What to do with the corpse of New Year's eating?

If in the New Year your finances felt a little better than the budget of the Karelian city of Sortaval, and you did not have to take the Christmas tree on credit , now you probably think how to do a ritual tree with a bald corpse, which is mercilessly clogged with a carpet. There will be an old New Year tonight, and therefore, specially for you, samizdat “Butnka, you are a transformer” made up instructions for what to do with the obsolete New Year's totem.

Wrap with barbed wire

In Russia, only 0.4% of the acquittal of sentences are issued, so why not decorate the New Year tree with barbed wire, aswas done in the Botanical Garden of the Southern Federal University? Such a spruce can not be removed for a whole year, it will regularly excite patriotic feelings and wean a cat to chew the needles.

Decorate with a garland "Putin Huylo!"

Animation with this text appeared on the Christmas tree in Sydney . “This is our family creative. Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! Glory to Ukraine! " - It is said in the description of the video on YouTube. And if you add a little barbed wire, it will turn out excellently.

Hang the heads of the cows

Participants in the rally in front of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine decorated the spruce with the cut heads of the cows . In their opinion, such New Year's toys symbolize devastation in the country's agriculture. If you live in Russia, do not forget about context and imagination, read the news about oil.

Dress a portrait of Stalin

A couple of years ago, in the Sverdlovsk Legislative Assembly, the New Year's spruce was decorated with portraits of the leaders of the USSR . The decorations were chosen by the employees of the Novouralsky History and Local History Museum, who called the installation of "Christmas tree of my childhood." Since 2013, this approach has become even more relevant.

Decorate dishes

In the city of Proksa, the Nizhny Novgorod Region, residents hung the city Christmas tree with kitchen utensils . Indeed, soon the dishes will not be needed, because all the food will be crushed by rollers on the border.

Do not photograph your spruce!

You do not want to be in the police, how did thishappen to a resident of Kolomna ? Valentin Sokolov photographed city Christmas trees, but the police took him to the department. They said that it was impossible to shoot next to the administration. The police refused to provide a list of prohibited for photography, so it is possible that your dull bald tree is also under the protection of unexpected bodies.

Brew the corpse of wood into metal

Are you for hardcore? Then do as a real Vologdan. There they welded the Christmas tree from the rails , decorating it with bolts and brackets. Do not forget that for installation you will need a car crane and tower.

Burn!

If the spruce is tired, but you are too lazy to take it out, you can turn the coniferous tree into a “unopened bunk” using pyrotechnics, as Ekibastuz did in the Kazakhstan city. Only cautiously, several people have already died from the fire this year.

Feed the bison

In the normal capital of Russia, New Year's spruce is collected to process them and make sawdust for bison . It turns out that these healthy men like to wallow in sawdust, arrange a wild skewer there and even there are coniferous chips. Let your tree die with benefit.

Just remove

And if someone is against your strong-willed decision, to kill him, as was done in Udmurtia .

Happy New Year, friends!