. The leader of the “night wolves” Alexander “Surgeon” Zaldostanov, for example, intends to take a copy of the Banner of Victory to the North Pole. As befits a biker - on a motorcycle. Moreover, in his own words, "on the Russian motorcycle, the project of which is prepared in Stalingrad." Neither space nor the time is restrained by the hero: both the pole is far away and the cities of Stalingrad, in any case, are not in Russia, but he will go anyway.

And the astronauts Sergey Volkov and Yuri Malenchenko during the first exit to the outdoor space in the ISS were launched into the near-Earth orbit of a flash card, which recorded 70 thousand messages “Thank you”. These are gratitude to veterans for the victory in the Great Patriotic War. Is there any readers who are able to familiarize themselves with messages in the near -Earth orbit in the official message of the flight management center is not said.

And Hitler too

But, despite the anniversary celebrations, Hitler continues to seem everywhere in Russia everywhere in Russia. Not all, for example, the patriots enthusiastically reacted to the news of the creation of Igor Strelkov (Girkin) “Union of January 25”, an organization designed to save the country from the liberal plague. The priest-publicist Alexander Shumsky published on the website "Russian People's Line" the article "Strelkov wants to become a Russian Hitler!" He calls the Union of January 25 "an explosive mixture of fascism, nationalism, and Trotskyism." And one of the members of the Union, Eduard Limonov, characterizes this: “Limonov was never a true statesman. He is by nature - liberal. Remember his disgusting propagandy sodomy of the novel "This is me, Odica." The element of Limonov is a turmoil, he is a pathological troublesome. Outwardly, lemons are very similar to Leo Trotsky. ”

And in Volgograd (this is what the city that Zaldostanov considers Stalingrad is still called), one of the visitors to the Museum of Fine Arts wrote a complaint to the city administration demanding to take measures against the leadership of the museum, which placed a huge portrait of Hitler in the lobby of culture. For Hitler, a vigilant woman, as it turned out later, took Ilya Mashkova, an artist whose name is the museum. He also has a mustache.

Miracles of ignorance

The press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Peskov has a wonderful mustache. But it seems that he has absolutely no one to talk to and no one tells the spokesman anything. So, only within one day, February 3, Peskov managed to inform reporters that he did not know if any decrees regarding Ramzan Kadyrov are being prepared in the Kremlin; That he unknown the details of the service of the new acting governor of the Tula region Alexei Dyumin and that he is not aware of whether actor Leonardo DiCaprio is going to play in the movies of Vladimir Putin. True, aware that Putin also does not know.

In this regard, it is reasonable, probably, to change the format of communication between the president’s spokesman with journalists: you should not contact him for comments, but simply call and tell what is happening in the country and the world.

Questions of rhetoric

Unlike the Kremlin decrees regarding Ramzan Kadyrov, the publication of the Chechen media, including the main thing - Instagram of the head of the republic, are publicly available. And many follow them after Kadyrov specified Izvestia in the newspaper about rhetoric issues (see The New Times No. 2 of January 25, 2016). And not in vain: the art of rhetoric in Chechnya is developing.

This is how the current situation in the country is described on the Grozny television channel: “The situation around the Chechen Republic and its leader Ramzan Kadyrov in the Russian information field was heated to the limit. Hatred rallied, in general, not too bold liberal community, and the herd instinct drives them in exposure, forcing them to throw loud statements in the information field, which with their odiousity compensate for groundwork. ”

But what Kadyrov himself writes about the Islamists: “Wahabbism, extremism and terrorism do not recognize any boundaries. The struggle with them should be tough and everywhere. Wahhabists are like lambs. When they get stronger, they begin to blow up, kill, abduct people. I indignantly perceive attempts to turn their conversations about the Salafites. ”

Extremism and terrorism are certainly evil, but we do not seem to know much about lambs.

Sunday patriotism

But the newspaper Izvestia, according to rumors, is waiting for changes. RBC sources argue that the National Media Group Kirill Kovalchuk, whom Izvestia belong, plans to remove Aram Gabrelyanov from the management of the newspaper to make the publication “more respectable and analytical”.

Although it is possible to make the publication even more respectable, in the lists of columnists of which Ramzan Kadyrov himself is listed, the question is probably rhetorical.

Gabrelyanov does not directly comment on rumors, but he posted on his Facebook a complete bitterness: “Surkovites, apparently, only worked for money. All this is unpleasant. And so everyone called me to patriotism and the struggle for the Motherland (((rotten team. "So the disinterested patriot suffered from barking false patriots.

Shadow of disaster

But very alarming news came from the National Institute of Sexology. According to the President of the Institute of Lev Shcheglov, due to the crisis, the Russians began to have less sex. “Most of the crisis causes, as it were, bunning, cutting sexual plots. When the crisis occurs and the problem becomes the most important, exaggerating, a piece of sausage, the intimate sphere is impoverished and becomes less significant. The body is configured for survival. " But, it would seem, there is more free time, since there is less work ... And almost spring is on the street. It remains only to hope that the government is aware of the depth of the problem and will immediately come for the development of an anti -crisis program. At least in this, not devoid of pleasantness, the sphere.

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