Varangians and thieves

Have you heard? The press secretary of the Prime Minister of Iceland said that in the documents of the Panama archive there is nothing new about Sigmundyur David Gunnleigson. “That is exactly what we meant when we talked about such Bacilla Gunnlegsonophobia, which struck many in the Western community,” the spokesman added.

No, I confuse, we are talking about Russia. The President of the Russian Federation interrupted the conversation when the journalists spoke with him about the Panama offshore. He later apologized for his behavior, and then completely resigned. Have you heard, no?

Oh, I confused everything again. Bacillus Putinophobia was studied by Vladimir Putin's press secretary Dmitry Peskov. The chairman of the government of Iceland ran from journalists. He also asked for forgiveness and resigned , and all this is very strange. The mysterious story is generally.

It is known that the so -called investigation of the notorious ICIJ is a special operation of Western intelligence services. The "information stuffing" associated with "attempts to rock the situation" in Russia, "to discredit the country's leadership, primarily" Putin, to which Peskov rightly indicated a week ago. However, in fact, it turns out that the grief-investigators swept the boat in Reykjavik and discredited primarily the local guide. It turns out that it was a conspiracy against Iceland.

How could this happen?

There is a version that the journalists of the world pool, uniting a consortium, conducted an honest investigation, the purpose of which was to expose a corruption international. To bring to clean water all to a single politicians and oligarchs with their inherent cellists, hiding their and other people's money in different offshores. Despite the faces. And if on some Panamanic accounts there are assets belonging to a solid look of gentlemen from the prosperous countries, then they tear off the covers from them. That's how the Sigmundyur David.

The version seems to be untenable. Firstly, this is a laugh for chickens: so that journalists-and work honestly? Secondly, the bacillus of Putinophobia really exists, as everyone knows, opened and daily sending the Anglo-Saxon scientists and she, Bacilli, mows entire countries and continents. Hundreds of millions of people on the planet do not like Vladimir Putin, but what, one wonders, does not like? Hang, grabbing the bacterium. Under the influence of a microbe.

That is why another version seems much more reliable. The accounts of Western politicians and their relatives, as well as Petro Poroshenko, discovered in a tax paradise, were shown to us to take the eyes. As if demonstrating objectivity. However, the true plan was to harm Russia. The true plan was to tell about Putin’s financial agents, about billions brought out of Cordon, and thereby destabilize the situation in the country. And then it is known that: the bloody Maidan, the change of power, the collapse of the state.

This plan has shamefully failed.

The fact is that the information attack, undertaken by the Anglo -Saxons and their minions, turned into a patriotism test for different countries and peoples. Few this test passed. For example, a scandal is flared up in Ukraine, and Yulia Tymoshenko herself goes into the opposition, an irreconcilable wrestler with everything that lies badly, at the same time with corruption. The accounts of Cameron-father are violently discussed at the front of the British newspapers. The President of France threatens with careless compatriots by trial. Large -scale investigations are announced by the governments of Belgium and Holland, not to mention Panama. Well, in Iceland, crowds of people who went out into the street threw the building of the local parliament with eggs and yogurts, and the poor prime minister could not stand it. All of them did not pass the test for patriotism.

On the contrary, the authorities and citizens of China, Pakistan, Azerbaijan, Saudi Arabia and the Russian Federation, affected by the consortium, responded to a scandal with laudable composure. The same Peskov answered his boss with dignity, and for his wife Navka, and for the whole country. Actually, the real patriotism is in relation to the authorities in order to always reject any accusations with a mockery and contempt, even if even documented. As for the patriotic people, in such cases it still has a cramped with power, using various arguments in the polemic with slanderers.

Some patriots say that two billion is not money at all. Others believe that in offshores are stored funds that Vladimir Vladimirovich secretly uses for the good of Russia. Still others, with the microphone turned off, report that we stole from the age of century, and you won’t overdo it with a whip, and this is perhaps the most common opinion among the people. Founded on historical experience and that special kind of love for the homeland and the authorities, which a proud look of a foreign tribe will not understand. He will not even notice.

In short, they miscalculated there, in their consortium. They did not realize who they were dealing with, and still do not catch up. Therefore, it turned out that they aimed at Russia, and got to Iceland. So we get confused here, but now, it seems, we have figured it out. Putin does not leave, Gunnlegson leaves, and this news is very good. We were terribly lucky again.

The only thing that worries is the issues of geopolitical, and partly a legal nature. The fact that the session of offshore magic with the subsequent exposure is only starting, which is also starting, which is also talking about, which the omnivorous sand speaks. Panama seems to have been repulsed, but how many of them are in nature, these panamas in a broad sense, it can only be guessed, shuddering in advance. Who knows how many are hidden there? How are this type of financial schemes in international criminal law interprets, and will the Anglo -Saxons reach their frenzied Putinophobia to the fact that they will take and arrest accounts? What will they say in the Kremlin if the enemies introduce sectoral sanctions on offshore? And what will the Russians say when they will take away all the money from them: relatively modest budgetary people from the people and countless people from the authorities, stolen and sophisticated, but found by the cursed bloodshores of capital? These questions greatly poison the joy of victory in a duel with a consortium, so it’s better not to answer.