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We lose it
The network is excited by the next disappearance of Putin
Yesterday it became known that the president canceled several trips planned this week - moreover, it turned out that he did not appear in public since July 1.
From the public space, the president does not disappear for the first time, and each time everyone timidly hopes that this is still for a reason.
Putin disappeared.
- two words (@2_slova) July 6, 2016
Putin has not appeared in public since July 1, he canceled all visits for an indefinite period. The Kremlin does not give any comments. As always in such cases, the nomenclature is embarrassed and trembling listening to whether the Secretary General will make his last breath ...
The word "Secretary General" is associated with Putin not in vain:
Putin is in power as much as Brezhnev. 16 and a half years.
As in the case of Brezhnev, under the power of the new "Secretary General", a whole generation grew.
The first generation has grown, which saw no one except Putin. The result on the video (pregnant women do not watch!) Https://t.co/nx9hctzgvn
- EchaI news (@_a_n_t_s_) JULY 2, 2016
And, as with Brezhnev, Putin still seriously believes in the final and irrevocable disappearance of Putin.
Ivan the Terrible also said several times that he was dying, he watched the courtiers will behave. Those who believed and went to the throne, executed.
Original jokes on this topic every year is more difficult to come up with, but they are still there.
In a cafe near the house, I involuntarily listen to DFM. In general - AD, they discussed the players. But it’s funny about Putin: “Imagine someone sends him an SMS:“ Where are you ??? ”
- plushev (@plushev) July 6, 2016
Without panic! Lenin, Tsoi and Putin are alive!
- Peskova's mustache (@sandy_mustache) July 6, 2016
As usual in such cases, the topic of doubles surfaced.
All the same, liberals !! Putin did not disappear anywhere, the other day I saw him in the subway! He is alive, alive! pic.twitter.com/uanbsy2zjd
- Fifth Column (@5th_kolonna) July 6, 2016
Putin died last year. Now Putin’s double has died. FSB, not tired of deceiving people?
- Pavel Shehtman (@pavelshehtman) July 6, 2016
Microbloggers lost Putin again? How many doubles have they counted?
- Maria Katasonova (@katasonovamaria) July 6, 2016
Doubles, as you know, is seven.
Once a year they all disappear - they have a meeting of doubles! pic.twitter.com/dpybvgnh3p
- Catch up! E7y09 (@mix_voronezh) July 6, 2016
Conspirological versions also have where without them.
Putin announced that the United States is the only superpower in the world and disappeared. Hm. Not bad.
- Pani Walewska (@pani_walewska) July 6, 2016
Just Astakhov took Putin hostage and let go only if Putin does not fire him.
- Revolutionary thoughts (@vvp2_0) July 6, 2016
The International Commission for the investigation of the MH17 crash in the Donbass arrived in Moscow. Putin disappeared. Sliding? pic.twitter.com/1zd4axqbfz
- Fields behind the hillock (@lndcalling) July 6, 2016
Most of the speculation around the upcoming NATO summit.
Who has versions of "sudden cancellation" of all the planned visits of the President of the Russian Federation for the next week announced on the eve of the NATO summit?
1. Blef in front of the summit, with an attempt to get to the first pages of the media, similar to Putin's disappearance last year;
2. The Russian Federation prepares something serious, because According to Insaid Oleg Ponomar, Russia very much wanted to hold a meeting of the NATO-Russia Council to the summit. In order to try to somehow influence future decisions against Ukraine and Georgia, it is habitual to scare and tweak. But NATO very unequivocally discarded these Wishlist and said that we will familiarize you with all the decisions of the summit after "
Honestly, I am afraid of sudden disappearance of GDP. The present happened on the eve of the NATO summit, and Moscow has a long -standing tradition to believe its own paranoid fears (see Able Archer). GDP proved that he is capable of anything, like his former chief Andropov. Consider me a panicr.
In RBC , they noticed that the Orthodox Church on July 5 called for praying for Putin online:
The online-band organized the Orthodox social network "Elitsa", which has 100 thousand users, told RBC the director of the portal Valery Chepuhalin. “Prayer by agreement is a trend that is now fashionable when people who are in different cities gather in a group of five to 15 people and pray. We decided to scaling this trend, ”said Chepukhalin. According to him, since Tuesday, a prayer for Vladimir Putin, Patriarch Kirill, politicians, sick and all those in need will begin at 21:00 Moscow time and last five minutes.
The church calls for pray for Putin daily. "It will not take much time, and the fruits promise large." Video https://t.co/obdlu4arbh
- Pavel Pryanikov (@netovetz) July 6, 2016
Perhaps the president is sick? Gazeta.ru "Sources in the Kremlin" reported that he simply "wants to focus" on a difficult international setting. Toward evening, the Kremlin press service stated that Putin talked on the phone with Obama.
You have buried Putin, and he reports to Obama, what else is alive
-Rogozin-on-Orbita (@lyapunovs) July 6, 2016
But the most popular version is "cosmetic repairs". This was discussed the last time when the president did not appear in public for 11 days - in March 2015.
Then a rumor thickened from the omissions that Putin was dying again. The last time he disappeared, it was like Botox was not fresh. And now?
- Ilya Novikov (@vertiporokh) July 6, 2016
Ah, Putin canceled three trips planned for a week in Russia, does not appear in public. What are you worried about, the next refueling by Botox.
- Notes of a madman (@pavel_xii) July 6, 2016
And Botox for Putin does not fall under sanctions?
-Rogozin-on-Orbita (@lyapunovs) July 6, 2016
Putin spoke with Washington by phone for various regional problems, and went back to tightening again ...
Putin as a phoenix: once a year dies, so that in ten days he is reborn again
It remains to find out whether Russia can do without some time without Putin.
Vyacheslav Volodin believes that "there will be no Putin - there will be no Russia." I wonder where Russia will be the next week?
- PERZIAN ROSISI (@Kermlinrussia) July 6, 2016
Putin was gone again, but Russia is not yet.
- Mud Roissy (@fake_midrf) July 6, 2016
The most harmless version of the disappearance looks like this:
What, a person is not entitled to just sit in July?
Crap. (((Even a pity for a man! In the garden (or in?) Cucumbers went, banks need to be rolled up, raspberries are rushed, you need to hide the potatoes, pour the cabbage, only rolls the sleeves, only in Starikovsky will be disarmed from somewhere a homon "Where is Volodya? Volodya, Ay!".
Alas, if the president was idle, then not for long - today he again took up work.
The President of the Russian Federation signed the "anti -terrorist package of Yarova" - the Kremlin.
- Vladimir Bartholomeev (@varfolomeev) July 7, 2016
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Alya Ponomareva
Social Networks Editor Radio Liberty