Goodbye, an awkward candidate

How will we remember the election campaign Ted Cruise

On May 4, candidate of US President TED Cruz starred from the election race, actually guaranteeing Donald Trump to win the primaries. And this is quite sad. Not because Trump is not very pretty to us (although this too), but because Ted Cruz was the most funny presidential candidate, albeit not of his own free will. "Medusa" recalls how Cruz distinguished itself in these months.

The campaign Ted Cruise did not set from the very beginning-even when for some reason he could not buy himself the Tedcruz.com domain and was forced to manage Tedcruz.org (Hillary Clinton now flaunts on Tedcruz.com). This lesson did not teach him anything: at the end of April, Cruz passed another important domain. As soon as the politician announced that in case of success he would make a former presidential candidate Karly Fiorin as his vice president, the Republican Party consultant quickly registered the address Cruzfiorina.com, forcing Cruise to use the less harmonious Cruzcarly.com.

A lot of stupid moments in the campaign of Ted Cruise are connected with Fiorina. For example, politicians' attempts to take hands during the announcement of their upcoming cooperation:

And once Fiorina fell from the stage, on which Cruise with his family came out. And the politician did not even think to save her!

In this case, the chief opponent of Cruise Donald Trump drew attention: “She fell from the stage ... and Cruz did nothing. Even I would help her! .. This is terrible. She flew down right in front of him, and he continued to talk. A strange thing. "

With the family, the former presidential candidate in public also did not work out very well. Then Ted Cruz tried to hug her daughter, despite her protests:

Then the child just escaped from the stage:

Declaring the completion of the election campaign, Cruz accidentally hit his wife Heidi twice.

Perhaps the politician took revenge on her frank story about a hundred cans of the canned Campbell soup. The story is this: immediately after the honeymoon, Ted and Heidi drove into his apartment, and the husband first went and bought a hundred cans of soup. After this house, a difficult conversation took place, during which Ted insisted that his wife should not cook.

The next morning, while Ted was sleeping, Heidi loaded the banks into her car and drove them back to the store. After that, she called her mother to make sure she did the right thing, but she did not agree with her daughter. “When Ted opened the pantry, I had to quickly tell him that I would return and buy these banks again,” said Heidi Kruz.

Cruz was unlucky even with a former hostel neighbor, screenwriter and director Craig Mazin. Many years later, he continues to mock the politician:

But the main thing is what Ted Cruz will be remembered is that he is damn like a mysterious killer nicknamed the Zodiac . About this joked a thousand times already:

And here is his political testament: