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There will be a city-ad
Muscovites criticize the next demolition of the stalls, and the state media praise the mayor
In Moscow, a new portion of pavilions and stalls was demolished, designated by the mayor's "Samostroy". The demolition was known in advance, and the owners managed to morally prepare for it. Only the townspeople did not prepare, who once again lost their comfortable places to buy all kinds of little things.
People in orange vests raised a tap, put on a truck and took away my daughter’s favorite kiosk in an unknown direction, in which we bought all sorts of little things: toys, hair gums, batteries and children's painting books. The kiosk stood in a crowded place, on the boulevard, and seemed unshakable, like eternity itself. A whole ritual was connected with him.
“The enlargement of the trade business,” I suggested. “Optimization of corruption schemes.” The daughter nodded knowingly, tore off the bouquet and put in place where the kiosk stood - a square hole gaping in the asphalt with torn edges. “Let's go,” she said. “Probably, he is already in a special paradise, where kiosks after death are.” She smiled, but tears stood in her eyes ...
It would seem that it was possible to draw conclusions from the first "night of long buckets" and somehow soften the blow to the townspeople, but it is unlikely that the Moscow authorities thought about something like that.
United Russia continues to conduct an election campaign in Moscow. After a couple of days, we will again have the night of the demolition of stalls and trading pavilions, and officials sincerely do not understand that they make people's lives more uncomfortable and only repeat the bootantra about “smelly stalls” (which my favorite pavilion stinked on a click with organic shampoos and stockings, which there is nowhere to buy more in the area), instead of which they put beautiful metro station to the metro station Blackening gold toilets.
But ok, let me stay constructive. So, I simulated for myself how the demolition of a self -building of a normal person should look.
1. The Moscow City Hall collects a small business. He says that here, they say, we must fight for aesthetics, let's look for solutions together.
2. Those whose buildings fall under demolition are provided in approximately the same area on the first floors of houses for rent on preferential conditions for the first year. Shops a month before demolition begin to spread leaflets "Dear customers, we are moving."
3. For those who do not take the replacement of the premises, one -time compensation are paid.
4. The metro is organized by the distribution of leaflets "where to find your favorite stores now."
All.
"The beginning of the second wave of demolition of the objects of self -construction in Moscow." After the fifth wave, the colonization of these places will begin with aliens stalls
- Rip News (@riarip) August 29, 2016
The Night PR action of United Russia was a success. From what he heard from passers -by himself: “Caring for the small business, yeah. We will develop and support, of course ”: all this is pronounced against the background of the ruins that the excavator continues to destroy. After all, the story is not about pavilions, not about aesthetics, but that private property exists exactly until the state was interested in the state in the person of a particular official.
People go along the roadway in the clouds of dust, anticipating how freely it will soon breathe in the liberated Arcanar.
True, there there will be nowhere to buy any food, no water, nor a SIM card, nor household trifles, but the wasteland requires sacrifice.
Thank you, Sergey Semenovich, for honesty. You have shown the future both cities and countries under the direction of current government. And yes, dear Muscovites and guests of the capital, I will remind you: do not try to hide behind "Paper of Property." The excavator is already on the way.
I remember well that for 2 weeks of the Civil War in the 1993 MSKVA, not a single stall was defeated by the parties https://t.co/H7HGNM19SC
- GLEB PAVLOVSKY (@Glebpavlovsky) August 29, 2016
@Glebpavlovsky @aavst "The Night of Long Bucket-2" was possible because the Muscovites did not go out onto the streets and squares against protests against
- undos (@undos_l) August 29, 2016
For Sobyanin, Moscow is a temple. And as Jesus, he expels merchants and changed from the temple. Excavators.
- Sergey Elkin (@sergey_elkin) August 26, 2016
"In Moscow, they reported on the demolition of more than a hundred objects of self -construction," write news ribbons. Such is not a subtle manipulation of information - to name private and fully legalized buildings "self -building" - and demolish <to the line ", then we will figure it out. Like the last time, the owners of the demolished buildings indicate that construction was carried out with all permits. As last time, the courts on their side, at least in terms of registration and terms of what is happening. The answer to the question "Who needs it?" It is obvious, and this is definitely not a population that loses shops in walking distance (I wrote a peak, as I walked 2 kilometers in the VDNH area in search of drinking water). I am indignant.
For some reason, this happened completely everyday, and the audience is not particularly indignant, and the owners of the stalls are quietly, diligently - but without scandals - they pulled out of their trifle at the very last moment from under the buckets, and the police with the workers did not particularly interfere with the shooting, and passers -by turned away.
