PS SIA does not stop - now Chandelier sings
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But they waited for Mario!
Well, yes, they waited for new macbooks (lies)
Tim Cook was so escaped that there will be a new song now. Eh, just sia. Here she is
God, SIA acts! The Sultan to the last believed that it would be Taylor Swift.
This I found the secret business plan Apple

For almost two hours, the presentation is already coming. Does Cook take an example from Putin? Well, well, I don’t get used to 5-hour online online.
Airpods headphones - $ 159.
Orders from September 9, deliveries from September 16 - but not in Russia. And a week later - in Russia!
No 16 gigs, at least 32 now!
And prices!
649 dollars for the base model, 769 for Plus!
The screen sizes in the iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus are the same as that of the iPhone 6s and iPhone 6s Plus
Phil Schiller says that the iPhone 7 has the best battery among all iPhones. It would be amazing if it were the other way around

Uncle plays with such interest that it seems that he cannot be forced to stop

So, now they talk about toys. There will be a new Formula 1 from Codemasters, well, in general, this is an incredible platform for games where you need to press one button.
AAAAAA
I don't understand why the whole presentation is not dedicated to Mario
We built two powerful, but not very powerful processors into powerful, but very powerful processors, so that they are even more powerful there

The new iPhone is 40 percent faster than the past and 120 times faster than the first.
Not headphones, but headphones for headphones. The headphones work for 5 hours, but it will be possible to recharge from the box. Such infa

Not an iPhone of batteries, but headphones. Iphone probably, as always, will have to be charged three times a day in a year.
There are enough batteries for 24 hours
They talk about the technological filling of the headphones, apparently it will be possible to chase normally in the first kwik.
Cool, you open the case - and immediately the iPhone offers to connect with the headphones.
How to charge them is not yet clear. Together with the headphones there will be a special case, apparently, through it it will be possible to charge.
Headphones are inserts, with a wire are not connected. They will have sensory buttons, look like from space.
Lost me on the second day Edition

Apple produces its own wireless headphones - AirPods!
The adapters are monstrous.
Apple explains that it is time to move forward and abandon the good old mini-jack, with whom we lived 50 years.

The developer of the iPhone called JBL headphones with Lightning for 200 bucks "Available"
There is one unpleasant moment in connecting music through Lightning: you can’t at the same time chop the external battery (and in some train is useful)
Headphones can be connected only through Lightning.
In the iPhone 7 there is no input for headphones. All.
The speakers are now at the iPhone from below and from above. If you look in horizontal mode, then there will be a cool stereo.
Stereo dynamics!
Let's talk about the sound, tell us at the presentation. Well, let's. I'm waiting.
The dude from Instagram has a very bright T -shirt, very much. He tells how cool it is to post on Instagram Stories with new iPhones.
A dude comes out of Instagram. How much can already be about photos.
The iPhones will have Retina HD display, 25 percent brighter, cool, supports 3D Touch.
In how a new camera blurs

They say that the iPhone 7 Plus has the best camera among smartphones in general.
For a very long time about photos, very.
Once again about the second camera: in the iPhone 7 Plus, before shooting, you can press a special button, and your phone will become a little binoculars - and will take pictures of distant items.
In short, an optical zoom appeared in the iPhone, but this only applies to the iPhone 7 Plus, large.
In the senior version - the iPhone 7 Plus - there will be two rear cameras of 12 megapixels each. One of them will be wide -angle, and the other with a lens “approaching” the picture. This will increase the contents of photographs without loss of quality.

The iPhone 7 Plus will have two chambers from behind!

(I understand so, in half)
But now it is important for all smart and cool - the iPhone 7 supports RAW. If you do not understand what this means, then alas.
On the iPhone 7 you can edit Live Photos, as if someone had used this garbage.
Mario Mario Mario Mario
From everything that has already been shown about the new iPhone, we can conclude that there really is no headphone entrance. But we will wait until they officially say.
No wonder your cat is called Hasselbladt
In the aperture chamber F 1/1.8, this is very cool! Long live the beautiful erosion of the background (I hope it will be beautiful)
A new camera, super-class, is called some data in which I do not understand anything.
With the phone, now it will be possible to calmly flop into the pool, the most important fear of millennials is a thing of the past.
The iPhones are now moisture and dusty!
The Home button has been renewed, it now recognizes the power of presses and not mechanical!
The iPhone has a new non -Jewish color - it is called black.
An iPhone developer named Phil came out, calls the iPhone 7 of the best that COGD was created.


