Alexander Melman: "Choose me!"

“And we have elections on the nose. How, you don’t know, do not know? You don’t live by them, do not take advantage of? Do not fall asleep with candidates on the lips? Well, do you give!

On this occasion, we organized debates on television here. On Goskanal, you know. In theory, this should be the most rating program. After all, the elections are fateful, they affect your life. Wow, how they influence! ” - writes a television critic on a blog on the website of the Echo of Moscow radio station.

"But I will ask anyone, for some reason no one is looking. Ignore, land it. I would oblige these debates to all citizens of the Russian Federation to watch without fail. You will miss once - a warning, two - a deprivation of salaries by 50%, three - generally dismiss you to a damn mother."

“I look, if possible. Immediately I recall the film“ Elections Day. ”Or“ oligarch ”. Or as Dobkin and Kernes together prepared a speech in the Kharkov province. Well, very ridiculous.

These people stand behind their stands, like cockerels on poles. And they are kukarchy, of course. One kukakakika that will make us happy by changing the whole economic policy. It is very incomprehensible. Another that will pay all pensions three times more. Great! The third that Putin is to blame for everything. Even better".

"Establishing debates as discrediting elections. Everyone knows that they are not and will not. And the candidates know that we know this. And they still play such a fun game.

Vote for the room ... Yes, these are not a party, these are numbers. Like a blood type on the sleeve. Or painted with a ball on the hand in the Soviet vast line behind the Finnish set. "

“Not programs compete, but jackets. Money, not ideas. It is an order of magnitude funnier than the“ crooked mirror ”or“ laughing ”. It is important to tune in correctly. Tune in to humor, friends! Laugh with us, laugh like us better than us. And then everything will be in perfect order. In full."