Goodbye, our affectionate bear, return to your fairy forest

Clock-something is so new, but uninteresting
TVs-something even less interesting
MacOS - Siri on computers!
iOS - Tim Cook spent the annual supply of words “amazing” and “incredible”, trying to explain what a cool update it is.
Now they show a video about programmers similar to ordinary people. It is scary to know that they can get lost among us.
Development keyboard on the iPad!

It looks that even children will be interested (probably)

I remembered that I had a purchased application for the same, but I was too lazy to go beyond the first lesson :(
The iPad application, which will allow you to learn programming. Cool
Cook returned and praises Swift - Apple programming language.
On stage Tim Cook. Talks about the Swift programming language created by Apple.
The developers will receive iOS 10, a public beta version will appear in July, and ordinary users will receive it in the fall. Slide with devices on which it will be possible to install the system showed too fast
Apple makes a very powerful emphasis on protecting user data. They even quoted a smart professor who terribly praises their efforts.
Federigi emphasizes that artificial intelligence analyzes your pictures directly on the iPhone, without transmitting data anywhere.
Wow. End encryption in messages and calls. Powerful

Craig ordered Sams from Messages.
People will be divided into two groups - the first will send messages with effects. The second will torment the first to be taught.
Messages will also open to developers. Stickers, and all sorts of integration.
Imessage will appear stickers (more than user)
For an hour and a half, they told us about four operating systems in order to rub for another half an hour, what a cool iMessage. The leaders on stage try to cope with the effects, but it turns out so so

We are silent because they show on the stage how cool it is to use iMessage when you do not have access to Telegram.
And you can also write messages by hand (but no one needs it)
In the messages, you can make a bubble with the message with a huge, small or hidden spoiler. In the latter case, it will be necessary to draw a finger to read.
Effects in messages. It seems the first to do this on Facebook to the messenger, where it was possible to send Valentines or something like that.
Now you can slip in the text, and the words will be replaced by the corresponding emojes

Innovation in messages - sent links unfold in a small preview. It seems that this is the last place where such a function has earned
In iOS 10, VOIP support was integrated - calls on the Internet, in short. Communication operators will be tight

If someone calls you and leave a voice message, you will receive a text decryption! And by the way, the iPhone will now inform you if you are called spamers
House management - on an iPhone, iPad and watch.

Finally, it became clear why IPAD needed - to control your house.
Apple Home is a platform for managing a “smart home”, which can only be dreamed of so far (but in theory you can already turn on, turn off the light and open the garage door)

Apple News received a new design, but since neither the previous nor new to you and we can’t see, let's just say: M, Okay. And, there will also be notifications of urgent news.

Now to Apple News. An appendix that is not in Russia, so you read Medusa. By the way, we are on iOS, download .
So let's see another advertisement of Apple Music
It’s somewhat embarrassing to look at the presentation of El Musik.
While we are told about Apple Music (boring), look at the Apple Music advertisement (cool)
Apple Music was completely redrawn!
Cards opened for developers. Now you can find a restaurant right in the card application, order a table there, call a taxi, pay it and track the situation on the card.
Oh, cards will be available to developers. This is all (well, or much) already on Google cards. But better late than never.
A rather interesting presentation by iOS interrupts the story about Apple maps, working normally in one and a half cities in the United States.
There will be more tips in the cards. You can find food.
The iPhone now gluing photos and videos from different places in the video. And it was also in Google Photos!
And the rest of the photo album in the iPhone is now like Google Photos: he can now automatically group photos, events and so on. I must say that this is a good innovation (but I don’t remember that I really took advantage of this function).

In general, this function is in Google Photos and it is brilliant: you write “cats”, and it finds all photos with cats.
This is nothing, Boris. An advanced artificial intelligence will look closely at the photographs to define faces and what is happening in the photograph.
You can find horses in photography!
And again, my inner paranoid tensed, as Siri will now read your messages to add something to your calendar.
Let me remind you, you can discuss the presentation in this telegram chat . Do not forget to turn off the notifications
"Siri, find Capibar on Medusa"
Someday we will be able to say "Siri, read all the cool chapitoski." Yes, Boris?
Siri will become available to the developers of third -party applications!
You can watch the video in notifiers.
This situation: in iOS 10, they added a function that Android users know how Google Ni - widgets with various useful information hid in the left screen.
He just deleted a notification that Taylor Swift wants to add him to friends on Facebook !!!
Now to see notifications on a blocked screen, just raise the phone.

