Between the prosecutor and the investigator

The life of a Russian today is a movement from one plate with the inscription “prohibited” to another sign with the same inscription. The boundaries of the permissible and how these boundaries narrowed in a week, - studied The New Times

Professional verdict

Once a year, the inhabitants of Russia have a worthy reason to speculate who loves us in Europe and who is not. This is the Eurovision Musical Competition. The deposit and to fashion trends in the world of music has, to put it mildly, mediated. The performers, marked there, rarely become stars, at least in recent years. Great musical powers like Great Britain, as a rule, send frank freaks there, traditionally occupying the last places. But for Russia, for an inexplicable reason, the choice of a participant in Eurovision is almost more important than the elections to the State Duma, and the result is an occasion to make lists of obvious friends and hidden enemies for weeks. However, the same is also characteristic of some other countries of Eastern Europe. It seems that we are still brothers.

And this time nothing new happened. Patriotic commentators informed the public that the competition is a meaningless sodomitic party of LGBT activists. And they also reported to the public that we sent a singer with the best number in the world to the best number in Europe and will certainly win. And when, as a result of voting, passing through the new system (the votes of professional jury in the countries were summarized with the voices of the audience), Ukraine won, a real hysteria happened. By the way, in Ukraine, too, and no less ridiculous, but we live in Russia, so we will return to our rams.

The situation was aggravated by the fact that, according to the audience, the Russian participant Sergei Lazarev won, but there was not enough spectator points to get around the Ukrainian singer Jamalu.

Patriots suffered for a long time, and the result of suffering - politically verified and perfect ideologically - summed up the prosecutor of Crimea Natalya Poklonskaya: “The results do not combine with the opinion of people, even Europeans. The first place, according to the people, was taken by Lazarev. Once again, this confirms the fact that people do not give a damn about the opinion of people. ” And Lazarev announced a real winner.

It would be necessary to offer this to the organizers of the competition as an innovation - to refuse voting in general and instruct the prosecutor to choose the winner. The verdict must endure the prosecutor. In Russia, this is known firmly.

Cemetery special forces

At the Khovansky cemetery in Moscow - the whole country knows this - an impressive battle between, as the media is neatly expressed, “representatives of two ethnic groups”. Reinforcement, bits, shooting, two hundred fighters, a bunch of crumpled cars and three corpses. The question is to which, by the way, no one answered - why right now the representatives of the “groups” decided that you could start battles with hundreds of participants? They could not count that the incidents simply would not notice? So there is something like that in the air.

But more interesting than what happens in the heads of bandits damaged by the bats, thoughts that come into the heads (fortunately, unnecessary) of Moscow officials. The city hall was silent to the last. And then the Minister of Trade and Services went to the television cameras Alexei Nemeryuk. He went out to inform: “quick response groups” will appear in large Moscow cemeteries. And Russia will become the only country ready for a zombie apocalypse,-Internet players continued joyfully.

However, it is important to understand that the city hall acts following the example of senior comrades without inventing anything. They implement a new universal principle: in any incomprehensible situation, create a national guard. They don’t give a big one - create a small one. Cemetery. Afterlife.

Then let's come up with why. Come in handy.

A hasty conclusion

Alexei Volin is accustomed to doubt the mental abilities of journalists, Sochi, May 19, 2016

Disputes around the dismissal of the leadership of the RBC holding, which NT wrote in the previous issue, do not subside. The discussion, for example, decided to connect with his sincere hatred of journalists and non -trivial ideas about the essence of freedom of speech, Deputy Minister of Communications Alexei Volin.

He spoke sharply and clearly: “When management, in fact, does not lead any changes in the economy of the enterprise and quit idiocy, finding a policy is the sweetest thing. Because this is an excellent salvation of accusations of incompetence and unprofessionalism in its work. ”

Ah, some dangerous, slippery statement. If in Russia and for idiocy, they fired, maybe we would have been sitting without work. But it’s scary to even start listing, without how many authorities, both legislative and executive, we could stay. Even, maybe ... however, enough, we will not about the sad.

Good investigator

Moreover, there are good news too.

Back in April, several boys from the Rostov region-not from a great mind-for some reason decided to take a picture, throwing up their hands (right). The gesture is characteristic and unambiguous. One bashful television channel called him a "Roman greeting." The photo hit the network, then in the eye of a vigilant citizen, the citizen stuck to the Investigative Committee ...

The Rostov investigators conducted an audit and reported that the children did not "show the Nazi greeting", but played the game "show where the sun is." And they gathered a rich crop of ridicule from the public.

But in fact, investigators, which is not so often, showed both decency and humanity. They did not sculpt against young fools at one of the "extremist" articles of the Criminal Code. They did not "increase the indicators of disclosure." They just left a young fool to wiser with young fools.

Now are such times that it is even surprising.

Loans interfered with us

87% of Russians believe that now it is not the time to take loans

65% of Russians believe that it is not the time to make large purchases

51% of Russians believe that the most difficult times ahead

83% of Russians are happy

Source: VTsIOM

Photo: Mikhail Japaridze/TASS