Square, brew

In No. 34 of October 19, 2015 and No. 37 of November 9, 2015, we published columns of the new Columnist The New Times Oleg Navalny, who is serving a term of 3.5 years - in the colony in the Oryol region in the infamous case of Yves Rocher. So we continued the tradition begun by NT in August 2011: then the magazine became a constant columnist (and remained until his release in December 2013) ZEK Mikhail Khodorkovsky, then the convicts Maria Alekhina and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova (Pussy Riot case).

Here is the third column of ZEK Navalny, with which NT has concluded an official cooperation agreement. Oleg writes by hand, sends his brother, Alexei Navalny, he deciphens the manuscript, reprints and transfers to the editor

This is how the zone looks from the will in Naryshkino, where Oleg Navalny sits

It would seem, where is the salary, and where is the futures for the purchase of Brent brand oil? In fact, very close.

Z/k, after all, what is needed? Square and brew.

I don’t know what Tkachev has with import substitution, but the tobacco, seagulls and coffee beaches rose pretty much, and, for example, the salary, which receives only a benefit for staying in the Chernobyl disaster (IK-5 is a happy chance) and does not work because the work is not for everyone, I could buy a one and a half block of sigarettes in the beginning of 2015. And at the beginning of 2016, he cannot even buy a block. In principle, with this money you can buy a little crafted tea, and when all its juices will be taken to Chifir, smoke the resulting dried cake, but this is already too strong neglect of health, so the number of cigarette shooters increases inversely in proportion to the price of oil, and cigarettes without a filter again become fashionable.

I don’t know what kind of pricing in the Twinkle Network of the UFSIN stalls is, but if in the case of a cigarette the price moves with the market (because it is fixed by legislatively on the pack itself), then the price of other goods clearly takes into account some additional risks, apparently only GTUIS (the main commodity department of the penal system). I don’t know how imported the well-known Reimer Bracelets are, maybe the matter is, or maybe it's a matter of new gold bracelets Zhgtuis (the wives of the chief commodity department of the Criminal-Correctional System), well, okay, the FBK, as they say, to help.

The s/k is not very inclined to analyze the reasons for the devaluation of the national currency, focusing mainly on the explanations of the federal channels, but the more rubberized and scarce tobacco, the lower the significance of the information of these authoritative sources.

 ** S/k does not like Volodka, does not want to “delay the belts” and does not want to “be attached” (AKA tolerate), the salary wants to smoke and brew. Salary nothing else is needed **

The employees are a slightly different situation. From the summer firm confidence that after the New Year the dollar will cost 20 rubles and #Volodkavseresh, there was a firm confidence that the UIS employees will be the last, to whom they will delay the salary, which, of course, is undoubtedly. The most important thing is that confidence is firm. Almost all employees have a willingness to drag out the belts and endure the difficult time of the struggle with the Nazis, Bender, homosexuals, Obama and ISIS * surrounding us from all sides. But in the soul, still hope for #Volodkavseresh.

The s/k does not like Volodka, does not want to “delay the belts” and does not want to “be attached” (AKA tolerate), the salary wants to smoke and brew. Z/k no more.

In any case, the crisis gave rise to two new trends in relation to the cops to what is happening:

The drop in oil prices is a conspiracy of the United States, even if you manage to explain it with various macroeconomic factors, there is confidence that all macroeconomic factors are also USTURETHINGS.
Suddenly: began to burden the Crimea! From the sharp "on ... did he give us at all?" It costs a lot to a softer "money, but they would still have plundered, but at least our Crimea."

* ISIS (IG, Daish, the Islamic State) is a terrorist organization banned in the Russian Federation.

Photo from the archive of Lyudmila Navalny