We go to the most interesting
MacOS Sierra will come out in the fall.
In general, now Apple devices are really connected. You are going to buy something on the computer, pops up Apple Pay, confirm by pressing the finger on the Touch-ine phone. Well, you will unlock this matter for hours.
In short, Siri on the computer is almost as useless as on the phone. Siri, turn on the playlist. Siri, look on the Internet for me.
Siri will come to the poppy. Hooray
Aaaa in the opera already there is
I wonder what the commissions will have this thing.
Apple Pay is not going to Russia yet, by the way.
Federigi said that the new MacOS will learn how to clean the place on the disk. But not in a gross, but simply copy unnecessary files to the cloud.
It would be better to deal with the “other” section in information about the contents of the hard drive.

Apple Pay will be available in the web. Yes, it will be possible to buy on the Internet with the help of EPPA.
You can copypage from one device to another. This is cool. We all need this.
Back to the origins.
Oh, I don't like the idea when the clock is logged in a laptop.
The first real reason has appeared to buy Apple Watch - the clock will be able to unlock the computer.
Look at these beams. MacOS Sierra - the name of the new version of the system

OS X became MacOS. We called her that
Craig Federigi on stage
Everything is synchronized with everything, you can quickly log in in all your APPs. My inner paranoid is paranoite.
What you have to rejoice at Apple's average adorer (it's about the application to the iPhone)
Iphone can be played with your TV.
Six thousand applications have already reached the TV. They allow you to watch TV on TV, how convenient.
Appl TV - Now Eddie Kew will tell about applications in TVs.
If you have not yet fallen asleep, now you will definitely fall asleep.
The new system will appear on the clock in the fall. And the new watch, apparently, never.
Breathe application will remind you to breathe deeper. Apple is sure that it is useful.
If you have subscribed to important notifications from online, now you will find out that nothing is going on. We are still waiting!
You can talk with friends prepared phrases. Emeism.
I returned with pistachios and chocolate, and here is still about fitness function in the clock. And now you can get friends with your fitness appropriation!

The Sultan became bored, he went to the store. I am also bored. A very dull presentation about the clock.
Oh, they say one chip was stolen from a clock on android. Hehe
You can put a photo of children on El Catch
Such innovation: data on your activity can be seen immediately under the watch.

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In short, the situation is this: they announced Watchos 3, the applications are launched very quickly in it, and the control panel also appeared. OK
But apparently - everyone likes it very much. On each pause, people clap.
Wow, a meaningless application is launched a million times faster.
Ah, here they are: Watchos, TV-Sos, OS X and iOS. Let's start with the clock (I wanted to say “from the most boring”, but the TVs are even boring).
Maybe I have something with mathematics, but it seems to be five
Apple is about to talk about 4 platforms:
Table computers, iPhones, iPads, watches and Apple-TV.
Cook speaks of a new generation of developers.
The new generation would be more productive if it were possible to collect the build of its application for an iPhone without paying $ 99 a year.
The youngest participant in the Apple conference is only 9 years old. And this is a girl!
Before the presentation, Cook paid attention to yesterday's terrorist attack in Orlando. “In the Apple community are people from around the world. With different past and different points of view. We are proud of our diversity, it makes us stronger and moves everyone forward. ”
In the hall is a minute of silence.

Tim Cook says thanks to everyone
On stage Tim Cook, waves a pen
Apple-tingo! The rules, if you forgot: they heard a phrase or topic - they crossed out the cell. Collected a line or column - won!
Usually, before Apple's presentations, we tell you what to wait. This time we will not do this, because (there is a suspicion) that everything will be bored, but I do not want to upset you in advance
Hi, I'm Borya. I am a developer in Meduz. I am afraid to set up updates from EPL, as they constantly break my setup. It would be emizing if they did not do that anymore.
And yes, the iPhones will not show today. I mean, they are represented in the fall, and now is summer.
Hello-hi! My name is Sultan, and I will watch Apple's presentation with you. Hold on there and a good mood for you