There is no money, but you hold

Another universal answer for all occasions (now from Dmitry Medvedev)

In February, an unnamed federal official gave a universal response for all occasions: “ Why not? "Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev on May 23 in Crimea performed no worse. When one of the local residents complained that pensions are not indexed, and eight thousand rubles are not enough for life, Medvedev replied: “We did not accept [indexation] at all. There is just no money now. Find money - we will index. You keep here, you are all good, good mood and health. ” Throughout the day after that, users of social networks discussed in which circumstances Medvedev’s answer would be useful - it turned out that almost any.

Here is Medvedev's performance:

The phrase of the Prime Minister can be used in filling out the tax return:

In the restaurant:

To pay for housing and communal services:

On the plane:

In Chechnya:

And even in the elections:

Interestingly, Medvedev’s performance is almost perfectly illustrated by the recentmeme about the helicopter pilot , waved by a drowning person:

And here is the finished decree of the government “On the support of the poor population”:

In between, users remembered that two years ago Dmitry Medvedev was much more optimistic:

Perhaps it will only be worse further:

According to Flashcrimea, a source in the government of Sevastopol has already declared women who tried the Prime Minister with questions about pensions, provocateurs: “This is obviously planned provocation. There is nothing to discuss here. ” Medvedev himself on the evening of May 24 wrote on his Facebook that “people with a variety of questions and problems approached him in Crimea, and all these problems will be controlled. “Despite the economic difficulties through which our country passes, we have all the possibilities for solving the tasks facing us,” the Prime Minister concluded.