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Okay, a little of the results:
-showed a new 4-inch iPhone . Everything is very good, but it is a pity that there will be no 128 GB.
- showed an iPad about - 9.7 inch.
- New iOS 9.3 today.
Everything else is not very interesting. Some straps for the clock and all that.
Damn, not that hand!
Pasha also says so far!

Tim Cook says for now!

Well, by the way, I liked that the broadcast is short. Very convenient.
I love cats, doggies are not for me.
Better "criminal reading" or Snatch! Pash, do you love Peskov?
And all! A very small presentation - small iPhones, small iPads, everything is small. And we only warmed up! Can we see football? Or online broadcast of the "Naked Pistol"?
Apple moves to a new awesome office in the middle nowhere, see what a beauty.

If someone understands something in iPads, here is the picture

Sultik, it seems not the case.
In general, I will probably buy this iPad, I will change the first, although it works well for now.
Opened the second.
Listen to the song, as if interested in the video that is shown in the broadcast!
While showing a video about a new iPad, listen to a cool song
As you can see from the photo, I am interested in the new product!
New iPad about prices:
599 dollars for 32 gigabytes
$ 749 - for 128 gigabytes
$ 899 - for 256 gigabytes
I took a picture of Vovan as if he was taking pictures of an iPad

Pash, take a picture of me as if I photograph an iPad
"Our buyers love to take pictures of an iPad." We all have such a familiar, yes. This unfortunate, constantly humiliated person.
“You can talk with your iPad,” they say from the stage. “If you are a loser and no one loves you,” we add. “Won,” adds Sultan.
Then the emboss is like the first part of this presentation!
No, Vovan, the emboss is when nothing happens.
The small iPad has a supercarcial sound - four speakers in the corners.

Embipant is when like this: Tyts-Tyts-Tyts Pam-Pam Titz-Tyts-Tyts
Oh, some new thing-Truetone Display. The iPad measures Ambient Light (I am from the Latvian lesson, I can’t immediately come up with how to translate) and adjusts its colors surrounded. It looks like magic.
Our incrediber beauty and vanderful application is so effective that they switch to it directly from Windows, and they simply jump from android
I feel as if I am there on stage!
Vovan today works as a PR manager.
In our (really cool) application, by the way, it is wildly convenient to read online - and there you can conveniently configure notifications.
Here you can download! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/meduza-novosti-dna.-politika/id921508170
AAA, in the Apple they say that the small iPad Pro is the perfect way to switch from Windows to Apple products.
Here he is, the new little iPad

Diagonal - 9.7 inch.
Sorry, we are not artists. And there are no artists nearby to consult
Phil Schiller (someone from Apple) sings praises of the iPad Pro, which, apparently, is really cool for musicians and artists.
Cook goes to iPads. In his opinion, iPades are the future, they will become new computers. Our head of the Special Schools Andrei Kozenko, working for Surface, would now argue.
iOS 9.3 - already today!
The night mode changes the colors when you fall asleep - so that you fall asleep, and do not stick another three hours on Facebook by the bottom.
So, they promise iOS 9.3 with the night regime. Everything will be so yellow. Like a newspaper Vedomosti!
It was 2016, the amount of memory of iPhones began with 16 gigabytes.
Sales will begin on March 31. Until the end of May - in 110 countries.
The price of the new iPhone is 399 dollars in the USA 16-gygovy.
I don’t know, everything suits me! Damn, there will be no 128 gigabyte!
In short, this is a small iPhone 6s, with Apple Pay, but, apparently, without 3D Touch, as was reported earlier.
The camera is 12 megapixels, a bunch of all sorts of words and technologies in which we do not understand anything. And the battery is better - how much better, it is not clear, but in a year you still can’t leave the house without PowerBank.
The new SE has the A9 processor, the same as the iPhone 6s.
Here

New iPhone - iPhone SE!
“We realized that people, it turns out, love little iPhones,” yes, we love little iPhones, and our voice should be heard.
And the new iPhooone! Little, as we love! So far, they just tell what a cool form factor 4 inches.
New iPhone !!!!!
Apple TV. There are already 5,000 applications. It will be possible to watch sporting events at once two at a time. And Tim Cook also tells how cool to communicate with the TV with Siri
They also said that a third of the watchmen of the clock is changing straps. I would not want to get acquainted with these people!
God new nylon straps! Who needs it at all, a.
And the clock fell to $ 300!