All the stalls were demolished at the metro and Kropotkinskaya, on the electric factory - everything except McDonald's and Shawarma 24, and there are 107 stalls and shopping centers in the city, or there are no illegal ones.
Many note that this time the "night of long buckets" in social networks comment much less. Crying by stalls joined on a par with complaints of a dug -up center of the city, endless traffic jams, flooded streets and other signs of "landscaping", from which the city is becoming more and more inconvenient for life.
He returned to Moscow. The best day of the city will be the resignation of Sobyanin. The city is terrible.
How to despise residents, so that on the last Sunday before the first of September, arranged endless, motionless traffic jams. The garden ring is narrowed on a huge piece exactly half - put asphalt, rush to the day of the city, showdown. Most metro stations have one lane left - dump trucks are pulled there to smash the stalls (so that the kids go to school along the ruins and gain legal knowledge, probably). Thanks to the Moscow government for our happy childhood.
Our pre-election and construction cycle is amazing and beautiful: for two years we admired the decaying skeletons of construction projects in Balashikha and with difficulty squeezed out a click, enthusiasts and Kolomensky metromost between half-dead repairs. In the pre -election year, everyone ran up, as bitten in the ass, construction, overpasses, roads and bridges are built and repairing 24/7.
That will have time to build before the elections is lucky, because in the winter the bankruptcy of construction companies will begin that even the little that owes after all the drunks and kickbacks (the construction of three shifts is expensive), then for several years surviving builders will be bown and come to their senses, and the inhabitants to admire the unfinished and stand in traffic jams, and there, you look, new elections.
The most scandalous thing in the current demolition of the stalls is unusual indifferent silence about this.
The second night of long knives passed quietly and imperceptibly.
The media stated a fact.
Propaganda cars talked about the awareness of 70% of real estate owners of their wrong and independent demolition of objects for only 55 thousand rubles.
That is how much in our Moscow is the Samostroy today with compensation from the budget.
Unfortunate people who believe that they have ownership rights, do not receive compensation and will have to pay extra to Sobyanin for the possibility of their property to lose.
Residents of the capital did not react in any way.
“Not yet residents,” according to the definition of the mayor who attributed to this category of participants in social networks, noise and unconvincing.
Two Frenchmen caught Ort, near the demolition of one of the objects late at night, rejoiced and admired by the courage of the workers, for which they were graciously released home, to France.
The experiment can be recognized as successful and calmly expand the demolition of self -construction further from the buildings of the subway, deep into Moscow.
So far, only the metro remains in the capital.
And Sobyanin.
About why the owners did not defend themselves from "long knives" this time, the Vedomosti write :
This time protest moods are not as strong as in February, the owners of the objects most likely realized that the struggle is useless, said the deputy head of the Moscow branch of the Russian Federation Sergey Seliverstov. “In the first wave, many wanted to defend their rights in court, 60% had real documents, I saw such people at the owners of the premises on“ pure ponds ”and“ water stadium ”, but in the end, only a few entrepreneurs filed new claims against the authorities,” continues Seliverstov. “And now many want to get at least some money.”
Against the backdrop of what was happening, a honey -free “report” on the walking along the new Arbat with Mayor Sobyanin, published in the Rossiy newspaper , made a particularly strong impression on Muscovites. The text instantly scattered into quotes.
A little girl of about six, holding her mother’s hand, left the Arbat metro station and froze in admiration: "How beautiful!" It was even more interesting to observe the reaction of adults. Having taken a step out of the lobby of the subway, many of them began to look around perplexedly. It was read on their faces: "Where is I?"
<...>
Nearby shops, already in love with lovers, granite tiles under your feet, which you begin to value especially on a hot day: after all, if there were previous asphalt, it would melting in the sun, and there would be nothing to breathe. In such a wonderful place, he made an appointment to the correspondents of the RG Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin in response to the proposal to take a walk together in the area where the work on the program "My Street" has just ended. I really wanted to know what the mayor himself thinks about the improvement of Moscow, what other plans he hates.
<...>
Then the conversation had to be interrupted: Sobyanin found out. Children, women, men, Muscovites and guests of the capital. In the multiple of the surrounding people, the refrain sounded:
- Thank you for the beautiful Moscow!
He walked around the square and everyone who wanted to, sting the mayor's hand, wanted: "Continue in the same spirit!"
“He walked around the square and everyone who wanted to, sting the mayor of the hand, wanted:“ Continue in the same spirit! ”And the birds cried with happiness?
- Sergei Dorogin (@_shrike_) August 28, 2016
AAAAAA - what text. There is only a lack of: "Muscovites picked up their mayor in their hands and proudly carried over the newly restored streets"
How do you live? - Khrushchev jokes. - We live well! - The collective farmers joke in response.
