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Churov shaved his beard
Meanwhile, less than six months have remained before the elections to the State Duma. Pre -election affairs are beginning to amuse a respectable audience more and more.
On Saturday, the Congress of the Party “Just business” was held , at which it changed the name and became a “growth party”. It seems success that no one except the authors themselves considered this name successful.
Two parties are enough in Russia: 1. "Growth Party" Dmitry Medvedev I2. "Party of weight" Dmitry Rogozin
- Cycles. (@Baikaipalevan) March 26, 2016
The growth party will win simply!
- Vitaly Tretyakov (@v_tretyakov) March 26, 2016
The "Growth Party" will be headed by Tyrion Lannister.
- Turkish dry cargo (@buddy_judge) March 26, 2016
Prostatitis is a Titov growth party. Thought for a long time above the name?)))
- Nikita Krichevsky (@nkrichevsky) March 27, 2016
The Titov Growth Party (in opposition circles called prostatitis) is political prostatitis in essence.
- Nikolai Caucasian (@othertribunus) March 27, 2016
As they say, they will call, it will swim ...
The day did not have passed from the renaming of the right business to the growth party, and the well -wishers have already made a catchy transcript: the Titov growth party, it is easier to prostatitis.
... With the name of a new political star, thrown due to the Kremlin fence, should not be worried about the result.
The Duma is so - continuous hemorrhoids, and then prostatitis is added.
All in all:
-"Accept Prostamol, men!"
"Tytov Growth Party" or abbreviated prostatitis - made my day ...
The brain of the people is unique and beautiful !!!
Or idiots or someone specifically laid a mine ...
Both options inspire optimism.
The party should turn to values. It doesn't matter which one. But these values should be. Therefore, the monarchical party is a meaningful name. And the party of the owners of the hedgehog - no.
The name of the party appeals to certain values and thereby ralves a nuclear electorate around the party. But at the same time, the name should not interfere with the attachment to the nuclear electorate as wider layers of voters.
Therefore, the "Growth Party", "The Party of Renaissance", "Party of Industrialists", "Party of Bathing of the cat in champagne" - unsuccessful names. These names either do not appeal to anyone or turn to an overly narrow group of voters, who has no chance of expansion. The monarchist can be both a rich and poor. And any person can be sagitized to become a monarchist. But the owner of the blue suitcase is unlikely to vote for the "Party of the owners of the green suitcase".
1. The meaning of abandoning the well -known brand "right business" is incomprehensible to me. 2. The Logo "Party of Growth" ("Strelka Up") is unsuccessful. This is obvious. 3. Colleagues-technologists have talked about special "stress tests" to prevent such errors. For what? A normal focus group in combination with a minimum study of the problem (in the genre of the logo dossier with a comment) would quickly reveal the vulnerable places of the Growth Party. The techno attracted by the party does not know the most obvious things. Or save on matches. Or self -confident to idiocy. Or used to stereotypical solutions. You can call many possible motives. The main thing is a bad start. Just a failure, to be honest. The party of the switchmen - this is how it will be.
Growth Party (to the change of sign)
Let the poems read simply
Everyone they should tell you about.
And high heels are needed.
Poets are very small in stature.
If the “Growth Party” would be headed, for example, Mikhail Prokhorov or, say, Yuri Rost, this name would have at least some meaning. And so ...
"Growth Party"!)
Party of growth in the country of Liliputs)
The growth party in a country where the President’s growth is 170 cm, and the growth of the prime minister is 162!
The growth party, trampling its predecessor - a giant of 2 m 3 cm tall!
Growth dwarf party)
"Mal bug and smelly!"
Well, and about Yuri growth, everyone has already joked))
Boris Titov is just some kind of carbonarium))
Swift read)
Andrei Makarov offers Titov's “Growth Party” to rename the part of very small stature and weight. ”
There is generally a parade of statements about opponents, it was not for nothing that I woke up early.
You can’t take such a colorless name by good free will, I think Titov whispered it from the presidential administration, so that Titov lubricated the sympathizers from the “Party of Progress”, Navalny. Well, exactly, in that way they thought. In the Party of Progress - you have a batch of growth of nava ...!
They in the Kremlin maliciously exaggerate Navalny.
That's what a meager nonsense they are engaged in, and the Titovites and the presidential administration.
Of course, all this is a stupid mouse fuss, but they are engaged in this, although they should frantically think about how to come up with a convincing Russian patriotic Islam. And then, after all, the caliphate stands a cyclop on the bloody horizon. And daily seduces Russian Muslims.
And it would be even smarter to come up with the latest religion, which would force the inhabitants of the planet to forget both Christianity and Islam. (Futurologists promise the appearance of a universal world religion by 2060, but it's too late ..)
No, they pack them in the tits in the waders. "Growth Party," - my dear mother!
They have shoes, there are ties - the party will take place.
How primitive and stupid everything is ...
Meanwhile, the expected appointment has already occurred - Ella Pamfilova became the head of the Central Election Commission.
Leading Troika CEC: Pamfilova, Bulaev, Grishina
Chairman - Ella Pamfilova, former Commissioner for Human Rights in the Russian Federation.
Deputy. The chairman is Nikolai Bulaev, a former member of the Federation Council, a member of the Supreme Council of the United Russia party, a member of the Regional Political Council, the coordinator of the 500 pools, and “Modernization of Education”.
Secretary - Maya Grishina - member of the CEC of the last composition, a track member of the CEC.
Without any surprises: Pamfilova was elected by the chairman of the CEC.
So the elections in the State Duma will be as honest and unpredictable as the election of the head of the CEC.
The new deputy chairman of the CEC (and, apparently, his real chapter) wrote off his dissertation. There is no doubt about the honesty of elections!
The Elephant offers a selection of public statements by Pamfilova (we note to our pride that most of them are taken from the RS website).
Political scientist Dmitry Oreshkin comments on what happened for Kommersant FM:
From the very beginning, it was clear that Ella Aleksandrovna would become the chairman simply because otherwise she would not have gone there in the place of the ordinary member of the CEC. In this sense, what is the degree of democracy of the central election commission. The president decided - Ella Alexandrovna became. She is a great fellow, this is a very good choice for both the president and the country as a whole. Because if she simply wanted to be a person of the election commission, as many people think, she would not agree how much I can evaluate it. She still really wants to achieve something, and not just drive a large car with a miletic. She does not have such a system of values, so this is right, it is good, but it will be difficult for it, because the system has a great inertia, far from everything depends on the central election commission and its chairman. Votes are considered in the regional election commissions, let's say, the election commission of the constituent entities of the Federation. And they strongly depend on local elites. Local elites strongly depend on the Moscow vertical. And even if Ella Aleksandrovna knocks on the table with her fist, they will nod their head, and they will count in their own way.
Everyone who, with deep satisfaction, now welcomes Ella Pamfilova’s placement into Churov’s chair and shares various hopes that such a cute, touching and human chairman of the Central Election Commission creates Nonec's situation, which was completely like the same that the Davecha was there, let him remember one simple circumstance.
Ella Aleksandrovna Pamfilova became the Commissioner for Human Rights in the Russian Federation - March 18, 2014. Two days after the triumphantly conducted "referendum" in the Crimea.
Now read that she spoke and wrote about this “referendum” and about the state of the rights of the inhabitants of Crimea to express her opinion by participating in fair, free, equal and secret votes. And what in general she thinks about how and why this "referendum" was held. Well, at the same time, how Crimea became an interesting experimenting landfill with a replacement of voting for a sociological survey, and with the adoption of political decisions based on VTIOMOM telephone games in questions and answers.
Ella Pamfilova and CEC. Now they will also be falsified and naively clapping eyelashes.
- Natalia Pelevina (@natpelevina) March 28, 2016
Ella Pamfilova became the head of the CEC, retired churov. The main requirement of the rallies of Bolotnaya-Sakharov is fulfilled, you can disperse!
- Here Shepelin (@lya_shepelin) March 28, 2016
Pamfilov was appointed head of the CEC to receive the same 146%in the elections, but with an intelligent expression on the face: Pic.twitter.com/wa3vdfj9wk
- MUD ROSISI (@fake_midrf) March 28, 2016
Now Putin has a problem - by whom to replace Pamfilov as Ombudsman, so that, God forbid, the situation with human rights does not improve in the country.
- Uncle Shu (@shulz) March 28, 2016
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Ivan Belyaev
Social Networks Editor Radio Liberty