The new iPhone will be in a fashionable glossy shiny. The place where the headphone entrance is usually located is not shown in the video.
Joni Ive calls the iPhone 7 of his most perfect creation.
Show an iPhone!
iPhone 7 !!!!
Imessage stickers, and we also have known about this for a long time. Ifoniev come on!
Applications for a smart house, yeah, in 30 years in Russia will be relevant (in a pair of houses).
Tim Cook talks about Homekit, which we will never try.
Stop praise old iPhones, come on to new
They talk about iOS 10. The most cool, most advanced, but we all know this.
Apple sold a billion iPhone. Billion. Mario.
But we already know everything
On sale from September 16 (Nike version will appear in October)

New watches cost $ 369! The old ones received the same processor and fell to 269 bucks!
On my watch, on the “Elimination” button would be wiped with frequent presses
On Sundays, Nike hours will call to run.

Opened the second.
Cool when you can call the president Nike "dude from Nike"

If you suddenly do not look, then there now a dude from Nike has come to talk about the Watch model joint with Apple with a fashionable hole strap. If you look, then I don’t know, listen to the song chtol.

About water resistance: the clock is arranged so that the speaker spits out water that falls in Apple Watch
Lord is boring.
In the presentation of Apple, the clock looks much thicker than on a Pashina hand

Remeshkov with Mario is not there either.
New straps, and not a word about some class dial with Mario.
In short, Mario
Built -in GPS, all things, runners will adore the new Apple Watch. By the way, I was very upset when I realized that on hairy hands they did not consider the pulse normally when running.
Let's guess in the chat, which means this figure in the screenshot

Pasha sadly touches his watch and says: yes, it will go.
It seems that in the previous message I made a little painted reality.
The clock is a hundred times faster, you can launch a three, Half-Life and Follaut with Final Cut and Ableton, blah blah blah.
In short, the swimmers will simply fall in love with the new Apple WHC.
Wizhzhik
Apple could not make the past clock waterproof due to the speaker, now they reeded it-the speaker spits out water. And they could just refuse the sound, why it is on the clock in general.
Interestingly, and my watch will begin to lag right now or in a week?
For some reason, the dude was not shown in the video like me-lying on the couch without a clock
Title - Apple Watch Series 2
In the video of the new clock showed a dude right like me - rides on a skate with a clock


Waterproof !!!
New Apple Watch !!!
In short, Pokemon GOU is now a normal game with the clock, it was directly suggested as an obvious decision, I was surprised that initially this was not.
He deceived the application, he did not go

Sultan, Rebecca Black's song listened to a hundred million people and what. By the way, let's listen.
Well, let's not here, Pavel. The game downloaded half a billion times
Niantic dude shows Pokemon Go Plus, which is about the same as Watch, only without hours. Will be at the end of September. The Apple Watch is already right now, as I understand it.
Is it really now that hundred people who are still playing Pokemon can not go like morons in the phones.

Pokemon Go comes to Watch!
It is a pity for the Watchos developer, so much you have to write code that no one uses in the end.

The reader writes in reaction:
It is often mentioned that the main hindrance to the path to water resistance was the water-permeable Stereo-Jack. (In the new iPhone, wireless headphones). This is a lie. There is no good reason not to make phones waterproof (except)
Dear reader. I can say confidently: you will be pleased today
Not bad-Apple second in terms of hours in 2015 (generally hours, in principle, tick-so)

The Watch developer talks about which cool Watchos is new, in theory it should appear right now or through an hour.
The most popular smart clock, blah blah blah. Mario Mario Mario Mario
I do not change the currency and do not cook, so I don't need them
Unlike the Sultan, I have an Apple Vatch. Already almost a year. It is very convenient to watch the euro course and set the timer when you cook food.
Cup-watch
Show how it works in Keynote. In short, a button for collaborators will appear, and everyone can change everything at the same time. Chaos, hello! In general, it is cool, in the presentation of Apple looks like magic.
In IWORK, the opportunity to work at the same time as a heap of people as in Google DOX will be able to work!
Represent to IWORK. Apparently, some kind of renewal of Pages, Keynote and Numbers.
Epple Sammik does not rejoice
Cook continues to tell how iPads help teach children and how many Apple does to education.

