No problems

No problems with shoe cleaners, because they have our brains

We have no problems with those who look exactly like us, because they have our pain

We drink, drink, fall, no problems, we have no problems with alcohol

Fein Rüber K Ommen ist Doch Kein Problem , because we do not care, we were not there

You are not a problem, the problem is created by the one in your head

We have no problems with Deutche-Bank, because we spend our money without reaching it

Falling down right down is not a problem for us, because we are a master to fall into darkness

We do not need another doctor, because we are not sick and all that

We have no problems with the uniform members of the club, because the club in our heads is much larger

We have no problems with face control: if they do not let us in, we do not let them out

We have no problems with the poor service because we are not waiter partners

We have no problems with friends, we sleep with them

We have no problems with politics, because we do not know what we would do (Ronald Reagan, Wir Schweigen Uns Zu Tode )

We have no problems with women because they know why

We have no problems with the landscape, we have a car for flight

We have no problems with circles, we own feedback if you wait

We have no problems with the language, because we first write down and speak right away

Kill cars and fields, no problems!

We have no problems with Rolling Stones because we buy their guitars

We have no problems with men, we are gays from Rio

We have no problems with cubism because we know realism

We have no problems with the war, because the war comes at the end

It is not our problem that some have a lot of money

When we start early in the morning, for us it is not a problem to get drunk to forget our enemies

We have no problems with road robbers, we have everything borrow

We have no problems with transport, because we fly into the distance

We have no problems with the community, because the watch is guarded, and if the sentries are falling, you know what the problem is

We have no problems with believers because we are killers

We have no problems with the leaders, they are Staff of our dealers

We have no problems with fools, because they speak our language

Who reads this proposal, he will have no problems

This proposal has problems

We have no problems with the exchange of currency because they can delay it as much as they want

We have no problems with the war, because the war comes at the end.

It is not a problem for us to get home, because the street is our house

We have no problems with depression until they became fashionable

We have no problems with friends, because they have cheap arguments

We have no problems with explosive snakes, because we have enough friends

We have no problems with the streets because they are surrounded by houses

We have no problems with sweaters because they are warm and expensive

If during take -off you do not want to fasten your safety belt, immediately go to the ship's commander, but do not create problems

We have no problems with excess weight when we are on top

We have no problem with the salad, although we know those who have them

We have no problems with flowers, we spend the night in HammersMit

We have no problems with persistent fighters, we are generally quite aggressive

We have no problems with shoe cleaners, we step into shit

It is not a problem for us to sell our favorite paintings, because our favorite collectors will bring them back

We have no problems with experience if it is no longer alive

We have no problems with dance floors, you know why

Our stomach has no problems with clowns

We have no problems with visual effects, because they are we

It is not a problem for us to wander along the street, but not to the dentist

We were happy for many years, we do not need problems

We have no problems with sports because sport is not too interesting

We have no problems with the wrestling while they remain in the ring

We have no problems with Mozarella and Basilica, because for them we give Mousse au Chocolat

We have no problems with Guggenheim, because you cannot refuse when you were not invited

The poem was written by West German artists Martin Kippenberger and Albert Oelain, representatives of the "new wild" , in 1986.

Translated from English Gleb Naprenko