As a devoted Apple Watch user (it is very convenient to watch the weather and the euro), I want to ask Apple to teach the clock normally measuring the pulse on hairy sweated hands.
Oh, health ended. Now Watch!
Still about health. Everything is very interesting, but not applicable either to Russia or to the country where we miraculously turned out to be - for example, the transmission of data from the doctor from the iPhone.
“I have a clock,” Pasha came to his senses! In the sense of Watch.
At the presentation, they twist a video about how Researchkit pours to explore different diseases and can help find healing for incurable diseases. Cool! Separately, it is noted that Researchkit can help recognize autism in children.
Whoever wants a little nostalgia for those who have not been banned in chats for a long time - here it is, the chat of the jellyfish. Right in Telegram! https://telegram.me/meduzaonline
Many of us have been the iPhone unprofiters, admit. Especially that evening on Friday. More precisely on the morning of Saturday.
So, now about health. We will not say anything about health, here you have GIF LIAMA.

IPhones offer to take, as in previous years, bottles of beer and soda! The iPhone is a new glass!
They showed an awesome robot Liam (not Gallagher), whose work is to destroy iPhones. Gallagher is about the same.
And somehow Apple offered me to sell them a working fifth iPhone for $ 99, I refused
Lisa Jackson says phones live for a long time. Well, well, my 5s battery sits in four hours.
Apple says in the USA the company operates 100 percent of renewable energy. We too - work on a beer!
For example, in China, Apple built solar panels and did not disturb the locals - cool yaks!
Here they are

The first topic of the presentation is the environment. It does not seem to be very fun today. Apple wants everything to work on renewable energy sources.
Cook tells in detail why Apple cares about security so much and does not want to obey the FBI - all for the sake of the country and freedom.
Tim Cook came out, it looks somehow tired.
Oh, twist the screensaver!
Vovan went for beer and chips, and the broadcast on the Apple website has not yet begun, although it's time.
I will not joke now a joke that came to my mind. But it is connected with the last sentence in Pasha’s message!
As Vovan already said, we are waiting for a small iPhone (more precisely, a normal iPhone), because let these shovels use fractures from android. They say there will still be something about Apple Watch, but it seems to be only straps. That is, those two of our readers who have Apple hours will be happy. And here is the usual black rubber (strap) suits me.
Oh, I said! Said!
Mani Sauc Pavels! Es dzivo rīgā!
Oh, finally Pasha came! From the courses of Latvian. Now he will tell you something
"What terrible stickers!" - exclaims Sasha Polivanov, who reads the group in Telegram
Check out what we have! A group in a telegram in which you can communicate wildly! Click here . Yes, and all from this online is broadcast there!
The turn is like a sausage (this Sultan came up with a joke, but it is not very funny)
Near the building where there will be a presentation, there is a pointer with the inscription Infinite look. And the slogan of the conference is let us loop you in. It is not clear what it all means!
Hehe
What are we waiting for:
The iPhone SE is like Special Edition. The screen is 4 inches, like 5s. But powerful, like the last! What is needed
The iPad Pro is the same as last time, but smaller.
iOS 9.3 - they promise to make a night regime there. You can read before bedtime and fall asleep normally.
Other uninteresting things.
You can read more about this on TJournal . There is a normal article.
Let me say right away: the video broadcast can be watched here . However, it usually works like in vain.
Hello! My name is Vovan. Today Pasha and I will tell you what they are showing at the Apple conference. In general, we decided to lead this online just because we both are waiting for a little iPhone!