Hold on!

The fact that the new regions of Russia must take an example from the old

“There is no money, but you hold on” is very, very much. And most importantly, in each letter there is so much truth that the bottoms are not visible. I heard this news on autoradio. What did it look like? The citizen’s question caught Medvedev for eating black caviar with a platinum scoop from a giant bady, and after “... but you hold on ...” he burst out laughing in the intonations of the Werther robot? As if in a slow shoot, I see how eggs from the mouth #2, having reached the tired face of a citizen, make her often blink.

The next day, the news reported that D. Medvedev’s words were torn from context. Surely. I think the Crimean need to be planted for extremism and inciting the bonfires of revolutions. Well, or, having shown humanism, just send a group of Cossacks to be beaten. Or, softer and soft, publish on Instagram a video where she, without pants, apologizes for a impudent lie.

It is not clear what exactly the inhabitants of Crimea are missing? The reunion should have been enough. Obligated. Now also electricity in excess. You can compensate for dinner by conducting battles with bare cables, making the phrase “Obama Smo” from the illuminated windows of multi -apartment buildings or letting the threatening lightning view of Saakashvili and NATO Bloc. Soon there will be a bridge. It will probably even be possible to jump from him.

The new regions of the Russian Federation need to take an example from the regions of the old ones. Announcement in the Uritsk district newspaper "New Life": "I will sell a jacket of women., Autumn-spring rod 46 or exchange for potatoes." Here it is, a normal sober approach. It can be seen that people are not used to dripping, but used to hold on.

Those who ask for money from Medvedev - they faded. You can completely without money. True, you need to wear black, get up early and not have allergies to a combin

Terrible, ungrateful, greeders of Crimea. They forgot that their sons were saved from crucifixion in central squares, and their minor daughters from group rape refugees from Syria. Or is it not in Ukraine? It doesn't matter, these are the nuances. All refugees have already returned to Palmyra, billionaires on the cello play them. In general, it is not clear how a sandwich with Margarine climbs in the throat, until the last mine in the UNESCO protected by the UNESCO is a world cultural heritage?

With all responsibility, I can say that those who ask Medvedev’s money, got drunk. You can completely without money. True, you need to wear black, get up early and not have an allergy to a combin. But there is no money at all. About 700,000 salary will confirm that if Medvedev came to visit a prisoner, not a single request for money would have sounded.

On June 27, 2016, a court will be held, which will consider the possibility of parole ZEK Navalny. In the photo: IK-5, where Oleg sits alone

And if this option is still not suitable, then hold on.

Hold on, we’ll finish only the cosmodrome ...

Hold on, we will shift the tiles ...

Hold on, we’ll just hold the championship ...

Hold on, but we will force the state -owned companies to pay dividends ...

Hold on, just turn the rivers in the desert ...

Hold on, but we will release the iPhone7 yourself ...

There is no money, hold on.

At least to the election.

Then it will be possible to calmly stay for another 6 years.

Photo: Valery Sharifulin/ITAR-TASS, faces of TV