Our innovations

Russia is often called backward and even wild. This is a lie. It is great with ideas in Russia. The most daring innovations of the last week were collected by The New Times

Hermeneutics issues

In our innovation - a special spirit. There are few technical innovations for us - any American will cope with them. We are interested in, we need innovations in the field of mental. In that, for example, there are no innovation of football fans, passers -by and other fans. But when they begin to justify and support state men and state television channels, this is a serious novelty. Or another example.

On June 13, vigilant citizens informed the police that Gazelle was traveling around the city with portraits of Nemtsov and “provocative inscriptions” on the sides. The police rushed to look for a criminal car (and fortunately, it seems, they did not find it). But they found other passers -by, unclear, photographed and posted photos on the Internet. So, attention, provocative inscription:

“Reforms begin when the money ends. Boris Nemtsov. "

There is a hermeneutic breakthrough, a new word in the science of interpretation. An unprepared person does not immediately guess that citizens were frightened. Who and what can this phrase provoke? Power, or something, reforms? Something is not believed.

However, since the police reacted to the signal, it means that there really is provocation, and simply not all are ready for innovative ways to interpret the concept of “provocation”.

There is innovation, but there is also sadness. “Gazelle” was found, photographed, but no citizens who have widened the police. And for some reason, I still want to know their surnames and see their faces.

Zombie attack

There are good innovators, but there are evil. And the particular joy is that good innovators come to success and realize their ideas, and the evil tolerate collapse. At least in Russia.

Russian Prosecutor General Yuri Chaika (freshly transferred, by the way) supported the idea of ​​Elena Mizulina (whose still) about the need to oblige providers to introduce preliminary filtration of user correspondence in messengers. You can guess why - an unprepared person is impossible. Where did he go to the innovative thinking of Senator Mizulina.

That's why.

“In social networks,” says Mizulin, “a number of closed groups were identified, zombie teenagers to kill police officers.”

So - it is necessary to censor private correspondence and identify the "propaganda of suicide and pedophilia." Where the transition from hunting for law enforcement officers to pedophilia is not an ordinary person, we will not even try.

“We are undoubtedly ready to do it. One head is good, but two are better, ”Mizulina Chaika answered. So good innovators found each other, and soon another innovation will improve our lives.

And what about evil innovators? Evil innovators are obviously shameful. The epidemics of the murders of police adolescents, fortunately, are not observed. Therefore, their black plans failed and even the latest technologies did not help villains.

The gates of Tsaregrad

Soon and Moscow will feel all the power of intelligence Vitaly Milonov, Petersburg, May 25, 2016

Another person known by non-trivial ideas-the St. Petersburg deputy Vitaliy Milonov will soon come to a new level. He won the primaries of United Russia and may well become a deputy of the State Duma. In the meantime, preparing.

He turned, for example, to Dmitry Medvedev with a proposal to return to Istanbul the historical name - Constantinople. Speech (this is lucky for us) not about the new Russo-Turkish war, but about the reform of geographical maps, textbooks and other things.

Milonov fights, of course, for the restoration of historical justice: “The historical name of this place will symbolize the memory of our country and our people about the tragic history of Byzantium. We do not deny its modern name, but leave our right to historical justice, albeit enclosed in the form of a symbol. ”

And the innovation here, I think, is to whom the appeal is directed. It turns out that people who think that Dmitry Medvedev can solve something can still resolve something in the St. Petersburg wilderness. Well, nothing, the deputy will move to Moscow after the elections and will figure out what's what.

Cleaning program

Well, since we can’t get away from the election topic, we’ll finish it. The FSO officers detained on Red Square, near the mausoleum, a man with an ax. They detained, as it turned out, on June 11, but the press about the incident reported a lot later - representatives of special services like to keep their secrets.

Given the permanent pogrom organized by the Moscow Government in the city center for the benefit of residents, the appearance of a person with an ax in the Kremlin could not have paid attention. And taking into account the economic situation in the country, it should not be surprised either.

But this man had a special, clear and daring plan. He said that he came from the Rostov region to "deal with Lenin, close the mausoleum and wake the dead."

And perhaps this is the most intelligible from the election programs that were voiced by candidates for deputies of the State Duma. In any case, for now.

Unfortunately, the potential winner of the vote was delivered not to the CEC for registration, but to the "one of the psychiatric clinics of the city."

Our faith

57% of Russians believe that the Russian national team will leave the group

15% - will go to the semifinals

10% - will become a champion

52% - indifferent to football

Source: VTsIOM