Then the conversation had to be interrupted:
Sobyanin found out!
Child, soldier, father and mother
They ran to the authorities.
In the polyphony of the crowd
The refrain sounded:
"Father dear! Intercessor! God!" -
The crowd shook him -
"More tiles and roads!
Let's start digging first! "
He walked around the square, laughing
Everyone shook the mayor's hand ...
And everyone thought quietly: "<...>,
When will they be fired <...>?! "...
Sobyanin decided not to trust reporters and wrote a text about himself
The author in North Korea studied at the Faculty of Journalism?
The first wow - it turns out that such texts can be. The second wow is the mayor's words "I say to these people with a calm conscience: we will come to you."
I warmly remembered the German practice of Berufsverbot - a ban on the profession. A sweet -honey interview with Sobyanin with questions like “Tell me how you have become such a great person” - a terrible bottom. Moreover, the personality of the interviewee is without way.
" - What is the first obligation of the courtier?" Asked Emir.
Khoja Nasreddin answered him like this:
- O great and brilliant lord! The first duty of the courtier is the everyday exercise of the spinal ridge, so that the latter acquires the necessary flexibility, without which the courtier cannot worthy of his devotion and his favor. The dorsal ridge of the court must have the ability to bend, as well as wriggle in all directions, unlike the ossified ridge of some commoner, which does not even know how to worship.
- Exactly! cried the delighted emir. - Exactly, in the everyday exercise of the spinal ridge! We secondly declare our goodwill to the sage Hussein Gusliy!
Khoja Nasruddin for the second time they filled the Halva’s mouth and candies. ”
Interested in, looking, under his name this fucking shame was written in the RG, or under the pseudonym. It turned out that under his own.
At first he embarrassed, and then realized that they did everything correctly: how else, the object would find out who licked him so devotedly.
“But it turned out that instead of a hundred thousand kissers, three professionals are now needed, who, working eight hours a day, will make a continuous deep blowjob to the toad. And which out of one hundred thousand will go to these three, it will be found on the basis of an open competition, where it will be necessary to show not only high professional qualities, but also the ability to optimistically smile at the edge of the mouth during work ...” Still, the same Pelevin :)) genius.
I could not read it. Be sick. There are simply no words. In Paris, their roads are bad. Not like ours. Another black boy with a snow -white pigeon in his hands was drawn and introduced the heading "their customs"
A lot of malicious comments were also awarded the reconstructed pedestrian zone on the new Arbat, especially three 50-meter benches designed by the German architectural bureau , which was initially assumed that the bench would be one and the 150-meter, but in the end they still made passages.
Sobyanin: "On the New Arbat, the longest bench for dates from heat -treated wood with a length of 150 m is installed. It is double -sided, 700 lovers will be able to sit on it at the same time."
<rright to go down>, this person really believes that the dream of all lovers is to sit in the amount of 700 people, the back to the back on a bench from the heat -treated wood with a length of 150 meters.
Each time, when the next urbanist will ask, but what do you not like the landscaping of Moscow, you just need to say: the longest two -way shop for dates from heat -treated wood with a length of 150 m for 700 lovers.
It seems that Sergey Semenovich became infected with the sex sovingelism from Elena Rydkina and the next step is the mass party, where all the couples are found in one club and begin to love each other on one bench.
True, the back to the back is not the most effective position for lovers, but it is clear where Sobyanin got these fantasies. Approximately - the back to the back - the people love power, and power - the people.
A bench of offended lovers, the longest in the world.
Everything is from there: “The longest bench from the heat -processed wood with a length of 150 m is installed on the new Arbat. It is double -sided, 700 lovers will be able to sit on it at the same time. It takes fifth place in the world. ... On the 4th - a bench in the Spanish Barcelona. It is more than Moscow and 700 people are also placed on it.”
A bench in Barcelona, if anyone did not understand, this is a bench of the work of the Divine Gaudi in Guel Park.
Optimists, however, do not see anything in the innovations that, if desired, it would be impossible to quickly get rid of.
Well, the new Arbat as a result of the current improvement is - counting from the track -
1) strip of sidewalk in tiles (see you in winter)
2) stripes of shops, cafes with kvass and lemonade, letters "Arbatmoskva" with rock climbing for the smallest, dance schools, etc.
3) the same bench with interruptions for the passage
4) one and a half times cut in comparison with “how it was” the pedestrian part of shops, cafes, etc.
In short, nothing that cannot be demolished next year. For the sake of landscaping the name "drive a goat".
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Alya Ponomareva
Social Networks Editor Radio Liberty