How I comprehended the cultural code of contemporaries and found out who goes to the program "Let's get married"

The section Cognition has long and stubbornly studies this world of the onset of post -apocalypse - including from the point of view of cultural codes. Olga Osipova, director of the mysticism and extrasensory perception department, has already said what would happen if a week without a break is watching TV-3, and then for a day-humor-TV , our brave author Kira Tulchinskaya for a week listened to Radio Radonezh for a week. TV and television are interested in us as a method of modern knowledge and as its object. And today, our reader Masha Orlinskaya will tell you what she managed to find out about the filming of the popular television show from the seller of Simcart and the professional groom of Alexei.

I once read the articles of my beloved samizdat and decided that it was time. It's time to rush into a frantic study of the world of the onset of post -apocalypse. My education is quite suitable: on the first tower I am a philologist, according to the second - an art critic. For reference: I have no telika for about a year. In short, I have nothing to talk about with people. I know neither about the groups, nor about dubious stars.

But here it so happened that I got acquainted with the boy quite by accident (which is more likely to call an uncle), who went to the TV show “Let's get married”. I repent, a couple of times my mother and I watched this staging murmur on Channel One and all asked all the vicious question - well, who will go there, no, who needs to be to go there? What a normal person will say to the whole country: “I have passed all the bars, dating sites and neighbors - nothing happened. Larisa, save! ” And so, fate gave me a walking answer.
To begin with, the comrade did not appear in the interview to which I invited him. After long wanderings and explanations, the meeting took place, but in three metro stations from the initially agreed territory. By the way, do you remember the game "Viselitsa"? Where you try to guess the word, and the worse you are doing, the more the little man draws. Here, in my head, when meeting with the hero of my story, the word “asshole” instantly turned out, and the head with the handles under him was already clearly visible.

The boy (uncle) Lesha turned out to be the seller of Simcart. Right in the apron "Tele-2" and stood near the metro. At first I really wanted to brush off him at all, they say, I don’t need your cheap connection. But it turned out that this is the groom, his own person. And I did not admit.

In general, we settled Lesha and I in a suspicious cafe and began to chat. He began to assure me that a normal guy. And in general, he had a woman at the time of filming. Only then did she stop talking to him. Some kind of nervous woman was.

Well, then my pink glasses cracked in half. Maybe I will now show you a baby, and you have been in the know for a long time, but this news really stunned me. It turned out that all the participants in the show on which Lyosha was on were novice models that very had to light up. They are told that they should say about what sequence to sob and laugh and what to wear. The outcome of the program matters only for those who watch it, and the participants after filming usually sit in a taxi and go home to their wife. Everyone is trying to play something, and Stanislavsky at that time, spinning in the coffin, makes the centrifugal power of the earth, poor. For example, in the program there was a moment when one of the participants burst into tears. Another participant listened touchingly, listened, and went to console. Lyosha assured me that this moment was stopped three times, they still could not cry at the right time or not to confuse the word of comfort. There was also a participant who solemnly stated that she was innocent. But, as the “groom” claims, you can’t say by passionate kisses in a taxi.

In general, Lesha turned out to be a guy who was rude in the world of Telik. He led me further and began to talk about deception in other shows. For example, in lovely programs, where people who like to eat, they seem to get rid of this habit and its consequences, no one really loses weight. They are simply dressed up by the end of the season in pulling underwear, and their face is drawn without cheeks. There was also a story about some dummy couple in the world of show business, but it was too difficult to memorize, my head could no longer stand it. And to record all this in the same notebook in which I had lectures on the urgent problems of contemporary art history, I did not want to.

The conversation was long and for me complete new discoveries. Closer to his logical conclusion, Lesh still asked what I would do with this information. I began to throw myself with words like “gender analysis”, “philosophy of postmodernism”, “post -apocalypse” and others like them. The boy (uncle) looked at me with sparrow eyes and obviously did not cut into the irony. Then he asked to drink his former to all this, so that she was jealous. And be sure to say that now he has a woman a hundred times more beautiful and nicer.

When Lesha asked who would pay for coffee, I finished the imaginary man of the leg and went to be sad home. I have no place in this world. It is necessary at least “bitterly” or something, to see. How to live now, my friend, with all this knowledge?