Apple deleted advertising tweets from the iPhone 7, which were published too early. Someone will be fired :(
Who does not rejoice in Mario - he has no heart.
Mario Mario Mario
Imessage will still have stickers with Mario (and in a couple of hours they will appear in Telegram, Hehe)

Cook returned and talks about education. In general, there is no chance that at least someone is listening to him now.
This is the first official Nintendo game on mobile platforms - Pokemon Go is still not quite a Nintendo game.
Super Mario Run will come out on holidays - apparently by the New Year.

In Mario on iPhones there will be some completely new multiplayer-called toad Rally. It looks more like a classic Mario.
The first Nintendo game on iPhones is Super Mario Run, such as Rayman and many other platformers where the hero runs automatically. It looks like the reason for my delay to work.
Timati and Basta at the presentation of Apple, go nuts!
(in the upper row on the left)

Siger quickly switched to Japanese and speaks with the translator.
Sieger Miyamoto goes to represent Mario! This is just a bomb.

Aaaaaaa mario on iPhonaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!
The iPhone is the most popular game platform (where they play games with one button), blah blah. Give something interesting.
What is the point of listening to Tim Cook, if we have learned everything already
140 billion downloads in the App Store. Cook like Putin, in the beginning floods with numbers.
I honestly tried to switch to Apple Music, but Spotify, though a curve, but better.
Cook boasts that Apple Music has a lot of exclusive albums, but in fact it is not very good and harms the musical industry, I tell you.
Pleasant viewing

This is one of the advertising tweets that Apple laid out at the beginning of the presentation (possibly by chance). About the iPhone 7 haven't said anything yet

Start with Apple Music. The service has 17 million subscribers, 40 million songs, class recommendations, all that.
Cook on stage! Hood Morning, Senk Yu Fa Joining Az, thanks Farrell and Corden for a trip.
And everyone sings Sweet Home Alabama. Just the perfect presentation.
And just Casually in the car, Farrell Williams sits up to them.

Cook and James Korden ask Siri questions, I also like to do so drunk.
If someone does not know about Corden and his great column- here .
Tim Cook admits love to One Direction. Develop!
AAAAAAAA. Tim Cook turned out to be a guest of James Corden in Carpool Karaoke. And they sing.
AAAA Tim Cook in Karpul Karaoke!
The darling has rushed !!!
In the case, they suggest that on the Amazon there are already covers for the seven.
But I was so busy online that I did not notice :(
He played the Sultan his favorite song. Yes, Shake it off.
In the broadcast of Apple included music.
Perhaps Apple frees us from wires - so sharply. Although, to be honest, it would be nice to integrate wirelessly in the trend of exemption from wires. I use it on my Android and every day I pray to the technology to the God that this is possible - I put the phone on plasticskui he charges.
No, seriously, do I listen to music through the hanger? Through your finger? What kind of nonsense, this entrance worked for more than a hundred years and normal.
Hello everyone, together with an incomparable Sultan, I will lead online, Pasha Borisov. And I just bombed from rumors that Apple decided to remove the headphones from the phones.
And that. Let's communicate in the chat (this is such a button with a cloud in the buttons panel of social networks in a web version)

Let me also remind you of a summary of all Apple presentations in general.
The Russian Apple - the Yabloko party - has already introduced its main product. And this is a pen.
There is still half an hour before online, so look at what opening our colleague Kostyan did.
My name is the Sultan, and today I will lead online from the main technological event (may the fans of Google, Microsoft, Sony and other no less remarkable companies will forgive me. Apple will finally show new iPhones - completely new, not a miserable upgrade in the person of the iPhone 6s. And maybe something else.