Today is Tuesday, which means that it is time to return the alphabet of the alphabet to the pages of Samizdat, last year we managed to tell you about aviation , charity , vandalism , publicity , long -building , Egypt and alphabet of the past , but then reached the letter Yo and fell into a stupor. We thought for a long time that for a word for this letter deserves a separate text, but in the end we came to the conclusion that it itself should become a heroic new release of a revived section - a small partisan of the Russian language, or rather a small partisan detachment - the letter Y and its points. So, it's time to explain for e.
As you could notice, in Samizdat “my friend, you are a transformer” love the letter Yo very much, all our texts and posts in social networks are full of dots above this letter. Here is an excerpt from our guideline (yes, we have it!):
“To maintain uniformity in the design of all (absolutely all, all, all-all-all without exception, old, new, short and long) texts of our beloved Samizdat it was decided to decide the following:
We love the beautiful long -suffering from our goods on the keyboard (if you are suckers like me and sit on PC) the letter Yo. We love her big - ё - and small - ё. We love her so much that we always put points over her. Yes, yes, we stretch behind her in the left upper corner (if you are suckers) or look for it near the Enter key (if you are major). In the headings and signatures to the pictures and gifs, we also put points over E. Remember: every time you write, instead of the letter E, the letter E, Yarosh cries somewhere. ”
So, samizdat for the fucker. Why? Firstly, it's beautiful. And secondly, we believe that the letter Eu contains all the inconsistency and all absurdity of Russian reality. And that's why.
The Russian language is the subject of endless wars and discussions and the last argument in any Internet administration. Each sofa expert knows: the arguments have ended - get to the bottom of the literacy of the opponent. How many copies in the open spaces of Runet are broken in disputes, whether to include the name of the city of Kemerovo (Rosenthal tells you to bow) and with which letters - a large or small one - to write the words the homeland and God (your beloved patriotic agnostic samizdat always writes the first one with a large, and the second, if not quote and not the text of the travkina), twig or creative (if that, both options are permissible), and the both options). Beetroot (correctly - beetle, stress on the first syllable), and, of course, the main question of modernity is to put or not put dots over the unfortunate letter Yo.
From his very birth, the poor relative of the letter E, the unfortunate long -suffering e was persecuted.
Introduced by the legend of Princess Dashkova and popularized by Karamzin, she caused indignation and rejection of the columns of classicism of Sumarokov and Tredyakovsky, who considered it the destiny of ink. Raised on the shield by Lunacharsky and planted according to another legend by Stalin himself, she tried for many years to break into dictionaries and encyclopedia, in the end to conquer her legitimate and inalienable place in textbooks and books for younger students and foreigners (as if adult native speakers of the Russian language do not need a letter in it).
“After the 1917 reform, the Russian alphabet consists of thirty -three letters (counting the letter Yo,
Which is not fully legalized, but is necessary for the correct display in the letter of the Russian language, which was perfectly understood by philologists in the 18th century, proposing to introduce the letter Io, later replaced by the Karamzin sign Yo). ”
A.A. Reformatsky , "Introduction to linguistics"
Today, the letter Yo is officially considered necessary in a limited number of cases: in all the same textbooks for children and foreigners, as well as in texts and official documents, where, when using E, instead of E, there is a variety of discrepancies and erroneous readings. The letter E - like Russian laws that are, as it were, but as it were. The letter E - as the principles of good and evil, which everyone interprets in their favor. The letter E is like the Russian reality itself: no one understands what is happening, but everyone has an opinion on this subject.
Meanwhile, the lack of points over E continues to break fate and excite the minds in higher authorities.
The main and irreconcilable fighter with the letter Yo was the Pension Fund of the Russian Federation, for many years refused to calculate pensions to people who, in the passport, were written with E, and in other documents - without. It was necessary to explain the Supreme Court to recognize the actions of the Pension Fund illegal.
How many methodologists of the deances throughout the country were rewritten and reprinted by graduates diplomas and attributed the spoiled forms of Goznak, forgetting to monitor the spelling of surnames.
Any state authority, whether it is tax, insurance or court, can declare your documents invalid due to the lack of points over the unfortunate letter, but for now you will wait for clarification and achieve justice, you can formally become a violator of the law.
And all this because someone is too lazy to tear off the hand from the paper to put the points or reach the letter E on the computer keyboard.
Today, and always a proud letter Yo crows himself well -deserved points on the pages of Samizdat “Batenka, yes you are a transformer” to proclaim a kingdom of his own. Dear reader, the best way to regain control over your own life and streamline reality around you is to get on a diet, engage in physical education and start setting dots over Yo. Dear, reader, love the letter Yo, because in it all of Russia with its mysterious and contradictory soul.
And by the way, Count Tolstoy, who soon has a birthday , was actually called Lev, but who will now remember this, after so many years of undeserved persecution of the unfortunate letter Yo, which is only to blame for not like its deprived of superstructure signs of goods.
The editors of Samizdat requires: stop the bully letter Yo! Let us stop the genocide of the points above Eo! Long live the letter Yo!
Text Sasha Neluba Moscow 
Collage Ivan Kamensky Hoshimin 